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Misfits TV series

Being a teenager is such a challenging time that it instantly throws up conflict. Every emotion is heightened, everything is life-and-death important. Thats drama. Its also that time when youre not burdened by jobs, mortgages and kids and we look back on it with some fondness. You remember it so vividly.
— Misfits TV series life
Rudy: No! Youd love that, wouldnt you? Why dont I just go home and spend the rest of the night torturing myself about things I did when I was like 14?ew
— Misfits TV series love
Nathan: A few days ago I go into the toilets, Tony and Gary were in there. They are butt naked, Tony has Gary by his hair, like this, and hes just doing him, doggy style. And Tony is like, Whos your daddy? Im your daddy, Im Big Daddy. Oh! Oh yeah, you like that? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Im Daddy Cool! So Im guessing theyve ran away to continue their illicit homosexual affair. I ask you, in this world of intolerance and prejudice, who are we to condemn them?
— Misfits TV series sex
Rudy: Its like camping. Honestly, reminded me of being a boy scout. Looking up at the night sky, all the twinkling stars there. While she Oh, she sat on my face. Where am I going with this? Can I stay at your for an indefinite period of time, rent-free, please?
— Misfits TV series time
Rudy: Ohh, ho-ho! Thank fuck for that! I mightve done one or two things that werent exactly Christian in the strictest sense of the word.
— Misfits TV series christian
Rudy: I have a question, right? What if we were conjoined twins, yeah, with our heads? Theyre all mashed together, and we go out in the town, for a few beers, some bloke sees us and hes like, Oi! You two-headed fuck! He flips out, goes mental and batters the guy. Who does the community service then? Because they, they are conjoined with one massive head but with two personalities.
— Misfits TV series men
Rudy: Because he seems to be under the impression that youve stolen a dog-shaped charity box, on account of him having found it in your locker. Mm! You fuck with me, Ill fuck with you right back with a cherry on top.
— Misfits TV series you
Finn: Well, actually theyre not. Well, youve got the lop-eared, the American lop-eared, the French Angora
— Misfits TV series america
Nathan: Cause, if men could suck themselves off, then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements.
— Misfits TV series men
Rudy One: Shut up, be quiet. It is a psycho rabbit and it is wearing a suit and its got a golf club. Thats all I know.
— Misfits TV series
Nathan: Shes like one of those evil bitch spiders. They lure you into their web, they shag ya, then they kill ya, and then they eat their own faeces.
— Misfits TV series evil
Nathan: I think I speak for all of us when I say were lazy and incompetent. Were practically handicapped!
— Misfits TV series think
Nathan: Im getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell breaks lose. I tripled myself.
— Misfits TV series self
Rudy One: I I am looking for a sandwich. That I put in one of these lockers for safekeeping. But Ill be buggered if I can remember which one its in. I bloody hate it when I misplace a sandwich.
— Misfits TV series hate
Rudy One: Yeah, I do. Right, now, when it comes to Finley, there is no us. Honestly, Ill just deny I even know you. Jess? Whos Jess? Is she that Chinese fellow with a bit of a limp?
— Misfits TV series you
Simon: Ive never thought youre a bitch. Sometimes I think its difficult for beautiful girls. People dont see past their looks.
— Misfits TV series time
Curtis: Thats totally relevant, except there aint no General Zod, and thats twenty thousand pounds. Later.
— Misfits TV series
Finn: Its like losing three testicles. We need to go round to Lisas to get it. And by we, I mean you need to drive me round there.
— Misfits TV series sin
Finn: What, like, when you go to a vending machine and theres no prawn cocktail crisps? And then alls you want is a packet of prawn-
— Misfits TV series you
Kelly: Thats what happens when blokes spend all their time playing computer games and wanking over porn on the Internet.
— Misfits TV series time
Nathan: But I’m guessing your parents wanted a boy so they kept your cock and sewed up your clunge.
— Misfits TV series sin
Nathan: Cmon, man. Be serious. That requires an inhuman level of self-restraint that no man is capable of. The siren call of the blow-job renders all men powerless.
— Misfits TV series power
Nathan: If I was trying to wind you up, I think I’d be a little more creative. “I know what film you saw last summer.”
— Misfits TV series you
Nathan: Im gonna join the circus. They can throw knives at me - people pay good money to see that shit. And then Im making serious cash. And where the cash goes, the pussy follows. No offence, ladies.
— Misfits TV series people
Nathan: Its a fancy-dress party. Its dark. Youll all be wearing masks. Its the perfect opportunity to commit murder. And incest!
— Misfits TV series art
Nathan: See? Babies. Thats why I always use a condom. And if the girl looks dirty, I use two. Belt and braces!
— Misfits TV series race
Rudy: Oh! So, I ended up wandering the street like the Littlest Hobo. I get talking to this girl, turn on the old Rudy magic, end up going back to hers. When I say hers. Have you ever shagged a homeless girl?
— Misfits TV series magic
Rudy: Oh, thats a funny thing, that. I was carrying the fire extinguisher and I tripped and fell into it, repeatedly.
— Misfits TV series funny
Rudy One: Well, I dont know. Her mate seems to think its something to do with computers and freakin insert yourself into people. I dont really understand it, but she has got our little monkey man, and I for one will not let him be experimented on. Unless shes dressing him up, man, like one of them chimps in the PG Tips adverts, then colour me amused.
— Misfits TV series people

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