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NCIS season 6

Abby: One hundred and twenty six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee and Ziva have been gone. I really didnt think youd let it get into triple digits, Gibbs! But now its way more! Its like a third of a whole year! I miss them!
— NCIS season 6 you
Eli David: You know, Leon, sometimes, those who know, ask me directly -- the brave among them -- but most of the time the others, I can feel them looking at me and silently wondering, how can a father possibly raise his daughter to be a professional killer?
— NCIS season 6 time
Eli David: I like to think we are and then theres something else: a bomb, a kidnapping, an atrocity. Use her well, Leon. Ziva is the sharp end of the spear.
— NCIS season 6 think
McGee: That is not a toy guitar. That is a guitar controller. Used to play Lords of Rock, video game. That particular model is called an axe.
— NCIS season 6 art
Tony: Yeah, not to mention Gibbs, Duckster, you and me, Abs I mean, everyone knows how close those two are.
— NCIS season 6 men
Tony: Its not the same. You get used to seeing someone every day, talking to them, relying on them, and suddenly theyre not there
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: My building was being fumigated and Abby was kind enough to let me stay over on the couch in my pajamas.
— NCIS season 6 being
Tony: So whats up with El Jefe? Yesterday he leaves the crime scene with no explanation. Today he knew the Admiral had a problem with the victim. Whered he get that?
— NCIS season 6 crime
Tony: On the money. Bullseye. Right as rain. You were doing better before you went back to Israel. Youve reverted.
— NCIS season 6 money
McGee: Oh, come on, you think Im that stupid? Look, if I was going to steal your precious cupcake I would not leave a fingerprint on your refrigerator.
— NCIS season 6 you
McGee: Okay, I ate it. It was late, I hadnt eaten since lunch, the machine in the break room was empty and it looked so good.
— NCIS season 6 good
Jackson Gibbs: Let that be a lesson in parenting. Tell a kid he cant have a rifle and he grows up to be a sniper.
— NCIS season 6 parenting
Tony: Calm before the storm. Gibbs versus Fornell. Its like Frazier-Ali or Rocky versus everyone.
— NCIS season 6
Ziva: What? When you went to get coffee? You did erase those photos, did you? Hm? Admit it and I will spare you ONE of your eyes!
— NCIS season 6 you
Ducky: Ah, nice timing, Jethro. I thought youd like to see what we found in our scans. Or rather what we didnt find.
— NCIS season 6 thought
Tony: Think about it, you take a date back to your familys house, you want to make a good impression. You want them to like you. You dont introduce them to your weird uncle Jethro until like the fifth date.
— NCIS season 6 family
Tony: What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf? Theyre all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I dont think itd kill him.
— NCIS season 6 art
McGee: Alright, just let me do it. Let me do it! Please? Okay? You handle this like you handle your car.
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: I do not understand. If you want someone dead, you knock on their door. They answer, you shoot them. Easy.
— NCIS season 6 you
Tony: Classified? What have you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: Just because you work with somebody everyday does not mean that you know everything about them.
— NCIS season 6 work
Ziva: I meant, I can understand someone wanting to keep their personal and professional lives separate, as should you. Did not end very well, when you fell in love when you were undercover, did it?
— NCIS season 6 love
Tony: Define lost, McGee. I know exactly where we are. Were between a tree and a bush, directly underneath the earths sun.
— NCIS season 6 art
Tony: You might wanna hurry. Zivas turning in circles; either the trails gone cold, or shes about to mark her territory.
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: Tony, you and I come from two totally different places. In my world, you grow up. Fast. You have no choice.
— NCIS season 6 world
Abby: I like everything about Christmas. Except for that Chipmunk song. And shopping, I hate shopping, I never know what to get anyone. Especially Gibbs! What do you get for the guy who has nothing and wants nothing.
— NCIS season 6 hate
Ziva: I checked Trimbles phone records, Gibbs. One person called him over 150 times last month. It was another prison guard by the name of Brenda Carter.
— NCIS season 6 time
Tony: Five calls a day. I give her an eight on the DiNozzo psycho chick meter. Ten being Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. Look at those eyes; crazy eyes!
— NCIS season 6 action
McGee: Listen up, because this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna take the first estimate and youre gonna reduce it by 10 percent. Then youre going to find my part, install my part and have my car parked upfront and ready for me when I walk out of this building in 32 minutes.
— NCIS season 6 art
McGee: I put away killers for a living, thats what I do. Now you do exactly as I told you and we wont have any problems, understood? Good, clocks ticking.
— NCIS season 6 living
Abby: I am. If I keep going to Crazytown every time one of you gets hurt, Im going to have to have my mail forwarded.
— NCIS season 6 war
Palmer: Um, Jim Palmer was a pitcher for the Orioles, I was named after him, but I have never really liked baseball.
— NCIS season 6 real
Dr. Hampton:: Noted. Well, please, you may call me Jordan. I was named after a body of water towards which I bear no ill will.
— NCIS season 6 war
Gibbs: Yeah, well the last phrase she yells means You killed my brother. Any idea why she wouldve said that?
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: No. You have said it is always the janitor, or the butler, or anyone assigned to work in Abbys lab, but you have never once said maid.
— NCIS season 6 work
Tony: Oh, it could have been that girl I met at the concession stand while my date was in the bathroom.
— NCIS season 6 girl
Tony: Dont scoff at me. Lots of gangs are named after deadly fish. Theres the Sharks. Theres the Barracudas, Rumble Fish
— NCIS season 6 dead
Tony: Popeye Carmano? NCIS. Are we all listening to the same song? Let me guess. Ricky Martin fans, Livin La Vida Loca.
— NCIS season 6 art
Tony: You in a hurry to get somewhere Popeye? Cause you sure aint going home to Olive Oyl and SweePea anytime soon.
— NCIS season 6 time
Abby: The room was, luckily, really clean, because, you know, hotel rooms, they can be a forensic scientists biggest nightmare, Gibbs.
— NCIS season 6 night
Abby: Yes, you are, because if youre not, theres a problem. And after Sister Rosita spraining her ankle in the sixth frame, and Mr. Giggles escaping --
— NCIS season 6 you
McGee: No, I agree, its just hes kind of irritating when hes not the boss. When he is, he walks around with that peacock strut, that smirk. Its like -- hes behind me, isnt he?
— NCIS season 6 wit
Gibbs: He got scared. He found out his partner was going to meet with the agent from the original case. It wasnt DiNozzo but the killer didnt know that. So, if Im him Im wondering why my buddy is meeting with a federal agent. Hmmm. Maybe hes going to flip on me. He cant if hes dead. Theres our motive, we just need our killer.
— NCIS season 6 art
Sheriff Boyd: Well, I met her. She was chained to a tree, I was the one with the bolt cutters and handcuffs.
— NCIS season 6 wit
Sheriff Boyd: You know, you might want to let go of that horn, junior. Riding a horse is like making love, you got to relax and enjoy it.
— NCIS season 6 love
Tony: Sheriff, I have a strong feeling that you and I enjoy both of those activities in really different ways. No disrespect.
— NCIS season 6 joy
Abby: I am not at liberty to discuss the details of Director Vances case with you. And I would certainly hope that you wouldnt try to bribe me.
— NCIS season 6 hope
Abby: Because I cant say a word about the five slugs that Ducky pulled out of Owens body. Not that theres a word to say, cause I dont even know if these .45 cal S&Ws are a match to the weapon that was found in the deceaseds pocket. Not that I would tell you if they are. Im assuming that your curiosity is for purely educational purposes. After Ducky does the autopsy we should be able to calculate how long the accumulated post mortem gasses took to counteract the weight that kept Owens submerged.
— NCIS season 6 education
Tony: Kicked off a slump with women thats unprecedented in my adult life. Ive tried everything. I mean, Im dating constantly, but I cant seem to get it right. Im not closing the deal, you know? Like theres a saboteur in my head. Im making every rookie mistake. Im talking about myself too much at dinner. I mean, Im talking about my ex, Im talking about my feelings, II scare em off.
— NCIS season 6 life
Tara: Youd be surprised how many of my clients just want a shoulder to cry on. Opening up is the first step.
— NCIS season 6 man
Tony: McGee, do you have any idea what world of pain these kids will be in when their dads get home? You ever see The Great Santini?
— NCIS season 6 pain
Abby: Okay, victim, Leonard Caswell, postal worker. He was shot at point blank range by Robert Perry, his neighbor. Its kind of funny; a non-postal worker going postal on a postal worker. Not funny like, ha-ha funny, but funny like comically absurdly amusing funny. Like ironic comedy is very subjective.
— NCIS season 6 funny
McGee: I can find an H-waffle double zigzag waffle, I can find a double zigzag H-waffle double zigzag, but not a zigzag double H-waffle zigzag.
— NCIS season 6
Abby: The rest of it is mostly spreadsheets, bank accounts and porn. Spreadsheets and porn, thats two totally different things.
— NCIS season 6 read
Tony: Its a boat, and its missing. Status on you is youre really irritating and I wish you were missing.
— NCIS season 6 sin
Tony: Well, I hear zinc lozenges help, but you might want to try some vitamin C or echinacea. Oh, you mean your immunity? No.
— NCIS season 6 you
Abby: No! There were no unusual outgoing calls from the NCIS switchboard. I ran all the phone numbers for everyone with knowledge of the crime: Gibbs, Tony, Ziva, you, me, home, cell and office.
— NCIS season 6 knowledge
Ziva: This is nice. Being able to work without Tonys incessant babbling. It is almost as if he cannot go on for more than thirty seconds without hearing his own voice. You know, the truly amazing thing is that he fails to realize just how irritating he is to those around him.
— NCIS season 6 work
McGee: Do you understand that thats what we were arguing about? The fact that you will argue about the least little thing. Sometimes you will argue about nothing at all you just want to argue.
— NCIS season 6 time
Abby: Okay, just asking. We got one hit, but it is a doozy. Guy on the right, Michael Rivkin, our supposed Israeli banker. Guy on the left, director of Mossad, Eli David. Also known as --
— NCIS season 6 sad
Tony: Oh, Abby playing with crayons, possibly blood; McGee calling; and I made a paper airplane that was so fantastic it broke the office gliding record. But really all the funs happening in another area code. Are we fighting?
— NCIS season 6 fight
Tony: Well I like our chances. Gibbs in there waving a chair around like Gunther Gable Williams. Lion tamer. Hes my second favorite hero after Steve McQueen.
— NCIS season 6 will
Tony: Its okay. I dig hanging out in concrete bunkers, especially after twelve-hour plane rides in cramped quarters.
— NCIS season 6 art
Eli: Interrogate? This is an assembly room. Its a place for mutual discussion. You have yet to see our interrogation room. But if you continue with your childish arrogance, I promise that you will.
— NCIS season 6 you
Tony: If I hadnt youd be having this conversation with him. But maybe thats the way youd prefer it?
— NCIS season 6 you
Tony: Okay, why dont you just get this out -- you want to take a punch, take a swing. Get it out of your system! Go ahead, do it!
— NCIS season 6 you
Tony: And thats what youre really angry about isnt it? Thats whats bothering you. Its not that hes dead, its that your Mossad boyfriend got his ass kicked by a chump like me.
— NCIS season 6 sad
Ziva: You saw a glass table, you pushed him back. You dropped him on it. He was impaled in the side by a shard of glass. Bloody. Gasping for air.
— NCIS season 6 you
Ziva: I memorized it! You could have left it at that. You could have walked away, but no, you let him up. You four in his chest.
— NCIS season 6 you

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