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The Holiday 2006

Iris: [in an email to Jasper] Jasper, we both know I need to fall out of love with you. Would be great if you would let me try.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
— The Holiday 2006 good
Iris: I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didnt know you had inside you. And it doesnt matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that hell see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, youll go somewhere new. And youll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.
— The Holiday 2006 life
Graham: I have another scenario for you - Im in love with you. I apologize for the blunt delivery, but as problematic as this fact may be, Im in love... with YOU. Im not feeling this because youre leaving, and not because it feels good to feel this way... which, by the way, it does, or did before you went off like that. I cant figure out the mathematics of this, I just know I love you. I cant believe how many times Im saying it! And I never thought Id feel this way again, so thats pretty phenomenal. And I realize that I come as a package deal: 3 for the price of 1. I know my package, perhaps in the light of day, isnt all that wonderful, but I finally know what I want and that, in itself, is a miracle. And what I want is YOU.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Arthur Abbott: Ive got something for you.[picks up a corsage]Iris: [touched] Oh.Arthur Abbott: Forgive me. The last time I had a date, this this is what we did.Iris: Its beautiful.[kisses Arthur on the cheek]Arthur Abbott: If its corny, or if its going to ruin your outfit, you dont have to wear it.Iris: [Iris puts the corsage on her wrist] I like corny.[takes Arthurs hands]Iris: Im looking for corny in my life.Arthur Abbott: Thats a nice line.Iris: Its all those movies!Arthur Abbott: Okay, lets do it. Lets get this embarassment over with.Iris: Okay.
— The Holiday 2006 life
Arthur Abbott: Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same mens pajama department. The man says to the salesman, I just need bottoms, and the woman says, I just need a top. They look at each other and thats the meet cute.
— The Holiday 2006 art
Iris: Because youre hoping youre wrong. And every time she does something that tells you shes no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that shes not for you.Miles: Exactly, and on top of that theres the old standby, I cant believe a girl like that would actually be with a guy like me.
— The Holiday 2006 time
Iris: Youre supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for Gods sake!
— The Holiday 2006 life
Graham: Call me old fashioned but one doesnt have sex with women who are unconscious.
— The Holiday 2006 women
Miles: You with me, Simpkins?Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man.Miles: I know. Its always been my problem.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Arthur Abbott: [Reaches stairs to stage, Miless theme music comes on] Ill do it.[Climbs up stairs, give Iris a thumbs up at the top]Arthur Abbott: [Addressing the audience] Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Im absolutely overwhelmed... that I could climb those stairs.[Audience laughs]Arthur Abbott: I came to Hollywood over 60 years ago, and immediately fell in love with motion pictures. And its a love affair thats lasted a lifetime. When I first arrived in Tinseltown, there were no cineplexes or multiplexes. No such thing as a Blockbuster or DVD. I was here before conglomerates owned the studios. Before pictures had special effects teams. And definitely before box office results were reported like baseball scores on the nightly news.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Arthur Abbott: Iris, in the movies, we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason, youre behaving like the best friend.
— The Holiday 2006 art
Amanda: So now Im just gonna kiss you for the millionth time and say Be seeing you.[they kiss each other gently]Amanda: Be seeing you.
— The Holiday 2006 time
Amanda: I need some peace and quiet... or whatever it is people go away for.
— The Holiday 2006 people
Graham: Long distance relationships can work, you know.Amanda: Really? I cant make one work when I live in the same house with someone.
— The Holiday 2006 relationships
Amanda: Who is it?Graham: Its me. Hurry up. Its freezing.Amanda: Who are you?Graham: Iris, open the door or I swear Im gonna take a leak all over your front...[Amanda quickly opens the door]Graham: Youre not Iris. Or if you are Im much drunker than I realized. Im sorry for my profanity. I wasnt expecting you.Amanda: No, I wasnt expecting you either.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Amanda: You know, I was just thinking why would I ever leave before New Years Eve? That makes no sense at all. I mean, you didnt exactly ask me out... but you did say you loved me... so Im thinking Ive got a date. If youll have me.Graham: I have the girls New Years Eve.Amanda: Sounds perfect.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Iris: [reading aloud what she types to Amanda during live chat discussing home exchange] Im Iris, by the way. Im very normal, neat-freak, healthy, non-smoker, single...[stops, fighting back tears; then adds to herself]Iris: Hate my horrible life!Amanda: Im Amanda.[to herself]Amanda: Loner, loser and complicated wreck!
— The Holiday 2006 life
Olivia: We never have grownups here that are girls.Sophie: I know.Olivia: I really like it.Sophie: Me too.
— The Holiday 2006 girls
Amanda: Who cut out all of those beautiful stars?Sophie: We did.Olivia: The three musketeers.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Sophie: Daddy, she has more marshmallows than I do.Graham: No she doesnt, you each have five.[to Amanda]Graham: You have five too.Amanda: Thanks
— The Holiday 2006 man
Iris: [to Jasper] I dont know, but I think what Ive got is something slightly resembling... GUMPTION!
— The Holiday 2006 light
Graham: I have a cow and I sew. Hows that for hard to relate to?
— The Holiday 2006
Amanda: Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it... makes it complicated.Graham: Thats why its better to have it... some say.
— The Holiday 2006 sex
Amanda: Im not going to fall in love with you, I promise.Graham: Okay. Nicely put. Thank you.Amanda: No, its just that I know myself. Im not sure I even fall in love. Not like the way other people do. Hows that for something to admit?Graham: Well, like I said, Most Interesting Girl Award.Amanda: Im gonna try to see that as a compliment.Graham: You should. Absolutely.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Graham: Well, I cry all the time.Amanda: You do not.Graham: Yeah I do. More than any woman youve ever met.Amanda: You dont have to be this nice.Graham: It happens to be the truth.Amanda: Really?Graham: A good book, a great film, a birthday card, I weep.Amanda: Shut up.Graham: Im a major weeper.
— The Holiday 2006 truth
Graham: Im a full-time dad. Im a working parent. Im a mother and a father. Im a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. Im learning to sew. Im Mr. Napkin Head!
— The Holiday 2006 books
Olivia: You look just like my Barbie.
— The Holiday 2006 you
[In fake trailer for Deception]Lindsay Lohan: How do you have two guns?James Franco: I didnt think one would be enough.
— The Holiday 2006 you
Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!
— The Holiday 2006 art
Miles: Its Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive
— The Holiday 2006 live
Amanda: You know Graham, I just broke up with someone and considering you just showed up and youre insanely good-looking and probably wont remember me anyway... Im thinking we should have sex... If you want.Graham: Is that a trick question?
— The Holiday 2006 sex
Iris: Lowpoint!
— The Holiday 2006
Amanda: Are you D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D?Graham: No W-I-D-O-W-E-R.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Hannah: My god, Ive just noticed how pathetic you are.Iris: Really? Im *so* aware of it.
— The Holiday 2006 god
Iris: Im looking for corny in my life.
— The Holiday 2006 life
Miles: [reaching across Iris to grab something on counter] Okay, sorry about that.[pregnant pause]Miles: Boob graze.[Iris briefly surprised, then burst into merry laughter, with Miles joining in with a chuckle]Miles: That was accidental.[gazing around with sheepish smile]Miles: Accidental boob graze. Im sorry.Iris: Change of subject.[trying to restrain laughter]Miles: Okay.
— The Holiday 2006 change
Olivia: You dont like tents?
— The Holiday 2006 you
Graham: I have the classic male problem of no follow through. Absolutely never remember to call after a date - but as this wasnt a date, I guess Im off the hook.
— The Holiday 2006
Miles: The wind... its what makes it so warm this time of year. Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen.
— The Holiday 2006 war
Miles: [holds up a copy of The Graduate on DVD] Uh oh... Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio... ? I bet you didnt know, it was all written for the movie, it was a score, technically.Dustin Hoffman: I cant believe this... I cant go anywhere.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Graham: Bad?Amanda: Weird. Kissing a total stranger.Graham: Really? I do it all the time.
— The Holiday 2006 time
Amanda: [after finding out they didnt have sex] We didnt? Why not?Graham: Call me old fashioned, but I dont believe it to be appropriate to have sex with a woman who is unconcious.
— The Holiday 2006 sex
Iris: I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said, Journeys end in lovers meeting. What an extraordinary thought.
— The Holiday 2006 love
Iris: [to Miles] Dont blow away.
— The Holiday 2006
Amanda: Im leaving in nine days and that makes this complicated.Graham: Ok[they then passionately kiss]
— The Holiday 2006 passion
Olivia: Mr. NAPKINHEAD!
— The Holiday 2006
Miles: Okay. Im sorry. I didnt mean to kiss you twice... and then linger a long time on the second kiss.
— The Holiday 2006 time
Graham: Please? Okay, Ill do it quickly.[Olivia kisses him on cheek]Graham: Oh, well, thank you for that.Olivia: Youre welcome.
— The Holiday 2006 kiss
Iris: Im having a Hannukah party.Miles: Did you join a Temple since I last saw you?
— The Holiday 2006 art
[after Amanda slams the door in his face]Ethan: You didnt really wanna be a couple! You resist it in your own way.Amanda: [growling through her teeth; as she runs upstairs] *Shut UP!*Ethan: And its hard to detect how you even do it, because nobodys quite as smart as you! So youre hard to catch at it. But it always surfaces and this is what happens.Amanda: [on the balcony; looking down at him] What happened?Ethan: Things end. Just like you knew they would!
— The Holiday 2006 art
Graham: So you were totally great.Amanda: Yeah, this is a bitch.
— The Holiday 2006 man
Iris: I like corny. Im looking for corny in my life.
— The Holiday 2006 life
Graham: I have a cow, and I sew. Now hows that for hard to relate to.
— The Holiday 2006

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