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Madea

Boy: Youre so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know whats gonna happen? Youre gonna taste the rainbow.
— Madea hell
Faith without works is dead, you cant just sit around praying you got to do something too.
— Madea faith
A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
— Madea self
A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.
— Madea man
Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man dont want you, you cant get to whats in front of you because youre too busy looking back to see what hes doing.
— Madea life
Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I dont want no lurnch.
— Madea body
I dont like you, say summn else smartttt to me
— Madea art
Im waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasnt even in the room!
— Madea body
Hellerrr How u durnin
— Madea hell
Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! Im telling you, Im crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!
— Madea people
Now Im gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
— Madea time
Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.
— Madea
Yall sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of shoes!
— Madea ya
A beast wit no neck, there it is!
— Madea wit
Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.
— Madea
I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
— Madea you
The devil is a lie, Im not finna eat this.
— Madea evil
Sweetheart, that word has 2 rs in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
— Madea art
And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar that gawd for saving me.
— Madea soul
Im going by the church, I didnt say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church
— Madea church
Halalura Amend and Amend!
— Madea men
Im Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
— Madea
Ill shove that phone so far down your throat youll have to call 911 wit yo navel!
— Madea you
I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!
— Madea jesus
Wwjd whats that? Whats wrong with jermaine dupree?
— Madea wit
Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
— Madea girl
I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
— Madea jesus
Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin way too much.
— Madea time
Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
— Madea body
Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
— Madea care
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, thats called grit ball.
— Madea good
When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe.
— Madea girls
Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!
— Madea
She dont know me. Im a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didnt kill him, though. No, that wasnt me.
— Madea kill
True prayer is you sittin having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is your stamp that will get it up there to his ear.
— Madea god
You aint even gotta say nothin I done changed my life. I am livin for the Lort, I am livin for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin me.
— Madea life
Lord help me Jesus, Im bout to run my car right through K-mart!
— Madea art

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