Mark Twain (Writer)

#5055 Mark Twain

Now what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state. .

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#5056 Mark Twain

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever. .

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#5057 Mark Twain

I'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras county. .

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#5058 Mark Twain

I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog. .

Mark Twain
#5059 Mark Twain

He was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. .

Mark Twain Quotes about men
#5060 Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. .

Mark Twain Quotes about education
#5061 Mark Twain

Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience — 4000 critics. .

Mark Twain Quotes about time
#5062 Mark Twain

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty. .

Mark Twain Quotes about sin
#5063 Mark Twain

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. .

Mark Twain Quotes about man
#5064 Mark Twain

Formerly, if you killed a man, it was possible that you were insane—but now, if you, having friends and money, kill a man, it is evidence that you are a lunatic. .

Mark Twain Quotes about money
#5065 Mark Twain

did a great many notable things for his country, and made her young name to be honored in many lands as the mother of such a son. It is not the idea of this memoir to ignore that or cover it up. No; the simple idea of it is to snub those pretentious maxims of his, which he worked up with a great show of originality out of truisms that had become wearisome platitudes as early as the dispersion from Babel. .

Mark Twain Quotes about work
#5066 Mark Twain

This poor little one-horse town. .

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#5067 Mark Twain

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. Ifcomposed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate. If he, according to tradition, merely translated it from certain ancient and mysteriously-engraved plates of copper, which he declares he found under a stone in an out-of-the-way locality, the work of translating was equally a miracle, for the same reason. .

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#5068 Mark Twain

A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty. .

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#5069 Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. .

Mark Twain Quotes about sin
#5070 Mark Twain

The funniest things are the forbidden. .

Mark Twain Quotes about fun
#5071 Mark Twain

We haven't all had the good fortune to be ladies; we haven't all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. .

Mark Twain Quotes about work
#5072 Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. .

Mark Twain Quotes about self
#5073 Mark Twain

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. .

Mark Twain Quotes about respect
#5074 Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is really a large matter — it's the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning. .

Mark Twain Quotes about light
#5075 Mark Twain

When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides? .

Mark Twain Quotes about truth
#5076 Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. .

Mark Twain Quotes about soul
#5077 Mark Twain

He [George Washington Cable] has taught me to abhor and detest the Sabbath day and hunt up new and troublesome ways to dishonor it. .

Mark Twain Quotes about honor
#5078 Mark Twain

An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite picturesque liar. .

Mark Twain Quotes about experience
#5079 Mark Twain

It does look as if Massachusetts were in a fair way to embarrass me with kindnesses this year. In the first place, a Massachusetts judge has just decided in open court that a Boston publisher may sell, not only his own property in a free and unfettered way, but also may as freely sell property which does not belong to him but to me; property which he has not bought and which I have not sold. Under this ruling I am now advertising that judge's homestead for sale, and, if I make as good a sum out of it as I expect, I shall go on and sell out the rest of his property. .

Mark Twain Quotes about kindness
#5080 Mark Twain

As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious. .

Mark Twain Quotes about wise
#5081 Mark Twain

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning. .

Mark Twain Quotes about light
#5082 Mark Twain

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it. .

Mark Twain Quotes about art
#5083 Mark Twain

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. .

Mark Twain Quotes about anger
#5084 Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. .

Mark Twain Quotes about truth

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