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The Addams Family musical

Grandma: When I break wind it can start the windmills on an old Dutch painting. Three words people: total, body, make-over! Legs, hair, boobs, the full enchilada! Call me cougar, but I betcha there's a couple of ninety year old hotties out there waiting to take their teeth out and chow down on a Grandma sandwich! Time, my dear, is a thief. she'll steal your soul and flee on little fairy wings. STAY OUT OF MY SHIT OR I'LL RIP YOUR LEG OFF AND BURY IT IN THE BACKYARD! ...I love you... Ok kids... STOP THAT UNDER SCORE...
— The Addams Family musical
Three words people: total, body, make-over! Legs, hair, boobs, the full enchilada! Call me cougar, but I betcha theres a couple of ninety year old hotties out there waiting to take their teeth out and chow down on a Grandma sandwich!
— The Addams Family musical people
Time, my dear, is a thief. shell steal your soul and flee on little fairy wings. STAY OUT OF MY SHIT OR ILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF AND BURY IT IN THE BACKYARD! I love you
— The Addams Family musical love
Youre probably thinking: what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about love? But I, too, am in love. Fester loves
— The Addams Family musical love
Are thy now prepared to join thy fabulous mother? She of skin so pale, eyes so deep, and DRESS cut down to Venezuela!
— The Addams Family musical mother
Have you met my daughter? This is Wednesday, the best thing that will ever happen to you Dont screw it up.
— The Addams Family musical you
finds himself infested in hostile a land infested with mosquitos, rattle snakes, and many retired jewish peoples! But he manages to save three forks, this rapier and 5 million pieces of eight or eight million pieces of five. The record is unclear.
— The Addams Family musical people
And you must be young Lucas! Unless of course you are the father and you are the son with a massive thyroid problem! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha I go to far!
— The Addams Family musical you
this dinner puts me in mind of my great ancestor Hector Fernando Escondido Chimichanga a man hated by the church but clever with a quip. In fact upon being burned alive he said to the priest hed be pink in the middle, a little crispy on the outside! Of course {cut off by Wednesday}
— The Addams Family musical mind
You think to make off with my daughter? Where is the talk of dowry. Perhaps an exchange of cattle so many bushels of wheat.
— The Addams Family musical change

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