101sharequotes Quotes Topics Famous Occupations Motivation Inspirational Life Love Funny Success Friendship ☰

The Muppet Show

Waldorf: Thats one of the reasons I always thought the Muppets are weird. They think explosions are funny. Explosions arent funny.
— The Muppet Show funny
Robot Kermit: Hey, listen, how about you, and me getting together, and making some steam heat. Huh, snuggle bunny?
— The Muppet Show you
Robot Kermit: Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Ah, a marriage made in heaven! A frog and a pig. And we can have bouncing baby figs!
— The Muppet Show marriage
Announcer: And so Dr Bobs record is still good, it is top on the medical fame, with a bullet, tune in next when we will hear nurse Piggy say
— The Muppet Show good
Miss Piggy: Kermit, dear, did you know that every time we have a beautiful girl on this show, you forget about me?
— The Muppet Show time
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Think of the safety. Think of the sense of well-being. And, at last, your family can be protected from the heartbreak of gorilla invasion.
— The Muppet Show art
Rowlf the Dog: You think thats bad? For the first three months of my life there was a newspaper strike!
— The Muppet Show life
Sam the Eagle: If you are like me, and you certainly must be, you are appalled and shocked at the weird, unnatural things going on tonight.
— The Muppet Show weird
Kermit: That was great! And, you are just wonderful, Valerie! I tell you, you are going out on that stage a star, but you are gonna be coming back a chorus girl, right?
— The Muppet Show age
Scooter: I – I was just in my stars dressing room, and I saw the most ghoulish, fiendish-looking face in the closet!
— The Muppet Show sin
Milton Berle: Uh-Huh! Uh-Huh! I heard about them before, its beginning. You are the two guys that I hear about heckling from the box, huh? There they are ladies and gentlemen. Take a good look at them. Starski & Crutch. Now dont start with me boys, dont start
— The Muppet Show art
Berle: Ha, ha, ha, the audience! Ha, ha, ha! Dont paying any attention to old folks, With a nice child and a family of eight! Let me tells the story.
— The Muppet Show family
Kermit: A tap-dancing chicken act? Gonzo, Ive never heard of anything as ridiculous as a dancing chicken.
— The Muppet Show dancing
Kermit the Frog: Before we go, We will like to thank tonights special guest star, Miss Nancy ACHOOO!
— The Muppet Show night
Kermit: Listen, its very healthy to see what other people in the field are doing. And it is an enriching experience.
— The Muppet Show people
Kermit: I mean, you know, if you can afford to pay off the audience, and buy all those flowers, and the fur, and the mail, and all that stuff
— The Muppet Show you
Link Hogthrob: At least we could have brought a TV set. Im missing all of my favorite bowling shows.
— The Muppet Show sin
Dr. Julius Strangepork: Well, The red light means stop, The green light means go, and the yellow light means.
— The Muppet Show light
Jaye P.: Oh, thank you, Kermit. Nice of you to say so. Id like to say Im really indifferent about being here.
— The Muppet Show you
Fozzie: Yeah. I know, yeah Kermit, about that poultry, you see, yesterdaythe duck hunting season began.
— The Muppet Show you
Kermit: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Switzerland has given us some watches, some chocolate, and some silliness. And, we take you now to the Alps for the latter.
— The Muppet Show men
Gonzo: Kermit, cancel my bread impersonation act! They didnt deliver my poppy seeds. You wouldnt want me to walk out there NAKED, would you?
— The Muppet Show live
Bob Hope: Yeah, But wait a minute. We are in the middle of the desert. And where is the music coming from?
— The Muppet Show hope
Bob Hope: Ejects the cassette from the tape deck, and reads at the audio cassette To the audience Stereophonic horse! Puts the cassette back into the tape deck
— The Muppet Show hope
John Cleese: Of course Im a pirate! I have a hat, a parrot and a hook. What else should I be? A management consultant?
— The Muppet Show men
Cloris: All right then, Ill spell it out for you. You are a pig. P-I-G. You are not a frog. F-R-O-G. No, you are not a frog, and nothing that you say will ever convince me that you a frog. Nothing!
— The Muppet Show you
Kermit: What, you mean the number with the pigs dressed as pirates, and the chickens playing some bagpipes, and you dancing with a 7-foot door knob?
— The Muppet Show you
Kermit: I just want to know more about this wedding sketch, I mean. Ive got to learn my lines, Piggy.
— The Muppet Show learn
Kermit the Frog: Thank you, Thank you, And welcome again to The Muppet Show. And we have great show because our guest star is on our favorite German actress, Mrs. Elke Sommer. But before we get to her, Ladies and Gentlemen: Bobby Bensons Baby Band!
— The Muppet Show men
Kermit the Frog: Welcome to The Muppet Show. We have great show tonight, Because our special guest star a famous director, screen writer, and the star of the popular movie called Rocky, Sylvester Stallone.
— The Muppet Show writer
Kermit the Frog: Well, We have to say goodbye. And we dont have much else to say. But before we go, We want to say thank you to our special guest star, Sylvester Stallone! YAYYYYYYYYYY!
— The Muppet Show good
Sylvester Stallone: Well, Kermit. I had a wonderful time. I hope I didnt hurt you by talking to your punching bag.
— The Muppet Show hope
Kermit the Frog: Well, We will see you again next time on The Muppet Show! You all have been a wonderful laugh track.
— The Muppet Show time
Kermit the Frog: Usually at this time, I would have said good night to the audience, But do you mind if you can say it, Your way?
— The Muppet Show time
Kermit: Ungh! And now, here he is, ladies and gentlemen, uh, your one and youre welcome to him, Gonzo the Great! Off, off, off, off, off!!
— The Muppet Show men
Gonzo: But I just do not understand, you people! Immortality is out for grahams! But you dont deserve it!
— The Muppet Show people
Gonzo: What a terrific idea! Ill hypnotize myself. Ill go down in history! Ahem. Look deep into my eyes! Make my mind a complete blank. My eye-lids are getting heavy. I am falling into my power. When I count 3, I will have the strength of an army! 1, 2, 3! Release the ropes!
— The Muppet Show history
Dudley Moore: As he tries to tune his piano Thank you, Scooter. But you see, I am having a bit a trouble getting this piano tuned. Can you give me an A?
— The Muppet Show you
Waldorf: Statler is not here tonight. He is sick from the swineflu. But he asked his wife to fill in for him.
— The Muppet Show night
Kermit: Well folks, our own Scooter has prepared an act for us. He cant play very well, but hes worked very hard on this, and after listening to Mark and Angus Gershwin Gargling, anything should sound good.
— The Muppet Show work
Scooter: That photographer from Tongue Magazine. You and Miss Piggy are being secretly married down Las Vegas.
— The Muppet Show you
Kermit the Frog: THATS A BOLD-FACE LIE, PIGGY!!! I WILL NOT HANG AROUND WHEN YOU DO DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE DONE TO ME TO MANY TIMES, PIGGY. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! NO, I WONT STAND FOR IT!
— The Muppet Show time
Carol Burnett: Kermit, I dont want to hurt your feelings, but this is one of the three worst shows Ive ever seen.
— The Muppet Show feelings
Hal Linden: What are you talking about? There was a lot of confusions and chaos, and a lot of running around like mindless maniacs.
— The Muppet Show mind
Kermit the Frog: At this time, I usually say good night to everybody, But Tonight I appreciated if you said it Your way.
— The Muppet Show time
Dudley Moore: As he tries to tune his piano Thanks, Scooter. So Im having a bit a trouble getting this piano in tune. Can you give me an A?
— The Muppet Show you

Share your thoughts on The Muppet Show quotes with the community:

Maybe you are looking for The Muppet Show quotes, The Muppet Show sayings?

Here are quotes most suitable for various topics. In the web you can find use by keywords: quotes The Muppet Show The Muppet Show quotes The Muppet Show sayings The Muppet Show famous quotes The Muppet Show best quotes

101sharequotes Quotes Topics Famous Occupations Motivation Inspirational Life Love Funny Success Friendship