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Pinky and the Brain

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Pinky and the Brain world
Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! Chorus: They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!
Pinky and the Brain world
Brain: [Last lines of the series] Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium. Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium? Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy! Chorus: 3-Pinky, 3-Pinky and the Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge! Brain: I am not a refrigerator. Chorus: Dot, dot, dot, dot!
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Pinky: Narf!
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Pinky: Troz!
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Pinky: Egad, Brain!
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Pinky: Gonk!
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Brain: How are going to get the Earth to lose weight? Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet! Brain: Diets don't work. Pinky: Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?' Brain: No.
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[After seeing on a naval chart how close their objective is] Pinky: Oh, look Brain, it's so close, we'll be there before you can say "Poit!" Brain: We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit!" Pinky
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Pinky: [Their submarine is filling up with water.] We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN?? Brain: POIT!!!
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Pinky: You aren't going to get rid of me,are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to !
Pinky and the Brain work
(Pinky and Brain are discussing Brain's not-too-bright girlfriend) Brain: I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true. Pinky: You mean she's stupid?
Pinky and the Brain sin
Brain: Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.
Pinky and the Brain love
Pinky: Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you. Brain: I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.
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Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Oh, one quick question. Brain: What? Pinky: Do sealions eat seazebras? Brain: You are going to be a help this time. Say it! Pinky: "You are going to be a help this time."
Pinky and the Brain time
Pinky: I think I'll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me. [barks to Winnie in sealion language; she starts swimming faster] Brain: You just said "Fetch me a big clown hat!" Pinky: Oh! What a good idea!
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Brain: [being attacked by an octopus] PINKY!! Pinky: Hi Brain. Do you know the lyrics to ? Brain: OCTOPUS!! HELLLP!!! Pinky: [singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] Octopus help... [stops] I don't think that's quite right...
Pinky and the Brain sin
Brain: [speaking in sealion language] You must get the army back at once. Winnie: [subtitled] Give me a fish and I will playfully nuzzle you. Brain: There's no time for me to give you another fish! Pinky: [speaks to Winnie in sealion language; she swims away] Winnie! Come back! I was only trying to tell her how much I like her." Brain: Unfortunately, it came out more like, "I'm a big billy goat so you'd better beat it, sister."
Pinky and the Brain time
Pinky: You know Brain I've been thinking I don't want to be an elf anymore. Brain: What do you want to be Pinky? Pinky: !
Pinky and the Brain thinking
Narrator: So they took their friend Christopher's advice and went to seethe Donkey, who lived on the very next page. Pinky: When does this scene start to animate, Brainie? Brain: It already has, Pinklet. The question is, when does Algore start to animate?
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Brain: Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the bloodflow to your head? Pinky: Yes! And it keeps my neck all cozy-warm.
Pinky and the Brain war
Brain: Luckily, I know the location of a veritableof honey, right here in Acme Woods! Pinky: Oooh, a fort! FORT! Oh, can we play Cowboys and Indians? Brain: No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls. Pinky: How do you play? Brain: Like this! [hits Pinky with his stick] Pinky: Troz! Who won?
Pinky and the Brain you
Brain: As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completly toothless. Pinky: You mean like the guests on ? Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.
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Brain: After [Snowball], Pinky! He's about to engage the machine! Pinky: Poit! I didn't even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] You know where they're registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We're so happy for you and your fiance
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Brain: I feel the need. I feel the .
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Brain: The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.
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Brain: What is Troz? Pinky: Why it's "Zort" in the mirror!Troz!
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Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "moo".
Pinky and the Brain world
Pinky: Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue? Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism. Pinky: What's free-market capitalism? Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.
Pinky and the Brain capitalism
: Would you mind telling me who you are?! Brain: As if you didn't know. Hillary Clinton: Right. As if I didn't know. Pinky: Why, he's your guest of honor - the Brain! Brain: I am the subject of this whole conference. Hillary Clinton: We're here to discuss the human brain. Pinky: Egad! There's a human version of you? Scary!
Pinky and the Brain mind
[Brain finds Billie at the controls of the machine] Pinky: Egad, Brain! Snowball's turned into a mouse! Brain: No, Pinky, it's Billie. Pinky: Billie's turned into a hamster? [Brain grabs him and smacks him with his hat repeatedly] She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse and a hamster?(laughs deliriously)
Pinky and the Brain control
Bill Clinton: Hey, and don't forget - Saturday morning's the big global Schm
Pinky and the Brain day
Brain:(about Snowball's plan)..and execute me in the process. Snowball:Oh, don't be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm. Pinky:I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose!(Snowball and Brain bop Pinky on the head) Natch!
Pinky and the Brain life
Brain: No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter! Pinky:
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Brain: For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as "Chramecirum"!
Pinky and the Brain time
[disguised as a cow] Brain: Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
Pinky and the Brain rain
Brain: [Reading Pinky's letter to Santa] "Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS - By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?" Pinky: [Pinky activates the mind control device] You're on!
Pinky and the Brain war
Pinky: You're on Brain! Brain: [Still teary-eyed from Pinky's letter, composing himself] Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I... I command you. I command you to... [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes! [Breaks down sobbing]
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Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by . "Life's a Rosy-Posie Bed of Honey" by Marie Fluis and Pork Chop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot! Pinky: I'll help you floss. Brain: I'll help you hurt!
Pinky and the Brain loss
Brain: There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world! Pinky: Mmm, I think there's a height requirement for that ride.
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Pinky: Wheee! Oh Brain, I love the teacup ride! Brain: Pinky, get out of that woman's teacup!
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Pinky: Isn't life wonderful, Brain? Just think, we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do! [camera zooms out to reveal the line they're standing in is frustratingly long]
Pinky and the Brain life
Brain: Hey, where's Elmyra? Pinky: Oh no, she's lost! We might never see her again! Brain: Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She's got the tape. Boy: Mooom! I wanna go back to the ride where the little atronomic girl is tearing up all the fuzzy animals! Brain: Oh no! Elmyra's wandered into the plush toy store!
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Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world! Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You're thinking ofin .
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Brain: All I have to do head past , cross , and get to the ride controls which are just behind . Pinky: Chad who? Brain: Chad the country. Pinky: What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me? Brain: Personally, I think "Dolt" would be more appropriate.
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Brain: Pinky, after I switch the tapes, I'll met you near Chad. Pinky: I'd like to meet Chad! Brain: Chad is not a person!
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Pinky: That ride's even better now that 's singing. : You know, I heard Baloney singing, but I didn't see him anywhere. Pinky: Maybe he's talking to Chad.
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Brain: Come, Pinky. We must leave this horrid place and prepare for tomorrow. Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow? ...I know! Tomorrow we'll get the right tape and come back to Duckyland! Brain: Oh no. Even the world isn't worth that. Nothing is going to get me to come back to this... to this -inspired nightmare world.
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Brain: Our ratings are in the toilet. Pinky: Oh, I'll get them.
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Zipp Twyman: I've never seen such high numbers! Your ratings have gone through the roof since you added Elmyra to the show! Brain:
Pinky and the Brain man
Brain: And each year, in a misbegotten melange of civic pride and corporate boosterism, they [the Gristle Meat Company] throw a huge televised parade down the main street of town, the Meat Parade. And one lucky little girl is chosen to lead that parade on television before millions of people. Do you know who that lucky little girl is this year, Pinky? Pinky: Someone named Meat? [laughs] Meat! Brain: Meat my fist, Pinky.
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Brain: [as Elmyra's cousin, "Patty Ann"] Why, uh, hello, cousin Elmyra! I've missed you so. Elmyra: Don't you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man! Brain: I wouldn't give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a "man".
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[Elmyra is hosting a pretend talk show.] Brain: That song was the most banal self-serving ditty I've ever heard. Elmyra might have a future in show business. Pinky: Um, Brain, speaking of show-biz, I am a guest today on Elmyra's Funtime Show. I'll be promoting my latest movie, The Great Pinky Adventure! Brain: An interesting title. Too badwas already taken.
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Elmyra: And didn't you just make a fun movie-woovie? Pinky: Why, yes I did! It's called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I'll explain what all about it. Elmyra: (pantomiming with a paper drawing) "Look out! I'm falling from a plane! What will happen to me?" "My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!" Pinky: Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that's not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y'see? Elmyra: It's MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry] Pinky: Yes, but it's my movie. Elmyra: Elmyra's Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time! Pinky: Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!
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Brain: Pinky? What are you doing? You're supposed to be with Elmyra! Pinky: In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort! Brain: A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head. Pinky: Honestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
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Pinky: Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure? Brain: No, I don't think we did. Pinky: Whew! That's a relief.
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Rudy: Oh, it's you. Hey, wanna go push thatguy off his wall?
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Mrs. Antebbe: Well, party crashers! That does it. Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home. Pinky: Narf! , Cranky Mouseykin.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Just one. Ifknew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week? [Later] Brain: It was an end title. Pinky: What? Brain: Fred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger? [Later] Brain: It might be a weave. Pinky: What? Brain: Elton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes? [Later] Brain: Particles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended. Pinky: How's that? Brain: Those souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Just one. On ,looks so real, how do they make it talk? [Later] Brain: It's a puppet. Pinky: What? Brain: The cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath? [Later] Brain: You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath. Pinky: How's that? Brain: A turkish bath is nothing more then a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
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Brain: Any questions? Pinky: Yes, ? [Later] Brain: Make a right at Oxnard. Pinky: Come again? Brain: It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
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Rudy: What are you making? Some kind of cheese ray?
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Elmyra: Romeo Rudy, oh so cutie, your Juliet is here, baby!
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Brain: Ah, our first caller! Hello, you're on Brain's World. Pinky: Hi. This is famous TV star, eh... ! I watch you all the time. Brain: You have any questions? Pinky: Just one. Who's Byron Allen? [Later] Brain: He was on Real People. Pinky: Huh? Brain: Byron Allen. he was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s. Pinky: Ohhh, that explains it then.
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Brain: [regarding Rudy's room] What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.
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Pinky: Egad! That cat ! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie? Brain: Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
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Brain: And do you know why [everyone in Fairyland has problems]? Pinky: Um... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
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Brain: [Referring to Pinky’s comic book] Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures? Pinky: Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!
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Brain: It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications! Pinky: But, Brain, I thought . Brain:hired them all, so I settled for second best.
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Pinky: Feel strange... my body, growing... Argh! I'm becoming the --oh, wait, no, I'm just becoming normal Pinky again. Zort!
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: Hear me now, and listen laater. You are maaking me very aaangry. I don't need any fancy veapons. I vill destroy you vith my bare haands. Pinky: Oh no, Brain, what'll we do? He has a bear named Hans!
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Brain: The show must go on… Pinky: I believe it's coming down, Brain. Brain: Another comment like that, Pinky, and I swear I'll put the alligator scene back in.
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Brain: Pinky, my laughing gas is designed to make humans laugh to the point of freezing, under certain conditions. Do you know what those conditions are, Pinky? Pinky: Ummm...must be riding a horse and singing "Don't Fence Me In"?
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
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Brain: [in response to the outfits Pinky has him try on; as ] Too old-fashioned. [as ] How pass
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Brain: I'll chase [Snowball] 'round Cape Hope, and , and 'round the Norway , and 'roundbefore I give up! Pinky: Just don't forget to , Brain! Poit!
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Pinky: But Brain, why the toga? No one's worn those in years. Except for that one really strange man in Lancaster-Shire.
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Brain: Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun. Pinky: Brain, what are you doing up there? Brain: If I can't take over the world, I shall shine over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, the Brain. Pinky: Are you sure you're not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends, we're on first thing as well as our regular time? Brain: Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.
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[Crossing over with ] Misty: Hey, what kind of Pok
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Brain: Pinky, if I can teach you that Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs come on weekday mornings, Kids' WB! will pay me big money, and then... Pinky: We can buy a puppy! Brain: No, I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me: Tiny Toons. Pinky: Tiny Toons... Brain: Yes, that's right. Then? Pinky: Then, we, uh... buy a puppy!
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Voice: And now it's time for Cartoon Secrets Revealed. Pinky: I'm not really that stupid. I purposely sabotage Brain's plans, because if he ever succeeded, the show would be over, wouldn't it? Voice: That's rather smart. Pinky: Yes, I thought so. Brain: Who are you talking to? Pinky: No one.
Pinky and the Brain time
Brain: Thanks for agreeing to meet with me; I really feel you're the only one who can help. You see, after five years of unsuccessful attempts at world domination, I finally figured out where I was going wrong. Pinky: Brain! Time to walk the sponge again! Brain: In short, I need a new partner, one whose might is equal to my intellect. In return, I'm willing to let you have all of northern Europe. Superman: You're kidding, right? [Later] Pinky: He turned you down, didn't he? Brain: Who asked you?!
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Brain: I need help from you viewers. Pinky and I are being held hostage by some horrible little girl whose name escapes me right now. Elmyra: [pounds Brain on the head repeatedly] E-L-M-Y-R-A! I'm Elmyra, silly cranky big-head mousie! Pinky: Hey Brain, is that what they call pounding it into your head?
Pinky and the Brain age
Brain: Be quiet Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.
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Brain: What can I do for fun, Pinky? That's it! I'll send several bills tofor ratification, thenthem all!
Pinky and the Brain rain
Brain: At the key moment, I will assume control of the world's loudspeakers and bombard the masses with the most annoying sound known to mankind. Pinky:voice? Poit!
Pinky and the Brain men
Brain: The 24-hour deadline has passed, yet there has been no message from Earth! It is most curious. Perhaps I was too lenient. Pinky: Either that or everyone's gone back to reading books.
Pinky and the Brain books
Brain: Pinky, remind me to hurt you later.
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