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Rockos Modern Life

Heffer: Ladies and gentlemen, youre about to witness one of the seven wonders of the world. At about 11:30 eastern-standard time through this, our buddy Rocko will descend the staircase as he does every night for a glass of milk.
— Rockos Modern Life time
You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! First I’ve been run over by a car, Then they made drive around a gimp shopping cart, then i was threatened by your Gestapo security guards, then they had me set my head on fire, then I was attacked by wild lobsters, then i was beaten up by a very large woman, then they had me dog wrapped in plastic, then i nearly starved to death, and now I still beat the 12:00 deadline! So if you don’t change that total back to a dollar fifty right now, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!
— Rockos Modern Life death
Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today.
— Rockos Modern Life technology
imitating Crappie Jacks accent So there I was, delirious with scurvy. The only thing standing between me and me treasure was 100 of the ugliest pirates known to Neptune.
— Rockos Modern Life lies
You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands
— Rockos Modern Life age
referring to Rocko getting a glass of milk naked And he aint dressed for the occasion, if ya know what I mean!
— Rockos Modern Life ya
Father Lion: while Mt. Frosty guy makes off with his familys skis And remember, children, always keep an eye on your equipment. Theres alot of people whod just walk up and grab everything you leave standing. Just like that, gone. Then what are you gonna do?
— Rockos Modern Life people
Crappie Jack: Arr, and then, I heard a scream so loud it could be heard down in Davy Jones locker. Mickey Dolenzs locker too, and Peter Torks locker. All the Monkees had lockers
— Rockos Modern Life
O-Town Residents: R-E-C-Y-C-L-E Recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E Conserve! Dont you P-O-L-L-U-T-E Pollute the river sky or sea or else youre gonna get what you deserve!
— Rockos Modern Life you
Captain Compost Heap: So you see boys and girls, if youre not nice to mother nature, shell kick our butts.
— Rockos Modern Life nature
Son to Father: Son: My teacher told me that every time a gas cap is found an angel gets its wings. Father: Son, your teachers full of snot.
— Rockos Modern Life time
Movie-trailer announcer: This time join the little Poots on a World War II war ship, in Das Poot!
— Rockos Modern Life war
Peaches this shows version of the devil: Hahahaha, you poor pathetic fool. You Still dont know where you are, do you? THERE IS NO REMOTE!
— Rockos Modern Life evil
Singing Townspeople, in unison: You cant fight City Hall! You cant fight corporate America, they are big and we are small, you cant fight City Hall
— Rockos Modern Life people
Mr.Cheese:I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.
— Rockos Modern Life character

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