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The Sweetest Thing 2002

[to little boy sitting in the pew in front of her in church]Courtney: Turn around.[Little boy shakes his head]Courtney: Turn around.[Little boy shakes his head]Courtney: Look, its Jesus. Look at Jesus!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 jesus
Courtney: How could you not know what a glory hole is?Christina: Well unlike my WHORE friend Courtney Rockcliff, I dont usually spend much time in mens public bathrooms.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 time
Christina: Wanna hear some poetry? There once was a man from Bandoo. Who fell asleep in a canoe. He dreamed of Venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 poetry
Christina: Youre too big to fit in here...[covers her front]Courtney: Too big to fit in HERE...[smacks butt]Courtney: OW! Unh!Jane: Too big to fit in here...[covers mouth and moans]Christina: [Patrons begin playing music and drumming on things] Oh, my God!Courtney: Oh my god, we are in Fame right now!Christina, Jane, Courtney: [All singing] What a lovely rideJane: Your penis is a thrill!Christina: Your penis is a Cadillac!Courtney: A giant Coupe DeVille!Christina, Jane, Courtney: [All singing] Your penis packs a wallop, your penis brings a load.Courtney: And when it makes delivery...Christina: It needs its own zip code! Nine-double zero PENIS!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 love
Christina: Dont go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 christ
Jane: My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 body
Peter: I had them take out all the calories for you.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 you
Christina: Ew! What is that?Courtney: What is what?Christina: You dont smell that?Courtney: Smell what? I dont smell anything.Christina: Oh Jesus! Youre used to it, and thats, thats whats really scary!Courtney: I dont smell anything!Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!Courtney: Wait a minute, come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back.Christina: You did!Courtney: I did, about a week a ago. I did, its the ass! It must be the ass!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 jesus
Courtney: Maybe its you. Did somethin crawl up your poonani?Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!Christina: High five on the clean poonani![Gives a high five]Courtney: Bitch!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 art
Christina, Jane, Courtney: [All Singing] What a lovely ride!Jane: Your penis is a thrill!Christina: Your penis is a CadillacJane: A giant Coupe DeVille!Christina, Jane, Courtney: [All singing] Your penis packs a wallop, your penis brings a load!Christina: And when it makes delivery...Christina, Jane, Courtney: [All singing] It needs its own zipcodeChristina: Nine-Double Zero, Penis!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 love
Peter: Id be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.Roger: You cause anal leakagePeter: It says so on the bag.Roger: [reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth] What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 age
Voice: Theres someone in here.Christina: Sorry.Voice: It might be a while.Christina: How long?Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and Im shitting out a Buick!Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 night
Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.Jane: Pised?
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 moon
Jane: I was taking inventory in the back.Mr. Mooney: Yeah, my Aunt Fanny!Jane: Ew.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 moon
Christina: [Reading] Follow the yellow brick road? Huh! Im following the yellow brick road... following the yellow brick...Christina: [Comes across a picture of a dog with a hole in its mouth, she gasps] MUFFY! You look like my old doggy Muffy! Whats in your mouth? Whats in your mouth?[more seriously]Christina: What do you got in there?[looks into the hole]Man in the Glory Hole: Surprise!
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 reading
Courtney: Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 art
Gramps: You shoulda poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 you
[holds up arm shaking the fat on it]Courtney: Look at this, no what is that, no, what is that, no seriously what is that? Its like Hello, Hi, Hi, How are you?
— The Sweetest Thing 2002 hell

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