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#217995 Peep Show

Mark: Women dont like your hands under their bottoms, Mark. Thats been established, thats a given. .

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#217996 Peep Show

Mark: Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read. .

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#217997 Peep Show

Mark: Man. Thats terrible. My gran died of cancer. Although, hopefully, your sister wont. Obviously. Listen, lets talk about something else. Something fun. .

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#217998 Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember? .

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#217999 Peep Show

Toni: I tell you, you find out who your real friends are when you set fire to Hampton Court maze because you cant take any more of your husbands shit. .

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#218000 Peep Show

Mark: Yeah thats the way, Sophie is the one. Toni is Russia: Vast, mysterious, unconquerable. Sophie is Poland: Manageable wont put up too much of a fight. .

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#218001 Peep Show

Mark: See, by the winter of 42, the whole city was surrounded by the massed 6th army, it was pressing and pressing, the Russians couldnt hold on much longer, many wanted to submit .

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#218002 Peep Show

Mark: No, no, of course not, what I mean is that the German supply lines were stretched, Zhukov countered and the siege was broken. And thats the story of Stalingrad. .

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#218003 Peep Show

Jez: Super Hans says hes come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off he literally couldnt he actually physically couldnt do it. .

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#218004 Peep Show

Mark: I mean, whats the worst that could happen? She could say no. Actually, that would be terrible. It would destroy me if she said no. .

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#218005 Peep Show

Mark: People like him should wear stickers; theyve got them for their cars. Oh, yeah, great idea, Adolf. .

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#218006 Peep Show

Toni: So, what youre saying is, these products are essential? The kind of products no one could do without? .

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#218007 Peep Show

Jez: Listen, listen. Its not pyramid selling, its network marketing and its a guaranteed money making Mark! Ive seen the, the charts! .

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#218008 Peep Show

Mark: Listen, Jeremy, you dont seem to understand. Nothing you want is ever going to happen. Thats the real world. Your hair isnt red, people dont walk around on stilts. Maybe somewhere you can earn a living sitting around, drinking margaritas through a curly plastic straw, but in this world, youve got to turn up, log on and grind out. .

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#218009 Peep Show

Mark: Maybe she will think it was charming. Yeah, maybe. Just keep clear of her till youve worked out a - I could say Jeremy had a gun and made me sing itbecause hes a crackhead and he does that sort of thing all the time. Yeah, that sounds great. Me living in my crackhouse. Maybe you could be a crackbitch and sit on my - .

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#218010 Peep Show

Mark: Ill be able to order him around. Not horrible, just Jeremy, could you file this for me? Jeremy, could you take that for me? Jeremy could you suck this for me? Jesus! Where did that come from? .

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#218011 Peep Show

Jez: Eh, Ive done quite a lot actually, I mean not formal filing, but you know, alphabetabecising the videos, doing the spices, I suppose what Id want to do is build on that experience in a professional zone, SPHERE. I meant, sphere. God, that sounded amazing, dont accidentally get the bugger! .

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#218012 Peep Show

Jez: No, challenging is right Umm But, a bit more of a relaxing challenge, more like doing a crossword than a tracheotomy. .

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#218014 Peep Show

Mark: Life is all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom. Why do we even pretend that theres anything other than a yawning blankness at the heart of Hey! 33% extra free! Im doing excellent shopping. My depressed state of mind is making me even more frugal than normal. .

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#218015 Peep Show

Mark: Ok, well, Im here, so Ill just sit here and drink. No one can stop me doing that. Just drink myself to death. .

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#218016 Peep Show

Mark: Ive got to take Jeremys advice more often: Im out on a date with a teenage goth, smoking pot in the Lazerbowl toilets this is it. This is literally, it. This is the sort of thing people do when theyre having a good time. .

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#218017 Peep Show

Jez: What I mean is that they should be more honest. I mean, at least Tony Adams from the IRA, hes like Yeah, I shoot people, I like shooting people! I mean, if they were more honest, then maybe people would vote and not switch straight over when the news comes on. .

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#218018 Peep Show

Mark: Good old unfriendly Mr. Patel. Never says a word whether youre buying corn flakes, fabric softener or gay porn. .

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#218019 Peep Show

Mark: Hmmm. You can never go home again. Winters coming. Is this Stalingrad? Is this where it all ends? .

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#218020 Peep Show

Therapist: Not really, no. Ill just say a word and you tell me the very first thing that pops into your mind. .

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#218021 Peep Show

Mark: Ive made a psycho call to the woman I love, I kicked a dog to death, and now Im going to pepperspray an acquaintance. SomethingI mean, whats happened to me? .

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#218022 Peep Show

Mark: Your team? Heal and grow. Heal and grow. Well, I guess its very nice for the big lady to come down here and talk to the little man. Im just surprised you can see me from all the way up there in your ivory tower. .

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#218023 Peep Show

Jez: Im gonna blow this gaff wide open. Uh yeah. I spent, uh, some time with Ray before he went and I just wanted to say that, um, I think we should all remember that Ray, by the end he loved Jesus. Now I know, Liz, theres no proof for Jesus, but then theres no proof for lots of things like science or the stock market and we believe in them. Look, what Im trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though Id never particularly been into say, uh Enya before, but that now I really really was into Enya and that in fact I thought Enya was great and that Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of Enya. Then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral! Yeah? .

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#218024 Peep Show

Jez: Abandon self-cherishing, love only others. Yeah well Mr. Dalai Lama, I suppose youve got to be a suck-up if you havent got your own country. .

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#218025 Peep Show

Mark: Oh, my God. Umm What about my abnormal knackers? Ooh, this is nice. How weird are they? What I really need is a good, long look at another mans bollocks. But thats so fraught with potential problems. .

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#218026 Peep Show

Mark: Yeah, you wont be so cocky Jeff, when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition. Im probably exactly the kind of person who could end up doing something like that. .

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#218027 Peep Show

Mark: Dancing? Y-yes dancing I love dancing It makes me look like a coma victim being stood up and zapped with a cattle prod. .

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#218028 Peep Show

Mark: Ive walked into my own personal nightmare. Must remain non-uptight for Sophie. Even if they make me play trust exercises with their genitals. .

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#218029 Peep Show

Jez: Jesus, Marks such a honky. Im definitely the alpha-est male here. Hes probably here for community service. He looks like hes actually getting a bonk on. Im definitely king of the hippie jungle. .

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#218030 Peep Show

Mark: Look, Jez, what Im trying to say is, for better or worse, the sixties happened and now sex is fine. But cant we take the best of that--the nice music, the colors, the I Have A Dream, et cetera--but not have to face thesqualor? .

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#218032 Peep Show

Gwyn: Well I guess Ive just been very lucky. Moneys an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died. .

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#218033 Peep Show

Mark: Sure, an orgy sounds great, but youre basically just multiplying the number of people youre not going to be able to look in the eye afterwards. .

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#218034 Peep Show

Jez: This is good. This is like watching a porno, except I cant see anything, I havent got a hard-on, and I want to cry. .

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#218035 Peep Show

Mark: We have something special. Not my words, yours. We cant throw that all away just because Ispy on youcan we!? .

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#218036 Peep Show

Mark: He hasnt got any massage oil. Hes trying to make me obsess about massage oil. And its worked! .

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#218037 Peep Show

Jeremy: Relax Mark, everyone does drugs nowadays. Look at Me, Im Mark. Im dying on a street in an Advert in the 80s. .

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#218038 Peep Show

Jez: Uselessall useless. I wish they were all robotsI wish I were a robotmaybe I could punch through a wall .

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#218039 Peep Show

Jez: The only reason I dont go to church is that, for me, everythings a church. This room is my church, the hall is my church Cost Cutters is a bloody cathedral. .

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#218040 Peep Show

Mark:Yes, I suppose the news should just be a dispassionate list of all the events that have occurred the world over during the day, thatd be good - except it would take forever. .

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#218042 Peep Show

Mark: Dartmouth, of course. Dartmouth. Thanks. Good old Columbo. Just the one technique, of course. Still, shits on Quincy. .

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#218043 Peep Show

Mark: Is that it? Is that how easy it is to steal some education? Bloody hell, whos in charge? The worlds just people walking around, going in to rooms and saying things. Its all a big swizzle! .

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#218044 Peep Show

Mark: Oh God she is just so lovely and she doesnt even realize it. Probably no ones ever told her. I should tell her!! No, dont tell her. If she realizes, Im finished. .

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#218045 Peep Show

Jez: So these are just rows and rows of books you dont like? Do you spend a lot of time not reading them? .

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#218047 Peep Show

Mark: I have entered the abyss. Ive bought a house in the abyss. Im getting my post forwarded to the abyss. .

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#218048 Peep Show

Mark You were going to twat a geezer? Were you playing the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels video game? .

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