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The Amanda Show

Whoopi Goldberg: All right, people! And now, the moment youve all been waiting for: the award for the best website in the world! And the winner for the best website is opens envelope and waits for drum roll to end www.AmandaPlease.com by Penelope Taynt! Penelope Taynt, come on up, girlfriend!
— The Amanda Show war
4 Judge Trudy4.1 Introduction 4.2 Bailiffs Orders 4.3 I hereby sentence you4.3.1 Defendant cant pay the fine 4.4 Conclusion 4.5 Dialogue4.5.1 Collage Teacher
— The Amanda Show age
10 Catchphrases10.1 Amanda 10.2 Penelope Taynt 10.3 Totally Kyle 10.4 The Girls Room 10.5 Judge Trudy 10.6 So You Wanna Win 5 Dollars? 10.7 Tony Pajamas
— The Amanda Show man
13 Commercials13.1 Little Crazy Hat Man 13.2 Why Not Sumo? 13.3 Allowance Doubler 13.4 LunchBay.com 13.5 Meatloaf Crunch
— The Amanda Show man
My name is Penelope Paynt. Im Amandas number one fan. I have my very own Amanda website: www.AmandaPlease.com.
— The Amanda Show man
Amanda: And everyone here on the show really makes me feel at home. The only thing missing is my room.
— The Amanda Show man
Audience member 1: Hey, Amanda. Since youre the star of the show, do you think you can get pizza and flowers delivered to you in under 30 seconds by two of your favorite TV stars?
— The Amanda Show man
Amanda: Okay, look. I have to be totally honest with you guys. Im really not in the best mood. audience groans Well, see, look; heres the problem. I usually get really nice letters from fans of the show, but yesterday, I got this. She pulls out a letter. Listen to what this kid wrote: Dear Amanda, I hate The Amanda Show! audience gasps Sincerely, Michael. P.S. I hate your show! Can you believe what this kid, Michael, wrote?
— The Amanda Show hate
Amanda: Okay, calm down! Easy! Easy! Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
— The Amanda Show men
Amanda: Except for that guy. Okay, look; since this Michael kid hates the show, I think I should go talk to him about it. Yeah?
— The Amanda Show hate
Amanda: Okay, lets see. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight, and Ill go see what this kids problem is.
— The Amanda Show man
Amanda waves goodbye and walks off the set. The camera cuts to Michaels house, where she knocks on the door, and Michaels mother answers.
— The Amanda Show man
Amanda looks at the TV screen with a very confused look on her face. Eventually it dawns on her that Michael is tuning in to the wrong program thinking it was The Amanda Show.
— The Amanda Show thinking
She takes the remote and changes the channel to The Amanda Show, which currently shows the Crazy Courtney sketch where Courtney runs for class president, and wins by cheating in the form of humiliating her opponent.
— The Amanda Show change
Michael: laughs after watching This IS pretty funny! laughs some more Oh, you rock! laughs even more This is a great show!
— The Amanda Show funny
Amanda looks into the camera which zooms out to reveal the studio monitors showing her at the house.
— The Amanda Show man
Penelope: Sir! My name is Penelope Taynt! Im Amandas number one fan! I have my very own Amanda website: www.AmandaPlease.com.
— The Amanda Show man
Penelope: Think about it, simple boy! With Blake gone, youll get to play all of his parts on the show.
— The Amanda Show art
Announcer: This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy. When you have a beef, dont take the beef into your own hands. Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy. Okay.
— The Amanda Show you
to buy your son a brand new 33-inch television; furthermore, I sentence you to play dodge ball with three bitter Marines! Let the games begin!
— The Amanda Show vision
She turns and shows a globe is glued to her butt. The judge bangs the gavel to quiet the gallery, who was snickering.
— The Amanda Show
Judge Trudy: bangs gavel I hereby sentence you to be sold to the highest bidder in the court room!
— The Amanda Show you
In her dream, Penelope is nominated for an award for her website, www.AmandaPlease.com, on an awards program presented by Whoopi Goldberg. This is one of the Stop Motion Amanda segments.
— The Amanda Show war
Announcer: The Allowance Doubler! It will make you rich, which will make you popular, which will make you happy!
— The Amanda Show happy
One time, I had this, like, double cheeseburger, and it was, like, good, and the juice was all, like, double, and it was, like, the best double cheeseburger that I ever, like, had, like, ever, in my life, and then a week later, I like, threw up.
— The Amanda Show life

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