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Night at the Museum 2006

Larry: [Dinosaur throws Larry a bone] Fetch?
— Night at the Museum 2006
Larry: [to the monkey, Dexter] Oh, hey, Dexter. Im just locking up. Do you want in?[Dexter walks in and climbs up to his tree]Larry: [Dexter smiles from the tree, holding a set of baby toy keys] I dont think so. Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy.[locks up the entrance to the Hall of African Mammals]Larry: Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playing with your little baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow, Ill bring you a little baby diapie so you can go poo-poo in it. Then, Ill change it for you. Then Ill tickle you cause youre a cute little baby. Will you cry all night about how Uncle Larry fooled you? Told you there was a storm comin.
— Night at the Museum 2006 change
Mr. McPhee: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
— Night at the Museum 2006 you
Larry: [looks up at Dexter] Hey, Dex, so, look. No hard feelings, all right?Teddy Roosevelt: [Dexter slaps Larry in the forehead and Larry raises his clipboard to hit him] Lawrence!Larry: You saw - you saw what he did just then...Teddy Roosevelt: [interupting him] Whos evolved?Larry: I am.Teddy Roosevelt: Whos evolved?Larry: I am!
— Night at the Museum 2006 feelings
Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!Larry: Yes?Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!Larry: I give you gum-gum?Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isnt Dum-dum. My names Larry.Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.[People screaming]Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!
— Night at the Museum 2006 people
Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I dont call you tiny, right?Jedediah: Whats that supposed to mean?Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?Jedediah: I... I dont like it. It hurts my feelings.Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.Octavius: I dont. I just call you Larry.Larry: Dont be a kiss-ass.
— Night at the Museum 2006 feelings
Teddy Roosevelt: Im made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
— Night at the Museum 2006 you
Cecil: [while Larry is chasing Cecil] These are money carriers. Larry. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word.Larry: Really? You mean a word like...Larry: [shouts] Dakota!
— Night at the Museum 2006 money
Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.Larry: Hey, blondie!Jedediah: Names Jedadiah.Larry: Alright, Jedadiah, stop the train, please!Jedediah: Big no can do, crackerjack.Larry: Whats going on here, huh?Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay.Larry: Pay for what?Jedediah: I dont know, just pay! Now stop whining and just take it like a man!Larry: Seriously, stop the train!Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.Larry: Thank you.Jedediah: [shouts] Now full speed ahead and ram im! Split his head like a watermelon!Larry: [Train hits Larry in the face] Ooh! Ow...Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
— Night at the Museum 2006 man
Jedediah: I told you, I dont like to be manhandled!Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why cant you just get along?Jedediah: Look, were men. We fight, okay? Thats what we do!Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time.
— Night at the Museum 2006 time
Larry: End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.
— Night at the Museum 2006 end
Larry: Youre an old man, I dont want to fight you.[Gus punches Larry in the face]
— Night at the Museum 2006 man
Reginald: [while trying to escape, Reginald is found by Christopher Columbus and the Neanderthals]Reginald: Alright, boys. We can do this the easy way,Reginald: [holds his cane in a threatening manner]Reginald: or the hard way.Christopher Columbus: [Columbus brandishes his sword and the Neanderthals raise their giant bones]Reginald: [scared] I guess its gonna be the hard way.Christopher Columbus: [In Italian] E tutto finito.
— Night at the Museum 2006 man
Teddy Roosevelt: [after being cut in half by a stagecoach] Oh. Thats problematic.
— Night at the Museum 2006 age
Teddy Roosevelt: Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
— Night at the Museum 2006 men

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