The Honeymooners

#439913 The Honeymooners

In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, There are three times in a mans life when he wants to be alone: one, when hes communing with his thoughts; two, when hes being tender with his wife; and three, when hes in the isolation booth on The $64,000 Question. .

The Honeymooners - In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, There are three times in a mans life when he wants to be alone: one, when hes communing with his thoughts; two, when hes being tender with his wife; and three, when hes in the isolation booth on The $64,000 Question. views: 38 The Honeymooners life quotes
#439917 The Honeymooners

Ralph cant remove a ring from his finger Ralph: We got any lard laying around here? Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds. Ralph: Oh, youre gonna get yours! .

The Honeymooners - Ralph cant remove a ring from his finger Ralph: We got any lard laying around here? Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds. Ralph: Oh, youre gonna get yours! views: 21 The Honeymooners you quotes
#439915 The Honeymooners

Norton has been fired from his job Ol Ed Norton, reliable ol Ed Norton, working 17 years in the sewer. And now everythings down the drain! .

The Honeymooners - Norton has been fired from his job Ol Ed Norton, reliable ol Ed Norton, working 17 years in the sewer. And now everythings down the drain! views: 20 The Honeymooners work quotes
#439921 The Honeymooners

Ralph is outraged that he and Alice now have a phone Ralph: Whats the matter, is yelling out the window too good for you now? Was it raining out? Alice: Yelling out the window is bad manners. Ralph: Dont you make any nasty remarks about my mother. Shes been yelling out the window for 80 years! Alice: Yeah? And before she lost her voice, there were more people listening to her than to Amos n Andy. .

The Honeymooners - Ralph is outraged that he and Alice now have a phone Ralph: Whats the matter, is yelling out the window too good for you now? Was it raining out? Alice: Yelling out the window is bad manners. Ralph: Dont you make any nasty remarks about my mother. Shes been yelling out the window for 80 years! Alice: Yeah? And before she lost her voice, there were more people listening to her than to Amos n Andy. views: 20 The Honeymooners people quotes
#439911 The Honeymooners

To Alices mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!! .

The Honeymooners - To Alices mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!! views: 19 The Honeymooners mystery quotes
#439918 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Me and my silly pride. Well, I promise you this, Norton: Im gonna learn. Im gonna learn from here on out how to swallow my pride. Norton: Well, that ought not to be too hard; youve learned how to swallow everything else. Ralph: GET OUT! .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Me and my silly pride. Well, I promise you this, Norton: Im gonna learn. Im gonna learn from here on out how to swallow my pride. Norton: Well, that ought not to be too hard; youve learned how to swallow everything else. Ralph: GET OUT! views: 19 The Honeymooners pride quotes
#439920 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Youre the type of person that would bend waaaaay over to pick up a purse on April Fools Day. I wouldnt. Alice: You couldnt. .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Youre the type of person that would bend waaaaay over to pick up a purse on April Fools Day. I wouldnt. Alice: You couldnt. views: 19 The Honeymooners you quotes
#439912 The Honeymooners

Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf First, you step up and address the ball. To golf ball Hello, ball! .

The Honeymooners - Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf First, you step up and address the ball. To golf ball Hello, ball! views: 18 The Honeymooners teaching quotes
#439914 The Honeymooners

In response to Ralph being temporarily laid off I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water. .

The Honeymooners - In response to Ralph being temporarily laid off I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water. views: 18 The Honeymooners you quotes
#439919 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts? Alice: Eat em, like any other elephant! .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts? Alice: Eat em, like any other elephant! views: 18 The Honeymooners wit quotes
#439922 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Dont start that again, Alice. No wife of mine is gonna work. I got my pride. You know, no Kramden woman has ever supported her husband. The Kramden men are the workers in the family. Alice: Wait a minute, Ralph. What about your father? For a long time there he didnt work at all. Ralph: But neither did my mother. At least he kept his pride, Alice. He went on relief. .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Dont start that again, Alice. No wife of mine is gonna work. I got my pride. You know, no Kramden woman has ever supported her husband. The Kramden men are the workers in the family. Alice: Wait a minute, Ralph. What about your father? For a long time there he didnt work at all. Ralph: But neither did my mother. At least he kept his pride, Alice. He went on relief. views: 18 The Honeymooners time quotes
#439916 The Honeymooners

Alice: Ill go fix my lipstick. I wont be gone long, Killer. I call you Killer cause you slay me. Ralph: And Im calling Bellevue cause youre nuts! .

The Honeymooners - Alice: Ill go fix my lipstick. I wont be gone long, Killer. I call you Killer cause you slay me. Ralph: And Im calling Bellevue cause youre nuts! views: 16 The Honeymooners you quotes
#439923 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Thats the trouble with you, Alice. You dont know the latest developments! Alice: I dont know the latest developments??! Who is it that lets your pants out every other day?? .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Thats the trouble with you, Alice. You dont know the latest developments! Alice: I dont know the latest developments??! Who is it that lets your pants out every other day?? views: 16 The Honeymooners men quotes

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