Smallville

Chloe Sullivan: Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? Ive told you a hundred times; Im not interested in Clark.

— Smallville time

Lionel Luthor: Luthors are not afraid. We dont have that luxury. Were leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. Youre never going get anywhere with your eyes closed.

— Smallville destiny

Lex Luthor: No, Im not talking about that. Im talking about soaring through the clouds, with nothing but air beneath you.

— Smallville you

Clark Kent: Its perfect. Horns outside honk, and Clark awakes from his reverie Thanks for the dance, Lana.

— Smallville dance

Clark Kent: I didnt dive in after Lexs car! It hit me at 60 miles an hour! Does that sound normal to you? Id give anything to be normal.

— Smallville you

Clark Kent: Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was kind of floating.

— Smallville morning

Jonathan Kent: I honestly dont know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, were definitely in uncharted territory.

— Smallville art

Martha Kent: This coming from the man whos been hiding a spaceship in his storm cellar for the last twelve years.

— Smallville art

Lex Luthor: You were tied to a stake in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions.

— Smallville man

Chloe Sullivan: Just shut me out. Its like one minute, youre here; the next, youre gone. Clark, youre not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?

— Smallville you

Lana Lang: Life is about change, sometimes its painful, sometimes its beautiful, but most of the time its both.

— Smallville life

Lex Luthor: I know the feeling kinda makes you wonder if youre with the right guy. One chucks footballs; the other helps save lives.

— Smallville live

Lex Luthor: No, no. You both stood your ground and are doing what you want. I caved. You two have inspired me.

— Smallville inspire

Lex Luthor: I cant figure out what you hate more -- the fact that my plan works, or that you didnt come up with it first.

— Smallville work

Chloe Sullivan: To Pete, after Clark catches a ball aimed at her face One of your teammates attempted to assassinate me and all you can say is nice catch?

— Smallville sin

Martha Kent: sarcastically No, you were the obedient son who always obeyed his father and didnt run away one summer and try out for the Metropolis Sharks.

— Smallville art

Lex Luthor: My father sent me to Smallville because hed rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices.

— Smallville people

Lionel Luthor: Did you know the Caesars would send their sons to the furthest most corners of the empire so they could get an appreciation of how the world works?

— Smallville work

Jonathan Kent: Ive seen some strange things in my day, but this definitely takes the cake. he looks at Clark Well, almost.

— Smallville strange

Clark Kent: You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.

— Smallville life

Lex Luthor: to Nixon You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down cause Im just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddys protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.

— Smallville life

Lex Luthor: to Nixon Dont worry, Roger. Im gonna give you a new identity. Maybe a drug dealer or a murderer. Either way, you lose your house, your job and your family.

— Smallville family

Jonathan Kent: Yeah, you could start with something small. Try to tell me what I have in my hand right now.

— Smallville art

Chloe Sullivan: This is what I love about high school parties. People will gather anywhere as long as theres illegally-purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.

— Smallville love

Jonathan Kent: I thought that I was rather articulate. Sweetheart, the Luthors have sold out anyone whos ever trusted them. They dont know what it means to keep their word.

— Smallville art

Clark Kent: Im thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing and try out for pro-sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements Just trying to lighten up the mood.

— Smallville money

Martha Kent: As much as wed love to see your face on a cereal box, wed settle for you getting to school on time.

— Smallville love

Clark Kent: Right. superspeeds away, and then returns having forgotten the pop tart Forgot. looks at the calculations Martha is doing Thats $65,200

— Smallville art

Martha Kent: Im not familiar with this child. Wheres the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?

— Smallville art

Chloe Sullivan: Dont sound so shocked, Clark. Guys do find me attractive even though I dont have raven hair and the initials L.L.

— Smallville

Chloe Sullivan: He may be a little intellectually challenged, but hes really hot. Besides, he begged to get together tonight just to talk, so I told him he could bring me a coffee at the Torch.

— Smallville night

Chloe Sullivan: Ok, wait. Im not a crash test dummy you can use to try out your dating skills. You, if you like Lana so much, just ask her out. And you, stop acting like a Vegas bookie picks your dates. And both of you, treat me better.

— Smallville book

Chloe Sullivan: Your online horoscope suggests that you try not to flaunt you excitement which I know will be hard since youve been waiting for this date since your first growth spurt.

— Smallville men

Chloe Sullivan: All right. Just check Lanas outfit. If a girl wears something new to hang out with you, at least she thinks its a date.

— Smallville you

Cassandra Carver: The other night you left in a hurry. Sit. both of them sit down I, uh clearing her throat I hoped youd come back.

— Smallville hope

Cassandra Carver: No Clark, Ive seen you. Before we ever met. More than once, Ive touched people and seen such pain and despair and - But then you were there and the pain was gone. I think thats your destiny, Clark. To save people from fear and darkness.

— Smallville fear

Pete Ross: We could have served our community by life guarding a girls swim class at the Y, instead of hanging out with the denture crowd. I mean, wheres the attraction?

— Smallville life

Harry Volk: talking about sandwiches I havent been able to eat one of these in years. I mean, not since the bypass.

— Smallville sin

Harry Volk: after checking a lengthy menu of drinks offered at the Beanery How much is coffee? From, you know, beans?

— Smallville men

Lex Luthor: I once read about a rich man who survived a hotel fire. He hung onto the ledge for an hour before the fire department rescued him. Afterwards he bought the hotelalways stayed in the room. When they asked him why, he said he figured Fate couldnt find him twice.

— Smallville war

Clark Kent: You might consider rounding those curves at a speed that wont actually break the sound barrier.

— Smallville you

Clark Kent: Is it so crazy? I get hit by a car and Im fine. I walk through fire and Im okay. Whats next?

— Smallville fire

Chloe Sullivan: The deer’s in there the door’s locked. I’m gonna go find a maintenance worker.

— Smallville work

Clark Kent: Kansas State gives Whitney a full scholarship and Lana gives him a tongue bath. How is that good news?

— Smallville good

Clark Kent: Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.

— Smallville women

Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, were all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come Ive never heard you play?

— Smallville you

Gabe Sullivan: A little fertilizer humor there. Before we go inside I need you to remove all your cellphones, pagers, jewelery. Anything that jangles, dangles or rings can go in these plastic trays right here. All right? Any other questions?

— Smallville humor

Chloe Sullivan: You know, just because you spend a lot of time with someone doesnt mean you know their darkest secrets.

— Smallville time

Martha Kent: We called six times last night, spoke with six different people, none of whom knew who you were.

— Smallville time

Lex Luthor: You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.

— Smallville courage

Clark Kent: Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to I wanted to kill him.

— Smallville you

Jonathan Kent: Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can’t afford to do it. This is Phelan’s game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.

— Smallville fear

Lionel Luthor: Empires are not brought down by outside forces - they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.

— Smallville weakness

Lana Lang: Yes. there is a slight pause as she realizes she missed the point But thats the great thing about sunsets, theyre all unique, you always see things youve never noticed before.

— Smallville light

Lana Lang: Thats the thing about Clark Kent: hes not always there when you want him but hes always there when you need him.

— Smallville you

Lex Luthor: under Rickmans influence Oh please. You think I dont see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? Youre no different. Friendships a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.

— Smallville hope

Clark Kent: Im not sure. Just as long as it doesnt involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.

— Smallville lying

Lex Luthor: You should. You two have a lot in common. Small-town heroes. Believe in the truth. Not willing to back down.

— Smallville truth

Lex Luthor: That, my friend, is the key to leadership. Not only knowing youre right, but convincing everyone else. If you can do that, the worlds your oyster.

— Smallville leadership

Lex Luthor: upon seeing Rickman Funny, I was just saying how this town needs more pesticides in the water supply.

— Smallville funny

Chloe Sullivan: after Kyle shakes hands with her and makes her kiss Clark What? Why are you looking at me like that? And why is my mouth minty?

— Smallville kiss

Jonathan Kent: You know what they say: lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Look, my guess is that your powers arent coming back.

— Smallville power

Jonathan Kent: Well, life isnt easy for anybody, whether youre normal or super. But youre still Clark Kent. You were raised a certain way and thats never gonna change. Sure, your abilities were part of you, but they didnt define you.

— Smallville life

Lex Luthor: I think I hit you at 60 miles an hour. Then, you ripped open my roof, pulled me out and saved my life. Youre the closest Ive had to a real friend my whole life. You dont have to hide anything from me.

— Smallville life

Lionel Luthor: after he takes credit for Lexs takeover Thats what happens when you trust your family, Lex. Im proud of you.

— Smallville family

Clark Kent: Yeah, never better. Maybe we can go out in the parking lot and you can hit me with your car.

— Smallville you

Chloe Sullivan: Im sorry, but I find geology even more pointless than algebra. I mean, I could just order these rocks online and have them delivered vacuum-sealed.

— Smallville live

Jonathan Kent: Son, becoming an adult means learning difficult lessons, one of which is you cant save everybody, no matter who you are.

— Smallville learning

Lex Luthor: Clark, you cant save the world. All youll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.

— Smallville world

Chloe Sullivan: Clark, its a mansion. Its designed for snooping. Okay, fine. Well go and wait in the library for Lex to officially blow us off.

— Smallville man

Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, I noticed. Looks like Nells flower shops been stripped clean. I especially like the ones from Lex. They make me feel like I won the Kentucky Derby. Theyre beautiful, Clark. Theyre my favorite.

— Smallville beautiful

Lana Lang: He thinks getting that scholarship is his only way out of here. I wish he could see himself the way I do, theres more to him than football.

— Smallville self

Chloe Sullivan: You know what? All this resting is driving me insane. These so-called health-care professionals just want me to stay in bed and eat jello.

— Smallville health

Pete Ross: No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting on you is going to require some serious excavation.

— Smallville age

Chloe Sullivan: Yes, and Im sure that once I deploy my journalistic skills on you, Ill be able to unearth a skeleton or two.

— Smallville art

Jonathan Kent: Lets just say that its a very long road between whats sitting in our storm cellar and whats written on your birth certificate.

— Smallville you

Pete Ross: There was this bully three grades ahead of us. This dude was determined to pound dents into every kid in the school. One day, I guess it was my turn. He was just about to take my head off when Clark jumped between us.

— Smallville school

Chloe Sullivan: So Clark ran interference. Now, as kind as that sounds, Pete, I really dont think it falls under the something amazing test.

— Smallville think

Pete Ross: Im not finished. Clark didnt just push brain-dead away. He put him through a door, as in splinters and broken hinges. How he did it, I still have no idea. The guy was at least twice our size.

— Smallville rain

Clark Kent: My biological parents are either dead or didnt want me. The point is, youre prying into my private life.

— Smallville life

Clark Kent: This is a class project. I spent an hour yesterday with Lana. Thats it. Thats all I needed. Im not some mystery for you to solve.

— Smallville mystery

Chloe Sullivan: Come on Pete, Im desperate. Now the only information I could get out of the Kents was the earth-shattering admission that Clark hates peas.

— Smallville art

Jonathan Kent: If she mentions anything about the peas, sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind.

— Smallville mind

Lex Luthor: to Clark I didnt think it was possible for me to fall any further in your fathers eyes. Obviously I was wrong.

— Smallville you

Sam Phelan: to Lex Heres how its gonna go: you were never here; your name will not appear on any papers or in the police report.

— Smallville you

Lana Lang: Why? Because Im not doing exactly as Im told? Because Im not stuck in a corner hiding in a book? For once I am not afraid of life and nobody can handle it cause you all prefer the insecure little girl. Well Im sick of her and all of her talk about her dead parents.

— Smallville life

Jonathan Kent: Nah, chores can wait. Besides, I earned a rest. You can pick up the slack for me, cant ya?

— Smallville ya

Pete Ross: Wow. Drinking beer, mouthing off and counter-macking with your mom? Congratulations, Clark, your dads regressed back to being a teenager.

— Smallville age

Jonathan Kent: grabs phone Hello, Jim. Yeah, listen to me: I have done nothing but give back to this community, and all anyone has ever done for me is screw me over! So what Im gonna do is Im gonna come down there to that bank, and youre gonna have to turn my loan down right to my face! That way, I can see whether you still have a pair, or whether your wife keeps them in a drawer, too!

— Smallville hell

Lana Lang: Thats the point. If life doesnt make you crazy, then why bother living it? I know thats how I want it.

— Smallville life

Lana Lang: I know you want me, Clark. Stop holding back. Come on youre not made of steel. Or are you?

— Smallville you

Lana Lang: Actually, Im a little nervous. I may need some guidance, you know, from someone with a little more pause experience. What do you say, boss?

— Smallville experience

Lex Luthor: You almost had me there for a moment, I thought you were serious. standing up What do they feed you on that farm?

— Smallville men

Lex Luthor: Are you kidding? A strange visitor from another planet who protects the weak? When I was young he was my idol, not to mention that fact hes bald. I have the whole collection.

— Smallville men

Lex Luthor: I think he saw Julian as his second chance. A chance for him to have a son he could truly love.

— Smallville love

Lex Luthor: Its in the past, Clark. We would have ended up hating each other anyway. My father would have seen to that.

— Smallville past

Lana Lang: I always dreamed of having a brother or sister. You know, someone to talk to, help fill the silence.

— Smallville dream

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