Married with Children
Al: All right, everybody, lets hold it right there. Now, how long have I known you guys? What, about two, 300 years? In that time I have learned to do without several things. A yacht, a summer home, love, respect, food. I can accept that. But I will live not one more day without a car that runs. So no more advice. I will go find my own used car lot, and if I come home tonight, God willing, it will be behind the wheel of something that goes vroom. Al Bundy pushes no more. Now get out of my car. — Married with Children love Angel: I know you think you got it tough. Your wife doesnt respect you. Your kids think youre a failure. A good day for you is when you dont come across any new foot diseasesBelieve me, I sympathize. But you think your life reeks? Take a whiff of mine, pal. My wife gained a hundred pounds for every year we were married. We had two kids. I think she ate em, I dunno. I hated driving home so much I had vanity plates written up that said Hit me. But despite it all, she loved me. You know how I know? BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME!! Oh, yeah! When I was at work, she loved my father, my brother, my bookiebut when I found my grandfathers teeth in my bed under the pillow, then I knew there was trouble in paradise. Thats when I did what any other man would do, Bundy. I canceled my insurance and I hung myself. Showed her, huh?! — Married with Children love
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