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South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999

Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people dont say any naughty woids! Thats what this war is all about!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 war

[his last words]Kenny: Mmf mm mpf mm mommmppf mmf momm mmom mf mff. Mff mffs mmmph mmf, mmph? Mmmpf mpph.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 words

The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.Stan: Whats a dying giraffe sound like?The Mole: WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 dying

Mr. Garrison: What is five times two?[No response from the class]Mr. Garrison: Now come on children, dont be shy, just give it your best shot.[Clive raises his hand]Clive: Twelve.Mr. Garrison: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 time

Mr. Garrison: ...Im Sorry Wendy, but I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 trust

Chef: Havent you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?General: I dont listen to hip-hop.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 man

Eric Cartman: More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.Kyle: [typing] Punch and pie.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 art

Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis house] And I dont know what Ive been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 die

[all hyped and ready after singing a song]Stan: Can I have FIVE tickets to Terence Phillip: Asses on Fire, please?[pause]Ticket Taker: No!Stan: What do you mean no?Ticket Taker: Terrance and Philip: Asses of Fire has been rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America, you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.Stan: But why?Ticket Taker: Because this movie has naughty language! Next please.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 language

Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying, people are dying, children are crying, politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing, Texacos spilling, the whole worlds gone to hell, but how are you?[singing]Big Gay Al: Im super! Thanks for asking!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 people

Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyles mom is a big, fat bitch, shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Shes a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, shes a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday shes a bitch, on Tuesday shes a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday shes a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, shes a super king kamehameha bee-utch. / Have you ever met my friend Kyles mom? Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Shes a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, shes a big big big big big big bitch. / Bitch bitch bitch bitch, shes a stupid bitch. Kyles moms a bitch, and shes such a stupid bitch./Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this![sings in mock foreign languages]

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 art

Eric Cartman: I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.Kyle: Your behind?Eric Cartman: I have to say behind because I get shocked if I say ass.[VChip activates]Eric Cartman: AGH!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 art

[hearing Terrence and Phillip say donkey raping shit eater]Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999

[in post-credits scene]Ike: Guys out there is hurted.[eats rat]

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 hurt

Mr. Garrison: All the Baldwins are dead!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 dead

Saddam Hussein: [torturing Kenny] Yeah Yeah, men, this is getting me so hot. Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 men

[Stan is staring at Wendy]Cartman: Hey, youre holding up the god damn lunch line!

— South Park Bigger Longer Uncut 1999 god

The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?Stan: Check!The Mole: Did you bring the rope?Stan: Check!The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?Stan: Whats a buttfor?The Mole: For pooping, silly.

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