Dr. Dakota Block: Hi, Joe. Im going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you wont feel anything during the procedure. These...[pats the needles in her shirt pocket]Dr. Dakota Block: ...are my friends. My yellow friend is to take the sting off.[injects Joe in the arm with the yellow needle]Dr. Dakota Block: My blue friend youll barely feel.[injects Joe in the arm with the blue needle]Dr. Dakota Block: That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. See how fast my friends work?[injects Joe in the arm with the red needle]Dr. Dakota Block: And after my red-headed friend, youll never see me again.[Joe slobbers over himself and passes out] .
J.T. Hague: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.Cherry Darling: Oh, no thanks.J.T. Hague: Whats the matter? You dont eat meat?Cherry Darling: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.[grins]Cherry Darling: See that?J.T. Hague: Whats that?Cherry Darling: Shit-eating grin.J.T. Hague: [laughs] You ought to be a comedian.Cherry Darling: What do you think of the leg?J.T. Hague: [laughs] Sure is funny. .
J.T. Hague: Youre the second person to show up tonight.El Wray: Whos the first?J.T. Hague: [nods to Cherry] Right there. Must be passin through. Seems only strangers eat here.El Wray: [picking up his coffee] I still eat here, J.T.J.T. Hague: Oh, yeah, you sure do. By the way, dont choke on all that food youre eatin. .
El Wray: So what are you going to do now?Cherry Darling: Im going to be a stand-up comedian.El Wray: Youre not funny.Cherry Darling: Thats what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say Im hilarious.El Wray: But youre not.Cherry Darling: Theres a difference between being frank... and being dick. .
Cherry Darling: I broke my leg.El Wray: Thats okay,[pulls her broken wooden leg off]El Wray: I made you something.[installs the Machine Gun leg]El Wray: I DO believe in you, always have. I believe you could be better. You deserve better, even better than me. Right now, I need you to become who you were meant to be. Stand! .
El Wray: I need someone to drive my truck.Sheriff Hague: Ill do it.El Wray: Youre bleeding like a stuck pig. Your vision is probably blurred, and youre on your last leg...Sheriff Hague: [sarcastic] Anything else?El Wray: Dont wreck it. .
The Rapist: [muffled under the mask] Do you like Ava Gardner?Cherry Darling: Sorry?The Rapist: [removes his mask] Ava Gardner, do you like her?Cherry Darling: Yeah, I guess...The Rapist: I was just thinking that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner a little bit.[pulls out his pistol]The Rapist: You know what this is?Cherry Darling: A gun...The Rapist: Its simplicity itself: you see, you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here, and the little bullet hits you[taps her between the eyes]The Rapist: right there! And you know what? You dont look like Ava Gardner no more. .
Tony Block: [puts a hand to his mouth and holds up a tooth] Hey mom, another tooth fell out![Dakota stares at Tony]Tony Block: Your tooth fell out too...[Dakota examines her smile in the rear view and sees she has a chipped tooth]Tony Block: ...were toothless buddies.Dr. Dakota Block: We sure are, sweetie... .
Cherry Darling: Youre a doctor?Dr. Dakota Block: Hmm. I was earlier tonight.Cherry Darling: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this.[Cherry arches her body up in a bridge position]Cherry Darling: Useless talent number 66. Im very pliable.Dr. Dakota Block: You know, my girlfriend had a theory. She said at some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. Its like connecting the dots.Cherry Darling: Im not that optimistic. I feel like Im sinking down a drain and I cant get out.Dr. Dakota Block: Shed say, when youre stuck in that spiral, you reach up.Cherry Darling: What if theres nothing up there?Dr. Dakota Block: Just reach up. .
[Dr. Block joins Dr. Felix as they look on at several infected people in the hospital ER... all of them slowly turning into Sickos]Dr. Felix: Viral infections. They came pouring in. Some are rapidly developing coliform leisions... highly contagious. What do you think?Dr. William Block: Self preservation comes to mind. .
Babysitter Twin #1: Conio chica, you said 10 pm! We cant be watching your kid all goddamn night!Babysitter Twin #2: Thats right!Babysitter Twin #1: Your friend never showed up, and weve got shit to do!Dr. Dakota Block: Then start doing it![pushes both twins out the front door] .
Sheriff Hague: I was thinking, we could build a new place right there where the old one was. You cook, I work the back.J.T. Hague: You dont make that rent so God-Damn high.Sheriff Hague: We share the recipe, we share the rent.J.T. Hague: Start at 250 degrees.Sheriff Hague: [Pulls a note pad and pen out] I knew it. For how long?J.T. Hague: 12 pounds?Sheriff Hague: Sure.J.T. Hague: 12 pounds, 12 hours.Sheriff Hague: Wrapped in tin foil, right?J.T. Hague: I dont use no goddamn foil.Sheriff Hague: Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?J.T. Hague: Canned.Sheriff Hague: No Shit?J.T. Hague: Yeah.Sheriff Hague: You score me some?J.T. Hague: Oh Yeah, cause were brothers.Sheriff Hague: Thank you for this.J.T. Hague: You just remember, you got to take this recipe to your grave.Sheriff Hague: I think I can... goddamn guarantee that.[Dies]J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh heh heh heh![Blows up the quarantine chamber] .
Sheriff Hague: You cook that meat at 250 degrees dont you?J.T. Hague: I dont remember. I set the heat with my hands.Sheriff Hague: You give me that recipe or Ill raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.J.T. Hague: Brother, aint no Texans ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe, thats a fact! Hell take it to his grave! I could be bleedin like a stuck pig and I aint gonna tell ya! I could be dyin in your arms and I aint gonna tell ya![hangs up phone]J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh!Sheriff Hague: [to himself] Well see about that. .
Cherry Darling: [her wooden leg is stuck in the truck door] My legs stuck. Pull over.El Wray: Its just wood.Cherry Darling: Its splintering!El Wray: Would you just leave it alone?Cherry Darling: Why do you have to be so mean?El Wray: Just, just do me a favor, alright? Stay strong.Cherry Darling: Stay?El Wray: Yeah, baby. Stay. .
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