Norbit 2007
Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn] God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, dont adjust my seat?Norbit: I havent touched your seat.Rasputia: Then whys it up so damn far?Norbit: It looks like its back as far as it goes, Rasputia.Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen![horn honks]Rasputia: See that?[horn honks again]Rasputia: That aint right![horn honks again]Norbit: I hear it.Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!Norbit: Thats not science.Rasputia: It is and just let it go!Norbit: Its not science.Rasputia: I said let it go!Norbit: Im just saying...[Rasputia punches him in the face]Rasputia: [growls] I said it was science, god damm it!
— Norbit 2007 god Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...Norbit: I object![congregation gasps and murmurs]Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit.Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit!Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit!Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t!Norbit: This weddings a sham and Im here to stop it.Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing?Norbit: Im bein a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! Its over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!
— Norbit 2007 love Pope Sweet Jesus: ...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure...Lord Have Mercy: Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.Deion Hughes: Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! Thats enough talking. Its time to get back to the wedding.Pope Sweet Jesus: It aint never enough talkin when youre talkin about love, brother.
— Norbit 2007 love
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