Principia Discordia

#32954 Principia Discordia

or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found HerTHE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything .

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#32955 Principia Discordia

Dedicated to the Prettiest One .

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#32956 Principia Discordia

If you want in on the Discordian Society then declarewhat youdo what you like and tell us about it or if you prefer don't. .

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#32957 Principia Discordia

All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense... .

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#32958 Principia Discordia

There are noanywhere.ThePrevails. .

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#32959 Principia Discordia

statements arein some ,in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. .

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#32960 Principia Discordia

Curb Your Dogma. .

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#32961 Principia Discordia

The Enlightened take things Lightly. .

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#32962 Principia Discordia

--, Harlequinists,and Zonked .

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#32963 Principia Discordia

is one manifestation of theabout which you will learn more and understand less We are a tribe of , , , , , , and similar maniacs who are intrigued with OF CONFUSION and with Her Doings. .

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#32964 Principia Discordia

Sometimes I takeseriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. .

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#32965 Principia Discordia

POEE (Pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent , reversing beyond-mystique". We are not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us. .

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#32966 Principia Discordia

Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order…-The Book of Uterus 1:5 .

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#32967 Principia Discordia

Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP. GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? MAL-2: Sometimes I takeseriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. .

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#32968 Principia Discordia

"Three pounds of flax." GP: Is that the answer to my question? M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative... .

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#32969 Principia Discordia

GP: Maybe you are just crazy. M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. GP: Is Eris true? M2: Everything is true. GP: Even false things? M2: Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it. GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives? M2: To dissolve them. GP: Will you develop that point? M2: No. .

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#32970 Principia Discordia

Everything in therelates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter. .

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#32971 Principia Discordia

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax." GP: Is that the answer to my question? M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! .

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#32972 Principia Discordia

The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees... .

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#32973 Principia Discordia

in therelates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter. .

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#32974 Principia Discordia

The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian . It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from the Hidden Temple of the. .

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#32975 Principia Discordia

The Law of Fives is never wrong. .

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#32976 Principia Discordia

POEE also recognizes(2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatius, KNS, into his Discordian sect, the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria. .

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#32977 Principia Discordia

I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look. .

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#32978 Principia Discordia

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO FIVE. The Law of Fives is never wrong. In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." .

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#32979 Principia Discordia

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down. .

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#32980 Principia Discordia

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! .

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#32981 Principia Discordia

I - There is nobut Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. .

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#32982 Principia Discordia

II - AShall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. .

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#32983 Principia Discordia

A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday... .

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#32984 Principia Discordia

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic(no meat on Friday), of(no meat of Pork), ofPeoples (no meat of Beef), of(no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). .

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#32985 Principia Discordia

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. .

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#32986 Principia Discordia

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED. .

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#32987 Principia Discordia

The says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. .

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#32988 Principia Discordia

IT IS MY FIRMTHAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS. .

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#32989 Principia Discordia

Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now. It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE .

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#32991 Principia Discordia

To choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder... .

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#32992 Principia Discordia

To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder. .

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#32993 Principia Discordia

The Curse of Greyface included the division of life into order/disorder as the essential positive/negative polarity, instead of building a game foundation with creative/destructive as the essential positive/negative. He has thereby caused man to endure the destructive aspects of order and has prevented man from effectively participating in the creative uses of disorder. Civilization reflects this unfortunate division. .

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#32994 Principia Discordia

POEE proclaims that the other division is preferable, and we work toward the proposition that creative disorder, like creative order, is possible and desirable; and that destructive order, like destructive disorder, is unnecessary and undesirable. .

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#32996 Principia Discordia

The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously. .

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#32997 Principia Discordia

AS SALVATION The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously. To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF PLAYING GAMES. To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a joyful play, and that thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF GREYFACE. .

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#32998 Principia Discordia

If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free... .

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#32999 Principia Discordia

If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his surroundings. He becomes free to play order games and change them at will. He becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it. He becomes free to play neither or both. And as the master of his own games, he plays without fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in his soul and love in his being. .

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#33000 Principia Discordia

And when men become free then mankind will be free.May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and theof a . Hail Eris. .

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#33001 Principia Discordia

THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED~ POPE ~ So please Treat Him Right GOOD FOREVER Genuine and authorized by The House of Apostles of ERIS Every ,andon thisis a genuine and authorized Pope -Reproduce and distribute these cards freely- POEE Head Temple, San FranciscoA =POPE= is someone who is not under theof . .

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#33002 Principia Discordia

The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the . It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians... .

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#33003 Principia Discordia

THE SACRED CHAO is theto illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by theand is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge. .

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#33004 Principia Discordia

The ideas-about-reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ... .

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#33005 Principia Discordia

HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS. If you are not hot for , best just skip it. .

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