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The Nanny

C. C.: Hello Steve, C.C. Babcock. I understand youre a professor. And youre going out with Nanny Fine. Whats the matter, research wouldnt give you a chimp?
— The Nanny hell
Fran: Dr. Miller, I had the weirdest dream last night. Grandma Yetta was running down a football field carrying a bridal bouquet and Count Basie was waiting for her at the end zone when Miss Piggy comes walking by carrying a very lean corn beef sandwich and says: You are not getting any younger.
— The Nanny dream
Fran: Oh, please! I come from Flushing. There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I havent seen before. Except maybe their trust funds.
— The Nanny trust
Fran: Their marriage didnt work because theyre from two different worlds just like us. I mean youre the sophisticated classy Jocelyn, and Im Lester, the poor schlub who worked for you.
— The Nanny marriage
Fran: You doing the bing bing? I love that you feel so comfortable that you want to be totally honest with me so let me be totally honest with you Get upstairs!! What are you, crazy?! Youre never leaving my house again!!
— The Nanny love
Fran: Straight from jazzercise in her thong leotards. And you know, she dont wait outside neither. Shed wanna come in and meet all your little friends.
— The Nanny friends
Niles: grabs picture from Fran Miss Fine, I cant see why this picture makes you yearn for a child. I could see a Lhasa Apso
— The Nanny you
Fran: aw he mustve been so cute in his little crib, with his lil silver pacifier in his little three pieced diaper
— The Nanny cute
Niles: Ms. Babcock, you always underestimate yourself. You have a lot to offer a man. Youre witty, youre sophisticated, youre beautiful, youre sexy
— The Nanny sex
C. C.: Dont you see, Bobbi Flekman is an amalgamation of the two of us. She is everything he is searching for in a woman. Points to herself Beauty, brains, and Points to Fran a slut.
— The Nanny beauty
Fran: If God listened to my mother, Id be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. stares at the ceiling She forgot to say married?!
— The Nanny god
Fran: Just for the future, Mr. Sheffield, when the kids say: Fran said no, thats the big robot going: Danger, Will Robinson!
— The Nanny future
Fran: Oh my attorney present. Oh-oh you know what, Im not going to get him anything. Lets see how he does first.
— The Nanny present
Fran: Really?! Now you see I just thought I had a thing for jazz and the Muppets. Duh! Im gonna stop obsessing on wanting to be married and follow my dream. From here on end, Im gonna be a more interesting mature independent woman. Maybe then hell propose.
— The Nanny dream
Fran: She dont have a key to the house, does she? Oh, Mr. Sheffield, maybe its all for the best.
— The Nanny best
Maxwell: Oh, I dont know. Maybe from SOME BIG FAT BUTLER SCREAMING IT IN HER FACE! Niles clutches his heart, takes something out from his pocket, and puts it in his mouth Oh, stop it, I know those are bloody Tic-Tacs!
— The Nanny art
Mr. Sheffield: Good bloody luck to her catching one because men seldom date women who say the word schlub and rarely marry those who spit!
— The Nanny women
Mr. Sheffield: I want to take care of you for the rest of your life. It would give me great pleasure if you would
— The Nanny life
Mr. Sheffield: Officer, thank goodness youre here. Look, our nanny is missing. She stormed out of the house this morning and we havent seen her since.
— The Nanny good
Mr. Sheffield: People want to do business with me because Im, well, cute. Big bushy hair, English accent. Im a one-man mop-top British invasion.
— The Nanny people
Mr. Sheffield: Thats rather like discovering the atomic bomb. Sounds good in theory but millions will suffer!
— The Nanny good
Mr. Sheffield: You blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind; made us all feel alive again. For that alone, Ill love you forever.
— The Nanny love
Niles: Actually, I was just wondering why I dont have a social life but you cleared that right up for me. Thank you, sir.
— The Nanny life
Niles: Ms. Fine and Ms. Babcock walking arm-in arm. Isnt that one of the Biblical signs of the Apocalypse?
— The Nanny walking
Niles: Oh, sir, its not so bad when you consider I DID ALL THAT! You know, come to think of it, you are too old to have a baby.
— The Nanny you
Yetta: Dont worry, Frannie. Your fathers a very good man. Sylvia wouldnt throw that away for some fling.
— The Nanny man

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