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Team Fortress 2

1 Meet The Team1.1 Meet The Heavy 1.2 Meet The Soldier 1.3 Meet The Demoman 1.4 Meet the Engineer 1.5 Meet The Sniper 1.6 Meet the Scout 1.7 Meet the Sandvich 1.8 Meet the Spy 1.9 Meet the Medic 1.10 Meet the Pyro
— Team Fortress 2 man
2 In-game commands and responses2.1 Demoman 2.2 Engineer 2.3 Heavy 2.4 Medic 2.5 Pyro 2.6 Scout 2.7 Sniper 2.8 Soldier 2.9 Spy 2.10 The Administrator 2.11 Merasmus the Magician 2.12 Bombinomicon 2.13 Saxton Hale from Vs. Saxton Hale Servers
— Team Fortress 2 magic
Soldier: If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and Id say he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living person could best him in the ring of honor!
— Team Fortress 2 living
Demoman: What makes me a good demoman? If I were an bad demoman, I wouldnt be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!
— Team Fortress 2 man
Demoman: a few RED Team members running in the background Lets do it! jumps out, and being shot with constant rockets seeming that there are a lot of soldiers Not one of yas gonna survive this!
— Team Fortress 2 man
Engineer: Hey, look, buddy. Im an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like, What is beauty,because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
— Team Fortress 2 philosophy
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that dont work?
— Team Fortress 2 work
Sniper: Snipings a good job, mate! Its challenging work, out-of-doors I guarantee youll not go angry, cause at the end of the day, as long as theres two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
— Team Fortress 2 people
Sniper: Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
— Team Fortress 2 death
Scout: Um I dont even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who youre talkin to?
— Team Fortress 2 art
RED Medic: Vait, vait, it gets better! Vhen ze patient voke up, his skeleton vas missing, and ze doctor vas never heard from again!
— Team Fortress 2 sin
slurring; killing a Soldier Just got two tickets to the gun show and Im not giving em to ya. Im goin with your tickets- hahaha snores wh-wha?
— Team Fortress 2 ya
under the effects of an ÜberCharge while using the grenade launcher All ya dandies, prancin about with your heads full of eyeballs!
— Team Fortress 2 ya
under the effects of an ÜberCharge while using the grenade launcher Im going to ya into thin gruel.
— Team Fortress 2 ya
under the effects of an ÜberCharge while using the grenade launcher Not one of yas gonna survive this!
— Team Fortress 2 ya
under the effects of an ÜberCharge while using the grenade launcher In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
— Team Fortress 2 language
dominating a Scout Youre like a little bunny, scurrying around, eating up your lettuce and berries!
— Team Fortress 2 you
slurring Gonna kill you and Ill keep killing you and I never cause your gonna be dead and Im gonna kill you
— Team Fortress 2 you
when having killed a player with the unlockable mini-sentry gun Some times you just need a little less gun.
— Team Fortress 2 time
when having killed a player with the Golden Wrench, turning the enemy into a statue Erectin a statue of a moron!
— Team Fortress 2 wit
when having killed a player with the Golden Wrench, turning the enemy into a statue That theres a gold plated kill!
— Team Fortress 2 wit
when having killed a player with the Golden Wrench, turning the enemy into a statue Least you aint worthless any more.
— Team Fortress 2 you
looking for, sings in Russian or jibberish This is the song where Im looking for the Wizard, and I will crush him! continues to sing
— Team Fortress 2 sin
dominating an enemy player while having Chicken Kiev equipped As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth.
— Team Fortress 2 you
receives rare items in Mann Up mode, singing Ya da da da! Best thing! Heavy owns best thing! It is his, do not touch, or he will kill you! Da dum da dum dum! laughs
— Team Fortress 2 man
dominating an enemy player while having Medimedic equipped Youre dominated! I have a Bird head! Vere both having a bad day!
— Team Fortress 2 you
Wearing Second Opinion, cart moving back Normal: WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZHE CART!? Evil Half: Zhis is YOUR fault!
— Team Fortress 2 art
wearing Sexond Opinion, dominating Normal / Evil at the same time: I have to minds about this. Both are Pretty good vith it
— Team Fortress 2 time
wearing Second Opinion, idle: Evil Half Do you ever worry you might be going mad? Normal Vell not worry. I mean Im not up at night about it. Heh.
— Team Fortress 2 evil
^ Evil Half Do you ever zhink zhat you might be going mad? Normal Oh all zhe time. I dont think its anything to vorry about.
— Team Fortress 2 time
wearing Second Opinion Evil Half Redrum REDRUM! Normal, small chuckling while talking Red? Oh! I just got that! Very clever!
— Team Fortress 2 evil
wearing Second Opinion, victory Normal Ve did it haha! Evil HalfI did it Normal Well whatever.
— Team Fortress 2 evil
wearing Second Opinion, round start Normal Lets do zhis my friends! Evil Half Kill zhem all Normal, whispering SHH! Zhats enough!
— Team Fortress 2 art
Mph fr frn fshze mph gt! possibly Was für eine Scheiße, mein Gott!; Engl. What a crap, my God!
— Team Fortress 2 god
Mrr hurrdurr hm hurr! possibly That persons a spy! Note: the line is the same even if you are targeting a player
— Team Fortress 2 you
Mmph Mehr nah memph nah memph nah merh yah! Possibly Talk about a dumbass team, their team, I tell ya!
— Team Fortress 2 ya
Mmph nah mmph mmph nah mmph nah mmph mmph! Possibly The little ones bite but theyre still not a threat
— Team Fortress 2
when a round ends with a stalemate Mrmh nah mrrmrr crudah tah! Possibly Not another cruddy tie!
— Team Fortress 2 wit
dominating a Heavy I think Ill take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what ya think about that?
— Team Fortress 2 ya
dominating a Sniper Youll never hit me, youll never hit my tiny head! Its so tiny! I got a freakin, such a tiny little head!
— Team Fortress 2 you
Pop Quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death?imitating buzzer noise Sorry, times up, youre dead!
— Team Fortress 2 death
round starts while having the Magical Mercenary equipped I am not a unicorn! I am a pink rhinoceros!
— Team Fortress 2 art
under the effects of an Übercharge while having the Magical Mercenary equipped I am an invincible unicorn!
— Team Fortress 2 magic
dominating sarcastic Oh my god, youve been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?
— Team Fortress 2 god
revenge to a Soldier Heres a touching story. Once upon a time you died and I lived happily ever after. The end.
— Team Fortress 2 time
dominating an enemy player while having Sir Shootalot equipped You and I are a lot alike, mate. Except Im an owl, and youre dead!
— Team Fortress 2 you
scoring a kill while having the Magical Mercenary equipped Becomin a unicorn was the best decision I ever made.
— Team Fortress 2 magic
under the effects of an Übercharge while having the Magical Mercenary equipped Who wants some bloody horn?!
— Team Fortress 2 magic
Dominating enemy Sniper You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins! Also: Basbo Bibbins, Barbel Bapkins, Bablo Brabbins, Balbo Biggins, Bulbo Buttons
— Team Fortress 2 you
Dominating enemy Sniper Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
— Team Fortress 2 violence
Dominating enemy Sniper I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.Explanation: Sniper is Australian.
— Team Fortress 2 you
falling down the bottomless pit in Ghost Fort/Helltower/Carnival of Carnage Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!
— Team Fortress 2 age
match start, while having Magical Mercenary equipped, in singing tone I dont know, but I been told: Im a pretty unicorn!
— Team Fortress 2 art
Receives rare item in Mann Up Mode Mine! This is mine now! There are many like it but this one is mine now!
— Team Fortress 2 man
dominating a Scout May I borrow your earpiece? mimicking Scout This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!
— Team Fortress 2 you
falling down the bottomless pit in Ghost Fort/Helltower/Carnival of Carnage short screaming Come on, I dont have all day.
— Team Fortress 2 age
successfully capturing a control point, while having the Magical Mercenary equipped I claim this point for France, and the unicorns!
— Team Fortress 2 success
payload cart nearing final point The cart has almost reached the final terminus! sometimes followed by a maniacal laugh
— Team Fortress 2 time
When server glitches upon Overtime on a KOTH map, often called Overspam Overtime! Overtime! Overtime! Overtime! Overtime! Overtime! Overtime!
— Team Fortress 2 time
to the defenders if the robots are almost to the bomb hatch in MVM Alert! Do NOT let the bomb get to the hatch!
— Team Fortress 2 end
to the defenders if the robots are almost to the bomb hatch in MVM Alert! Stop them from deploying the bomb!
— Team Fortress 2 end
ÜberCharge fate chosen You are GODS! I meant to do that! It will go badly for you! You watch.
— Team Fortress 2 god
upon selecting the Dance-Off fate And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spas-mus, in which no mere mortal can resist. The magic of Merasmus!
— Team Fortress 2 art
defeated I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years! No! A thousand! A thousand year - oh I dieeeeee!
— Team Fortress 2 die
Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, Im so scared! chuckles Come on, Im the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here.
— Team Fortress 2 evil
Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody Im the Devil now. Oh Im gonna be famous. Oh, Im gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!
— Team Fortress 2 art
Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!
— Team Fortress 2 time
Okay, lets go guys! I gotta close up Hell. Its not a 7-Eleven. laughs Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!
— Team Fortress 2 hell
Holy crap, its you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Lets go.
— Team Fortress 2 soul

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