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The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994

Rick Metheral: I believe the aliens are here to collect decorative spoons. My own store has been visited three times by three separate groups of aliens, and each time, although they initially expressed a lot of interest in the beer mug shaped like a tit, their only purchase was the Stevenville commemorative spoon. In fact, the last group complained, quite tellingly, I think. They said, Why dont you have a spoon that just says Earth? It would save time.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 time

Sir Simon Milligan: Let me guess, this is... Jed?Hecubus: No. No. This is Julio. AAAI-YI-YI-YIIIIIII.Sir Simon Milligan: Now were cooking with EVIL gas. Now Julio, how long have you been in the brain, may I ask?Hecubus: I have... okay I cant take it - its still Fred. I got you. I got you good. Hahaha.Sir Simon Milligan: ...eeevil.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 evil

Gavin: My mom says that if theres a depression, that Ill have to enter a dance marathon.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 depression

Alien #1: Ready the anal probe.Alien #2: Anal probe is ready.Alien #1: Commence anal probing.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 men

Alien Anal Probe Victim: Why does everything always happen to me?

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 lie

Bruce: I dont think we look alike. For one thing, Im not a big fat bald guy.Big fat bald guy: Well, not yet.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 think

Buddy Cole: Show business is full of actors, singers, dancers, models. And then theres me: Actor, singer, dancer, model... Canadian.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 business

Dave: Well, this is the place Ive been telling you about.Kevin: Yeah, its really nice. So, what do you eat when you come here?Dave: Well, Ill tell ya. If youre gonna eat here, youve got to try the Shitty Soup.Kevin: Shitty Soup?Dave: Oh yeah, everyone that comes here has the Shitty Soup.Kevin: It doesnt sound that great.Dave: Oh, its not, its awful. Thats why they call it shitty.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 ya

Gunslinger: I once shot a man just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and missed it.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 man

Mr. B: An optimist says, The drink is half full. A pessimist says, The drink is half full, but I might have bowel cancer.

— The Kids in the Hall TV Series 1988–1994 cancer

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