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Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

— Sam Levenson you

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

— sam levenson children

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

— sam levenson self

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

— sam levenson children

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

— sam levenson children

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.

— sam levenson you

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone....

— sam levenson love

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

— sam levenson you

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

— sam levenson marriage

One of the virtues of being very young is that you dont let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

— sam levenson imagination

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

— sam levenson man

Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

— Sam Levenson wise

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; well find it.

— Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

— Sam Levenson children

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others children.

— Sam Levenson children

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isnt poor.

— Sam Levenson books

Dont watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

— Sam Levenson

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

— Sam Levenson wife

Im going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

— Sam Levenson art

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

— Sam Levenson children

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, youll find one at the end of your arm.

— Sam Levenson you

Its a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didnt consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

— Sam Levenson god

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

— Sam Levenson happiness

Love at first sight is easy to understand; its when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

— Sam Levenson love

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

— Sam Levenson children

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; thats the only way most of us got through.

— Sam Levenson prayer

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

— Sam Levenson father

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You cant possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

— Sam Levenson self

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

— Sam Levenson sin

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

— Sam Levenson happiness

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