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Snakes on a Plane 2006

Nelville Flynn: All praises to the PlayStation.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 praise
Neville Flynn: [to Dr. Price] Well, thats good news. Snakes on crack.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Nelville Flynn: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 body
Ken: [throws snake in microwave oven] Whos your daddy now, bitch?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 you
Troy: This shit is bananas!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Three Gs: [to white fan] Hey, yo, stay black.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out.Rick: All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. Were in a 200-foot aluminum tube and were 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
[repeated line]Neville Flynn: Do as I say, and you live.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Neville Flynn: You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, Im stuck in the middle of one we didnt think of.Hank Harris: What the hell you talking about?Neville Flynn: Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes.Hank Harris: Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that? He cant possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean.Neville Flynn: Yeah, well, he doesnt have to guarantee it if he brings down the whole plane down.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 god
Neville Flynn: [TV edit] Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Neville Flynn: So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?Troy: Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but Im good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Neville Flynn: Sporks?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Rick: You dont think I know its hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.Neville Flynn: You slowed down?Rick: Yeah. Well, you know. Its that or option B.Claire Miller: Which is?Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 death
Rick: Oh, my. I was hoping youd be the sky-candy on this flight. Youre looking especially delicious this evening.Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.Rick: My pleasure.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 love
Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?Rick: Honey, youd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 man
Mercedes Harbont: Why dont we just take a picture?Paul: Oh, sure, lets drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein.Mercedes Harbont: Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Dr. Steven Price: Make it fast. Time is tissue.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 time
Troy: This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.Emmett Bradley: Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?Troy: Oh, yeah. F-15s, F-16s, A-10 Warthogs, Ive flown all that shit.Emmett Bradley: Then were all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?Troy: The Awesome Fighting Aces.Troy: [to Flynn] Man, Im telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.Emmett Bradley: Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?Troy: No, see, its - its not a video game, all right? Its a flight simulator.Neville Flynn: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?Troy: PlayStation 2. Man, its got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 war
Sean Jones: Flynn, its too hot.Neville Flynn: Im from Tennessee. I hadnt noticed.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Eddie Kim: You think I didnt exhaust every other option? HE SAW ME!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 you
Neville Flynn: Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Big Leroy: [In pain from being bitten on the butt by a snake] My ass... my ass man.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 pain
Neville Flynn: I need you to stay up here.Sean Jones: Why?Neville Flynn: Because if you die, then all of this was for nothing.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Neville Flynn: What was the first thing I ever said to you?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
[first lines]Daniel Hayes: [to Sean] Go, get outta here. Go!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 sea
Paul: Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Mercedes Harbont: [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Dont worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs cant hurt you.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 man
Mercedes Harbont: [to Three Gs, about her dog] My doctor says shes bipolar.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroys buttocks] All right, we have to - we have to suck out the poison.Troy: Man, I aint sucking nothing.Ken: Ok, Ill do it.Big Leroy: What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 man
Extra: [after lights go out suddenly in the plane] ITS THE SNAKES!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 light
Big Leroy: [seeing Maria sucking the venom out of Tommys wound] Thats what Im talking about.Troy: I got bit, too.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006
Grace: Oh, Lord.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 grace
Sean Jones: Never flown first class before.Neville Flynn: See, things are looking up already.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Troy: [about Three Gs] Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 war
Neville Flynn: [to Three Gs] Sit your ass down, Clarence.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 evil
Hank Harris: Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple accounts of murder and attempted murder and get that piece-of-shit attorney on the phone. Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is: gas or lethal injection?
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 murder
Emmett Bradley: You try to land west to east youll come in too fast to control.Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 control
Paul: [Having just thrown a small dog to be eaten by one of the snakes, much to everyones disapproval] Youd have done the exact same thing!
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 you
Eddie Kim: They say the higher you aim, the farther you fall.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 art
Three Gs: [to Troy, about heavy set woman passenger] You like that. Baby got back, front and side-to-side. Hey, yall two get together, yall might have, like, two 20-lb babies or something.
— Snakes on a Plane 2006 man

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