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NCIS season 2

Tony: Anyone, and I mean anyone, know when the air conditioner is getting fixed? What about the name of the genius who invented windows that dont open? Like, what are we on - a space ship? Windows should open!
— NCIS season 2 genius
Tony: not believing she was checking him out All summer long. sarcastically Thanks for finally noticing!
— NCIS season 2 lie
Kate: No. I meant right now. Cause youre sweating like a pig and its not very whispers attractive! sits down then jumps up again Aah!
— NCIS season 2 you
Tony: thinking he meant Kate and McGee Umout of respect for my co-workers. Id have to say yes you did and its kind of disturbing!
— NCIS season 2 work
Gibbs: I agree! Put your damn shirt on! this is an office building, not a gym! notices McGee Damnit McGee. Why are you still here?
— NCIS season 2 you
Gibbs: You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you? McGee looks very nervous as he waits for an answer
— NCIS season 2 thinking
Kate: Dont let him intimidate you, McGee, thats my job today. the phone rings and she answers it annoyed Agent Todd!
— NCIS season 2 age
Tony: Oh, I believe you. But let me ask you this. trying to get him to answer Is she a pantyhose or a thong girl? Cause Im thinking thong! winces as Kate elbows him in the gut
— NCIS season 2 thinking
Kate: Theres a secretary from the Pentagon downstairs and she claims her boss is being held hostage by his computer.
— NCIS season 2 age
McGee: Okay checking for outside links! Yes weve got multiple incoming packets! And were varying the Doomsday Trojan!
— NCIS season 2 day
Abby: I would seriously hold off on those funeral arrangements Gibbs! The reason were so excited is
— NCIS season 2 men
Abby: And we should be able to back-trace the connection as soon as sees the image distort No, no starts typing frantically No! as the screen goes black Aah! Gibbs looks confused My baby just french-fried!
— NCIS season 2 art
Abby: puts her head in her hands Believe it or not GibbsBut not all computer problems can be solved by re-booting!
— NCIS season 2 believe
Gibbs: holds up a new phone and says brightly Works for me! McGee looks terrified of what could happen if Gibbs realises the scam Kate and DiNozzo have been pulling on him.
— NCIS season 2 work
Ducky: Three bodies! Jimmy sighs in annoyance and pushes the drawer shut Time to start another table!
— NCIS season 2 time
Ducky: looking at the meat puzzle on the tables Well were a little short on space for the moment Abigail but you can use 107! opens the drawer to find a cadaver still in there Definately not 107! His relatives were supposed to arrange for him to be taken back last week! UhWill this do?
— NCIS season 2 men
Kate: walking up the front path with McGee in tow then notices the sweater They either left in a hurry. Or were forced to!
— NCIS season 2 path
Kate: looks at McGee like hes gone crazy Because shes a little girl, McGee! then says the stereotype of a boy Theyre not typically slobs!
— NCIS season 2 crazy
Abby: yelling as Tony winces Okay Gibbs your mic is coming in loud and clear! Whos that in the office with him?jokes The Devil?
— NCIS season 2 evil
Abby: It sounds like this particle physicist I used to date! He had these tiny little chiglet-like teeth and an Eiffel Tower tattoo!
— NCIS season 2 art
Abby: chokes on her Caf-Pow Gibbs! Were talking about the Pentagon here! Even their encryptions have encryptions!
— NCIS season 2 cry
Gibbs: No, cause the first thing theyll do is sever the connection! And if that happens, well end up with two dead dependants!
— NCIS season 2 dead
Kate: raises her arm to a more comfortable position Okay. So she could make it to the toilet but couldnt make it to the threshold of the tunnel! pulls on it Ow!
— NCIS season 2 comfort
Tony: Hey Boss. Got statements from Seamen Jennings and Wilkins. Can I cut them loose? Theyve been at sea a long time.
— NCIS season 2 time
Kate: When he found the first Jane Doe while jogging, Petty Officer Goetz was in port on a carrier, the Teddy Roosevelt.
— NCIS season 2
Jimmy Napolitano: Ill kill your brothers, your uncles, your father, and after the funerals Ill kill you.
— NCIS season 2 you
Jimmy: Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to bury our pets under our porch till my mom found out. She was pretty upset.
— NCIS season 2
Abby: after attempting a technical explanation to Gibbs, gives up Machine making pretty pictures now.
— NCIS season 2
Tony: Sneaking your horny boyfriend into a house filled with armed federal agents who are on the lookout for Al-Qaeda assassins, thats wrong, Kate. Me, Im just trying to gather some valuable intel so I can do my job better.
— NCIS season 2 sin
Kate: Yost complained of a weak bladder. He had to use the restroom every ten minutes. We gave up escorting him and one time he just didnt come back.
— NCIS season 2 time
Gibbs: The only one you depend on is the buddy next to you. Hes closer to you than your brother. Why would you smash his head in?
— NCIS season 2 you
Abby: She was sitting in a chair. All that was left were blackened seat springs, a section of back bone, one foot, still in a satin slipper, and ten pounds of ashes. The rest of her apartment was untouched.
— NCIS season 2 art
Tony: Oooh no. I was thinking more dermatologist. Normal hours, big bucks, never an emergency. I mean, nobody ever died from a zit.
— NCIS season 2 thinking
Laura Rowans: Let me guess, you take it black, Agent Gibbs? Marines always do. What about you Agent McGee? Cream and sugar?
— NCIS season 2 age
McGee: Every road with access into Quantico is blocked by armed gate guards. Theres Marines everywhere. Why would a rapist choose a victim here?
— NCIS season 2 wit
Kate: Hey!! Hey!! My god, I swear the two of you are worse than my brothers, and theyre practically psychotic!
— NCIS season 2 god
Abby: Jeremy Davison has no criminal record, Gibbs. Hes a civilian, he has no ties to the military, his prints dont match any open case-files. The boy doesnt even have a speeding ticket. I mean, were talking cleaner than clean. Whiter than white. You could put him in the line-up with snow, snow is going to jail.
— NCIS season 2 you
Abby: I did a little trial and error with Laura Rowans screen name, HomeAlone325, and Jeremy Davisons, NiceGuy653. Care to guess which fetish they have in common, Kate?
— NCIS season 2 home
DiNozzo: shocked WellIve only read two and if you think there all the same then we definitely need to have a talk!
— NCIS season 2 live
Kate: smirks Yeah, welltwelve years at Catholic school says that aint ever gonna happen! stalks off
— NCIS season 2 school
Tony: You cant drown in a stream, Jeffery. You can get wet, you can get frickin freezing, but you cant drown!
— NCIS season 2 you
Ducky: Yes, thats an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.
— NCIS season 2 marriage
Abby: Money is a great receptor because the ink never really dries. One bill used to snort cocaine then going through an ATM leaves minute traces of the drugs on thousands of others. Four out of five bills in circulation are contaminated to a level that can be detected by drug dogs.
— NCIS season 2 money
DiNozzo: looks around, scratching his head Has anyone seen my ball-cap? I know I left it right here!
— NCIS season 2 right
Gibbs: Used to do it for a living. Back then youd be dead instead of under arrest. Any other questions?
— NCIS season 2 living
Abby: Um Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh ease the burden of your own self-loathing?
— NCIS season 2 truth
Ducky: Indiscriminate predators, coyotes. Fish, cats, garbage, theyll eat anything they can chew. Unlike my mother who can no longer chew anything. I assure you, Mr Palmer, it is a beastly sight.
— NCIS season 2 cats
Ducky: Im sorry, its such a lovely word, exsanguination, I cant help saying it. laughs nervously as Gibbs just looks at him. Moving on
— NCIS season 2 love
Tony: To Witness Look, there is always something you remember about every woman, something youll remember in twenty years time something small and subtle a piece of jewelry, a laugh a smell.
— NCIS season 2 time
Ducky: To Kate and Tony We need to look a little deeper. There is clearly a latent sibling rivalry here, being expressed by your adolescent and sexually-charged bickering. It all stems from a desperate desire to please a father figure, and I think we all know who that is!
— NCIS season 2 sex
Abby: That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank.
— NCIS season 2 work
Ducky: Im flattered that you would entrust your relationship to me. It will be rather like. marriage counseling. smiles, Tony and Kate give a look
— NCIS season 2 marriage
Tony: A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar, whats the punchline Kate?
— NCIS season 2 sex
McGee: Okay, the bartender doesnt believe it so he asks the spook instructor what the hell is going on? And the guy says what, guy cant have a drink with his pupils?
— NCIS season 2 art
Kate: Well, lets see. Last year Tony spilled his coffee and he warmed up to him oh, about an hour ago. So, roughly eight to ten months.
— NCIS season 2 war
Lt Cdr Purcell: Now that weve learned a bit about recruiting double agents, lets take a moment to consider some of the risks involved. Anybody?
— NCIS season 2 men
Lt. Col. Bushnell: I got your email, Special Agent Gibbs. To tell you the truth, I was shocked - when did you learn to use a computer?
— NCIS season 2 truth
Kate: Look all I am trying to say is that it is very unprofessional. Gibbs would never walk in here and tell us how much he paid for his shirt.
— NCIS season 2
Abby: I compared them to the prints that Tony and McGee got from the beach restroom. They didnt jive.
— NCIS season 2
Tony: About what, probie? Dead marine on campus? Missing petty officer? Computer hacker who might be part of a radical peace movement? None of these things are your fault, really But sending Gibbs on a panty raid?
— NCIS season 2 art
Abby: You guys are just in time for McGees crisis of faith. Hes starting to realize that there may be someone on this planet whos smarter than he is.
— NCIS season 2 faith
Tony: Well, Kate, in all fairness, I am the senior field agent, but I think its an experience that
— NCIS season 2 experience
Kate: Just plain cold but dont worry. I promise to sneeze into my tissues! to Tony Unlike some people!
— NCIS season 2 people
Gibbs: whistles to get everyones attention There has been a letter opened with a white powder. Use the back entrance, you all know the drill!
— NCIS season 2 you
Kate: calls to Tony Tony! throws a bottle of water at him and then calls security Letter opened in Special Agent Gibbss Office, dispersed a fine, white powder. Level Two evacuating!
— NCIS season 2 age
Kate: hears a clunking noise Theyve shut down the air. panicked for Tonys sake Lets hit the showers, Tony!
— NCIS season 2
Tony: At this very instant, someone is incinerating my Ermenegildo Zegna suit, my Armani tie, my Dolce & Gabbana shirt and my Gucci shoes!
— NCIS season 2 men
Tony: Women! Sorry, Kate. I give it to women at Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather.
— NCIS season 2 women
Tony: Ah I think the post office screwed up, boss. Somebody else got your bottle of Jack and you got their
— NCIS season 2 body
McGee: Yeah, thats right! All federal mail is funnelled through the Ion Beam facility at Bridgeport, New Jersey. If it has DNA, it dies.
— NCIS season 2 fun
Gibbs: meaning he knew it was Tony who sent him the present Unless the post office screwed up again.
— NCIS season 2 meaning
Kate: sits on her hip Oh no! Just us! But believe me when I say I am going to make your lifeHELL!
— NCIS season 2 life
Abby: Youre so right, Gibbs! I have this friend who is a transvestite and her lips could out-SWAK Angelina Jolies. Remember McGee, you met her at my birthday party?
— NCIS season 2 art
Tony: THE BOY IN THE PLASTIC BUBBLE! Travolta plays this boy born with an immune deficiancythis was before AIDS! He lived in a giant plastic bubble!
— NCIS season 2 live
Kate: Tony? when she gets no answer she starts begging Tony please! Were stuck here together. Can we just make a pact? Until were out, I wont make fun of all the stupid things you say, and you wont tell me any more film scenarios. Deal?
— NCIS season 2 art
Kate: finally shows she really cares about him by breaking down in tears Uh-huh? puts her head on his shoulder Hes dying, Ducky!
— NCIS season 2 dying
McGee: Boss! I cant call! Theyre not gonna be able to hear me! Gibbs grabs the front of his suit and glares Im gonna use the computer!
— NCIS season 2
Abby: Hitler was a VEGETARIAN! Big difference! Vegans are so against cruelty they wont even use cosmetics tested on animals!
— NCIS season 2 animals
Gibbs: His boss. The bug has a suicide gene. Its dead. Its been dead for over an hour. Hes no longer infectious. whispers to a very ill Tony Tony, listen to me. Are you listening?
— NCIS season 2 suicide
Gibbs: whispers Good. Gibbs hands Tony his phone. Its your new cell. Id get the number changed. Women keep calling for Spankie.
— NCIS season 2 women

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