Mrs Doubtfire 1993
Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh Im sorry, am I being a little graphic? Im sorry. Well, I hope youre up for a little competition. Shes got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. Its her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, its like a prison movie. Amazed she hasnt chipped her teeth.
— Mrs Doubtfire 1993 hope Mrs. Dupree: I dont do laundry, I dont do windows, I dont do carpets, I dont do bathtubs, I dont do toilets, I dont do diapers...Miranda: Um, my children have been potty-trained for quite some time.Mrs. Dupree: Well, I dont do washing, I dont do basements, I dont do dinners, and I dont do reading![Miranda shows Mrs. Dupree to the door and gives Lydie the slitting your throat gesture as she walks away; Lydie checks Mrs. Duprees name off the list]
— Mrs Doubtfire 1993 time Daniel: [as Mr. Rogers] Hello, boys and girls, today were gonna talk about dinosaurs. Its a dino-sorus line![sings fanfare]Daniel: And now ladies and gentlemen, the King.[hums tune and imitates Elvis with a T-Rex]Daniel: Hey thank you, Ima make you lunch, thank you. Okay, now put your claws together for James Bronnnnnntosaurus![James Brown style]Daniel: Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada da, it tastes good, dada dada dada da no meat, big feet, I eat wood, pum pum pum! Oh I cant go on, cant go on, Im goin extinct! Now its time for the Raptor rap.[raps]Daniel: Yo Im a Raptor doin what I can gonna eat everything til the appearance of man. Yo yo yo, see me, Im living below the soil, Ill be back but Im comin as oil!
— Mrs Doubtfire 1993 time Lydie: [deleted scene] Dad, why cant you just pretend?Daniel: To be what, honey?Lydie: Pretend to be Mrs. Doubtfire and pretend to be Pudgy the bird and all those other things. Why cant you and Mom just pretend to be happy?Daniel: We probably could.Lydie: And wed still be a family.Daniel: Yeah we would be, but wed be a pretend family, you know? It wouldnt be real. Youd know, youd know wed be acting. You cant act 24 hours a day, Im not that good an actor, today proved that. No, lifes more real and wonderful and acting is nice, its a job.Lydie: Its your job to be our father.Daniel: No its not a job, its a joy being your father, I dont have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay? Always, rain, shine, its the one wonderful thing in my life.
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