Ron White
Im gonna try telling you this story. This happened on Tuesday. Im going home from PetSmart in the car with two dogs and the wife, and the wife says, I need to stop at the bank, and I say, Shit or whatever I say, because I dont go to the bank. Everybody knows that, I stay in the car with the dogs. My wife said, Ill be, you know, 5 minutes, but theres absolutely no such thing as 5 minutes with this woman. So, she goes in. And I know my dogs need to pee, and at our bank theres one piece of manicured lawn that has two signs that both say No Dogsso I take my dogs over there. This guy comes waddling out of the bank with a big scowl on his face and he says, The sign says no dogs! Im said, Well, the signs wrong. The sign should say, two dogs. — Ron White art
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