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She got incredibly hot over last summer...
— Superbad summer
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at Evan and Seth]
— Superbad men
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth
— Superbad time
We shouldnt be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels
— Superbad
Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark!Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.
— Superbad right
So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver
— Superbad you
This plans been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth
— Superbad sin
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels
— Superbad time
Evan: Fogell, I just dont understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight!Seth: I am, Im gonna get laid.
— Superbad night
Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell
— Superbad
Im sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
— Superbad you
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. Thats a good thing. Its the best. -Evan
— Superbad good
I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca
— Superbad you
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth! -Seth
— Superbad art
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth
— Superbad food
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since nam! -Seth
— Superbad sin
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels
— Superbad law
Mommas making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seths own dressing. -Seth
— Superbad sin
Id give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
— Superbad art
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater
— Superbad you
You know when you hear girls say Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldnt have fucked that guy? We could be that mistake!-Seth
— Superbad man
Oh my God! Thats the coolest fucking story Ive ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? -Seth
— Superbad life
Im assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
— Superbad you
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never wouldve been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube. -Seth
— Superbad you
Ill be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.-Seth
— Superbad
Im not too worried about it, really. I wouldnt worry about it. Dont worry about it. Im not worried at all. -Evan
— Superbad worry
You dont want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth
— Superbad you

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