Supernatural season 5

Dean: Theres nothing to think about. Were not gonna leave Bobby at home with the bride of Frankenstein.

Becky: Yes, Im a fan, but I really dont appreciate being mocked. I know that Supernatural is just a book, okay? I know the difference between fantasy and reality.

— Supernatural season 5 fantasy

Bobby: Oh, yeah? Youre sorry you started Armageddon?! This kind of thing dont get forgiven, boy. If by some miracle we pull this offI want you to lose my number. You understand me?

— Supernatural season 5 art

Zachariah: We may have planted that particular piece of prophecy inside Chucks skull, but it happened to be true. We did lose the Michael sword, we truly couldnt find it. Until now, youve just hand-delivered it to us.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Zachariah: There is no other way, there must be a battle. Michael must defeat the Serpent. It is written.

— Supernatural season 5 battle

Castiel: alive? Its a good question. How did these two end up on that airplane? Another good question, as the angels didn’t do it. I think we both know the answer, dont we?

— Supernatural season 5 good

Castiel: It scares you. Well, it should. Now put these boys back together, and go. I wont ask twice.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Nick: Sure. Naturally, umcould you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?

— Supernatural season 5 mind

Nick: Even if this is real, which its not, but assuming it was, why the hell would I do something like that?

— Supernatural season 5 hell

Dean: What if we win? Im serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. Hell, they want to fight a war? They can find their own planet. This ones ours, and I say they get the hell off it. We take em all on, we kill the Devil, hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.

— Supernatural season 5 war

Dean: I tried, Sammy. Man, I really tried. But I just cant keep pretending that everythings all right. Because its not. And its never going to be. You chose a demon over your own brotherand look what happened.

— Supernatural season 5 man

Dean: I know you would. And I know how sorry you are, I do. But, manyou were the one that I depended on the most. And you let me down in ways that I cant evenIm just- Im having a hard time forgiving and forgetting here. You know?

— Supernatural season 5 time

Dean: Honestly? Nothing. I just dontI dont think that we can ever be what we were. You know? I just dont think I can trust you.

— Supernatural season 5 trust

Bobby: Youre telling me you lost your mojo just in time to get me stuck in this trap the rest of my life?!

— Supernatural season 5 life

Dean: or, Hes up and kicking and doesnt give a rats ass about any of us. I mean, look around you, man; the world is in the toilet! We are literally at the end of days here, and Hes off somewhere drinking booze out of a coconut. Alright?

— Supernatural season 5 world

Ellen: The can of whup-ass I oughta open on you! What you cant pick up a phone?! What are you? Allergic to giving me piece of mind? I gotta find out that youre alive from Rufus !?

— Supernatural season 5 mind

Sam: No, listen, this is important. I know you dont trust me. Just, now I realize something. I dont trust me either. From the minute I saw that blood, the only thought in my headAnd I tell myself its for the right reasons, that my intentions are good, and it- it feels true, you know? But I think, underneathI just miss the feeling. I know how messed up that sounds, which means, I know how messed up I amThe thing is, the problem’s not the demon blood, not really, I mean, I- what I did, I cant blame the blood, or Ruby, oranything. The problems me. How far Ill go. Theres something in me thatscares the hell outta me, Dean. In the last couple of days, I caught another glimpse.

— Supernatural season 5 trust

Sam: Im in no shape to be hunting. I need to step back, cause Im dangerous. Maybe its best if we just go our separate ways.

— Supernatural season 5 anger

Dean: The truth is, I spend more time worrying about you, than about doing the job right. I just cant afford that, you know? Not now.

— Supernatural season 5 truth

Jess: Even at Stanford, you knew. You knew there was something dark inside of you. Deep down, maybe, but you knew. Maybe thats what got me killed.

— Supernatural season 5 dark

Jess: You. Sooner or later, the past is gonna catch up to you like it always does. You know what happens then? People die. Baby, the people closest to you die.

— Supernatural season 5 people

Dean: Tell me something; you keep saying were gonna trap this guy, but isnt that kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?

— Supernatural season 5 you

Dean: Let me tell you something, there are two things I know for certain; one, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Lets go.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Castiel: I dont know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasnt her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.

— Supernatural season 5 hate

Raphael: And the eastern seaboard. It is a testament to my unending mercy that I dont smite you here and now.

— Supernatural season 5 men

Raphael: Am I? Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? Do you think God wouldve let any of that happen if He were alive?

— Supernatural season 5 god

Dean: Look, Ill be the first to tell you that this little crusade of yours is nuts, butI do know a little something about missing fathers.

— Supernatural season 5 sad

Dean: I mean, there were times when I was looking for my dad whenall logic said that he was dead. But I knew, in my heart, that he was still alive. So, who cares what some Ninja Turtle says, Cas? What do you believe?

— Supernatural season 5 time

Dean: What about me? I dont know. HonestlyIm good. I cant believe Im saying that, but I am, ImIm really good.

— Supernatural season 5 believe

Dean: Especially without my brother. I mean, I spend so much time worrying about the son of a bitch. I mean, Ive had more fun with you in the past twenty-four hours than Ive had with Sam in years. And youre not that much fun. Its funny, you know, Ive been so chained to my family, but now that Im alonehell, Im happy.

— Supernatural season 5 funny

Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, come on, man. I just drove, like, 16 hours straight, okay? Im human. And theres stuff I gotta do.

— Supernatural season 5 man

Dean: Look, Sam, it doesnt matter. Whatever we do. I mean, it turns out that you and me, were the, uhthe fire and the oil of the Armageddon. You know, on that basis alone, we should just pick a hemisphere. Stay away from each other for good.

— Supernatural season 5 hate

Dean: Yeah, youre right, we can. But not together. Were not stronger when were together, Sam. I think were weaker. Because whatever we have between us; love, family, whatever it is; they are always gonna use it against us. And you know that. No, were better off apart. We got a better chance of dodging Lucifer and Michael and this whole damn thingif we just go our own ways.

— Supernatural season 5 love

Dean: Rhonda Hurley. We wereuh, 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pinkand satin-y. And you know what? We kinda liked it.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Dean: Oh yeah, its friggin fascinating. Nowwhy dont you just strap on your angel wings and fly me back to my page on the calendar?

— Supernatural season 5 age

Lucifer as Sam : Oh. Hello, Dean. Arent you a surprise? Youve come a long way to see this, havent you?

— Supernatural season 5 hell

Lucifer as Sam : Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful, in a trillion different ways. The last perfect handiwork of God. You ever hear the story of how I fell from Grace?

— Supernatural season 5 god

Dean: Oh, good God, youre not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? My stomachs almost outta bile.

— Supernatural season 5 god

Dean: Youre the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach Ive been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you, is the size of your ego.

— Supernatural season 5 life

Lucifer as Sam : I like you, Dean. I get what the other angels see in you. Goodbye. Well meet again soon.

— Supernatural season 5 good

Lucifer as Sam : I know you wont. I know you wont say yes to Michael either, and I know you wont kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up here. Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end uphere.

— Supernatural season 5 hate

Dean: Long story. The point ismaybe we are each others Achilles heel. Maybe theyll find a way to use us against each other, I dont know. I just know, were all weve got. More than thatwe keep each other human.

— Supernatural season 5 man

Dean: Hey, worlds smallest violin, pal; I spent the afternoon up Christines skirt. I needed a drink.

— Supernatural season 5 world

Dean: So youre saying weve got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing theirsuper-fans?

— Supernatural season 5 you

Dean: Let me get this straight: your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was also a fruitarian.

— Supernatural season 5 man

Sam: Look. I know what I did. What Ive done. And I am trying to climb out of that hole, I am, but youre not making it any easier.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Sam: You can think whatever you want. I deserve it, and worse. Hell, youll never punish me as much as Im punishing myself, but the point is, if were gonna be a team, you and I—it has to be a two-way street.

— Supernatural season 5 self

Dean: Maybe thats the connection. The Tooth Fairy, the Pop Rocks and Coke, the joy buzzer that shocks you—theyre all lies that kids believe.

— Supernatural season 5 joy

Sam: And now theyre coming true. Okay, so whatevers doing this is—is reshaping reality. It has the powers of a god. Or of a trickster.

— Supernatural season 5 god

Castiel: Youll kidnap him? What is going on in this town, its what happens when this thing is happy; you cannot imagine what it will do if its angry.

— Supernatural season 5 happy

Sam: So we tell him the truth. You say Jesses destined to go darkside, fine, but he hasnt yet. So if we lay it all out for himuh, what he is, the apocalypse, everything, he might make the right choice.

— Supernatural season 5 truth

Sam: Youve got choices, Jesse. But if you make the wrong ones, itll haunt you for the rest of your life.

— Supernatural season 5 life

Dean: Yeah. You know Im starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some poprocks and coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about itmore I wish dad wouldve lied to us.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Dean: Whoa, wait a moment, listen to meyou dont stop being a soldier cause you got wounded in battle. Okay? No matter what shape youre in, bottom line is: youre family. Now I dont know if youve noticed but me and Sam, we dont have much left. I cant do this without you. I cant. So dont you dare think about checking out! I dont wanna hear that again!

— Supernatural season 5 family

Bobby: Thanksnow we done feeling our feelings? Cause Id like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Dean: Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Trickster: Well, you know! Sam starring as Lucifer, Dean starring as Michael! Your celebrity deathmatch! Play your roles.

— Supernatural season 5 death

Dean: Calm down?! I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that were in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. Theres like 300 on television, theyre all the freaking same, its: oha plane crashed here. Oh shut up!

— Supernatural season 5 hate

Forensic guy: Wellaside from the ligature marks around his neck, he has what appears to be a roll of quarters jammed down his throat.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Dean: No, were not cause we dont screw with people the way you do. And for the record, this isnt about some prized fight between your brothers. Or some destiny that cant be stopped. This is about you being too afraid to stand up with your family. after setting off the sprinkler system Dont say I never did anything for you.

— Supernatural season 5 people

Latisha Actress: Buddy, I have heard that line 17 times tonight, okay? And all from dudes wearing MacGyver jackets. But you seem different.

— Supernatural season 5 time

Dean: No, I am not a fan, okay. Not fans. In fact, I think the Dean and Sam story sucks. It is not fun, its not entertaining. It is a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement. I mean, do you think they enjoy being treated like-like circus freaks?

— Supernatural season 5 pain

Chuck: No, theres really no such thing as a Croatoan Virus fordown there. Umyou really should see a doctor.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Demian: Alright, look. In real life, he sells stereo equipment, I fix copiers; our lives suck. But to be Sam and Deanto wake up every morning and save the world, to have a brother who, who would die for youWell, who wouldnt want that?

— Supernatural season 5 life

Chuck: Like all authors I started writing because of love. I had a huge crush on Nancy McKeon who played Jo in The Facts of Life. I must have written her forty to fifty letters. She never wrote back.

— Supernatural season 5 love

Dean: Oh, uh, excuse me for asking, but arent you kind of signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the devil and lose?

— Supernatural season 5 death

Crowley: Number one, hes going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after you leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, how about you dont miss, okay! Morons!

— Supernatural season 5 you

Jo: No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, then Im going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Castiel: They only gather like this at times of great catastrophe. The Chicago Fire, the San Francisco Quake, Pompeii. Excuse me, I need to figure out why theyre here.

— Supernatural season 5 time

Lucifer: Were on the same side, like it or not, sowhy not just serve your own best interests, which in this case, just happen to be mine.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Ellen: Somebodys gotta let them in. Like you said, youre not moving. You got me, Jo. And youre right, this is important. But I will not leave you here alone.

— Supernatural season 5 alone

Meg: Youre wrong. Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God may be a deadbeat, but minemine walks the earth.

— Supernatural season 5 god

Lucifer: I know what you must think of me, Sam. But I have to do this. I have to. You of all people should understand.

— Supernatural season 5 people

Lucifer: I was a son. A brother, like you, a younger brother, and I had an older brother who I loved. Idolized, in fact. And one day I went to him and I begged him to stand with me, and MichaelMichael turned on me. Called me a freak. A monster. And then he beat me down. All because I was different. Because I had a mind of my own. Tell me something, Sam. Any of this sound familiar? Anyway. Youll have to excuse me. Midnight is calling and I have a ritual to finish. Dont go anywhere. Not that you could if you would.

— Supernatural season 5 love

Dean: I don’t know. I don’t have any elephant books. Look doctor, I-I think the doctor was in over his head with this one points at Sam. Cause my brother’s, uh whistles and makes circles with his finger.

— Supernatural season 5 books

Dr. Fuller: Okay fine, thank you, that’s really not necessary. Why don’t you tell me how you’re feeling, Alex?

— Supernatural season 5 you

Sam: Well yeah. I mean, I killed this demon – Lilith – and I accidentally freed Lucifer from Hell. So now he’s topside, and we’re trying to stop him.

— Supernatural season 5 hell

Dean: See what I mean, doc? I mean the kid’s been beating himself up about this for months! The apocalypse wasn’t his fault.

— Supernatural season 5 self

Dean: No. There was this other demon, Ruby? She had him addicted to demon blood, I mean, near the end he was practically chugging the stuff. My brother’s not evil. He was justhigh. Yknow, so, could you fix him up so we could get back to traveling around the country and hunting monsters?

— Supernatural season 5 travel

Dr. Cartwright: And youre my paranoid schizophrenic with narcissistic personality disorder and religious psychosis. Lucky me.

— Supernatural season 5 art

Dean: Well, I gotta sleep some time, so, uh, with seven days, timesits somewhere in the mid-fifties.

— Supernatural season 5 time

Dr. Fuller: Monsters are the least of your problems. People can learn to live with delusions, but the anger I saw in youyou hurt those two men, and you were going to kill me. The look in your eyes when you came after me, Iit was like you were barely even human. Like a man possessed.

— Supernatural season 5 people

Dr. Fuller: But if there is one more outburst, I will transfer you to a facility that is equipped to handle violent patients.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Sam: Most of the time I can hide it, but I am angry. Im mad at everything. I used to be mad at you and dad, then Lilith, now its Lucifer. And I make excuses: I blame Ruby, or the demon blood, but-but its not their fault, its not them, its me. Its inside me. Im mad all the time, and I dont know why.

— Supernatural season 5 time

Dean: Stop. Stop it. So what if you are? What are you gonna take a leave of absence? You gonna say yes to Lucifer? What?

— Supernatural season 5 you

Dean: Exactly. And thats exactly what youre going to do: youre going to take all that crap, and youre gonna bury it. Youre gonna forget about it, because thats how we keep going.

— Supernatural season 5 you

John: Yall may have treated me like a fool, but I am not useless. I can draw a damnwhatever it is - a sigil.

— Supernatural season 5 hate

Dean: Why dont you go help Sam out? Kay? Cause this has got to be done inits gotta be done in human blood.

— Supernatural season 5 man

John: I dont care! What kind of irresponsible bastard lets a child anywhere near - you know you could have been killed!

— Supernatural season 5 you

Michael: Lucifer defied our Father, and he betrayed me, but still, I dont want this any more than you would want to kill Sam. You know, my brotherI practically raised him. I took care of him in a way most people could never understand, and I still love him. But I am going to kill him, because it is right, and I have to.

— Supernatural season 5 love

Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one drop out with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.

— Supernatural season 5 will

Sam: Dean, its Valentines Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Unattached drifter Christmas?

— Supernatural season 5 christ

Castiel: What human myth has mistaken for Cupid is actually a lower order of angel. Technically its a cherub. Third class.

— Supernatural season 5 man

Cupid: Well not me, but yeah. Oh, it wasnt easy either. Oooh, they couldnt stand each other at first. But when we were done with them, perfect couple!

— Supernatural season 5 wit

Castiel: Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to Famine, but so far you seem unaffected.

— Supernatural season 5 you

Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich, or a fight.

— Supernatural season 5 sex

Bobby: Take your pick. This Benny Sutton guy was a Grade A son of a bitch. Theres a list of the living a year long wouldnt mind putting a cap in his ass.

— Supernatural season 5 mind

Ash: No more like 100 billion. So no worries, itll take those angel boys a minute to catch up. See, you got to stop thinking of Heaven as one place. Its more like a buttload of places. All crammed together. Like Disneyland. Except without all the anti-Semitism.

— Supernatural season 5 thinking

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