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Stuck on You 2003

April: Can I ask you a personal question?Walt: Nine inches.
— Stuck on You 2003 you
April: [after surgery to separate the twins] Bob, you look good.Walt: He looks good. What am I chopped liver?April: Actually, yeah.
— Stuck on You 2003 good
Doctor 1: Im afraid... we lost them.[girls gasp and begin to cry]Doctor 1: [other doctor enters]Doctor 2: Its okay, theyd been taken up to the top floor. We found them.
— Stuck on You 2003 girls
Walt: Whats a three-letter word for mans best friend?April: Tit?Walt: No, Ive tried that already.
— Stuck on You 2003 man
Walt: Shes got mace.
— Stuck on You 2003
Bob: [to Walt] Dont you walk away from me!
— Stuck on You 2003 you
Walt: All right. Burgers on the house![everyone shouts Yeah!]Bob: Hes just kiddin, you cheap bastards.
— Stuck on You 2003 you
Walt: Hey, Dave. How about another tall one?Dave: Got it. How about you there, Bob?Bob: No, no. No, Im cool. Im the designated walker tonight.
— Stuck on You 2003 night
1st AD: Excuse me, Miss Cher, theres a few fans outside hoping for autographs.Cher: Allright, but I am not taking any pictures.Cute Autograph Girl: Oh shit, its just Cher.
— Stuck on You 2003 cute
Walt: Christ Bob, you havent been laid in five years.Bob: Hey, how would you know?[Walt gives him a serious look]Bob: Damn.
— Stuck on You 2003 christ
Walt: Times up Casanever. Can I join you for a drink?Bar Hottie: Sure.Walt: Okay, whats your name?Bar Hottie: Debbie.[they shake hands]Walt: Hi Im Walt Tenor.Bar Hottie: Nice to meet you.Walt: Nice to meet you!
— Stuck on You 2003 time
Dart in Head Guy: [with dart stuck in his head] Hey, do I look different to you?Man: You got a dart in your head, you dumb shit.
— Stuck on You 2003 art
Morty OReilly: Im gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins aint the easiest sell Ive ever had.Bob: Were not Siamese. Were American.
— Stuck on You 2003 america
Walt: Whats a four-letter word for snatch?Bob: Grab.Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.
— Stuck on You 2003 right
Cher: [to extremely young lover, while in bed together] Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.
— Stuck on You 2003 love
[from trailer]Bob: We share a liver.April: Are you sure you even need a liver?
— Stuck on You 2003 live
[Walt and Bob are considering separation]Walt: Think about it. Youll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself,[whispering]Walt: masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.Bob: What are you talking about?Walt: Oh, please, last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.
— Stuck on You 2003 pain
Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Nice Comeback.
— Stuck on You 2003 self
Walt: Are you kidding? You could win an humanitarian award for how nice you were to us.Cher: Aww... no. Well, really, is there talk of me getting one?Walt: No, no, its just a figure of speech.
— Stuck on You 2003 war
[on her new TV show]Cher: This makes Touched by an Angel look like Trainspotting.
— Stuck on You 2003 rain
Drive-by Heckler: Hey, Freaks!
— Stuck on You 2003
Man in burger bar: [to Rocket] Hey! I ordered diet coke!Rocket: Enjoy your mealMan in burger bar: [to Bob] Hey, you shouldnt have freaks in here!Bob: You know, youre absolutely right, we dont want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?
— Stuck on You 2003 joy
Morty OReilly: If you do this, youre committing career suicide.Walt: Thats what they said when Erik Estrada quit CHiPS.Morty OReilly: Youre shitting me. He quit?
— Stuck on You 2003 suicide
Cher: I was a bitch with a capital C.
— Stuck on You 2003 wit
May: [to Bob and Walt] Look, I was hoping we could have a word in private, I mean just the three of us.
— Stuck on You 2003
May: [to motel clerk] Hey, you wouldnt happen to know if Bob was alone, would you?Moe: I highly doubt it.
— Stuck on You 2003 alone
Bob: Hey, Im alone!Convenience Store Patron: Great buddy, youre gonna stay that way, too!
— Stuck on You 2003 alone
Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Great Comeback.
— Stuck on You 2003 self
Mimmy: Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, wheres the food?Bob: How much time have I got left?Mimmy: Youre already fourteen minutes over!Bob: Well then, what are they bitching about? Theyre gonna get a free meal.
— Stuck on You 2003 time
Bob: We flew over the Grand Canyon on our way out here.May: Really?Bob: Yeah, its way different from the Vineyard. You know, with the big hole and shit. Um, and its orange.
— Stuck on You 2003 ya
Walt: Boozing with Cher... boozing with Cher...
— Stuck on You 2003 wit
Walt: Shell be back. Where else is she gonna find a guy like you?Bob: I dont know. Chernobyl?
— Stuck on You 2003 hell
Bob: [to Walt, on the operating table just before the twins are anesthetized for dangerous separation surgery] Promise me youll still be there when I wake up.
— Stuck on You 2003 anger
Bob: Hi, how are ya? My names Bob Tenor but Im really more of a baritone.Bar Hottie: Hi Bob.
— Stuck on You 2003 ya

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