The Sopranos: Season 3

1 Season 31.1 Mr. Ruggerios Neighborhood 1.2 Proshai, Livushka 1.3 Fortunate Son 1.4 Employee of the Month 1.5 Another Toothpick 1.6 University 1.7 Second Opinion 1.8 He is Risen 1.9 The Telltale Moozadell 1.10 To Save Us All From Satans Power 1.11 Pine Barrens 1.12 Amour Fou 1.13 Army of One

— The Sopranos: Season 3 power

Tony Soprano: to FBI agents, from his car Listen, Ill save you some gas, Im just goin down ta the stationery store, then Ill be right back. You dont gotta follow me like yesterday. Aight?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 age

Tony Soprano: Yeah, well thats natural. But youre with us now. So why dont youuhleave the morbid shit back at Juniors crew anduhhave a happy birthday.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 happy

Carmela Soprano: If you want her to be with him, just keep it up. Keep playing the race card. Youre gonna drive her right into his arms. about Meadow dating Noah

— The Sopranos: Season 3 dating

Tony Soprano: Tanenbaum. Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didnt check Jewish did you?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Tony Soprano: See, thats the kind o thing Im hopin to avoid. So when my little girl comes down the stairs, youre gonna say how nice it was to meet me, then youre gonna go drop her off at school and youre gonna say Goodbye.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 good

Tony Soprano: Hey, Im on the street. Thats the arrangement. Stay home, clip your coupons. Be a happy man.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 men

Janice Soprano: I meanII do know what moms wishes were, but not to have a wake or a funeral, I mean makes us look like were unloving children, not to mention cheapskates.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 children

Tony Soprano: Thats too bad, I said lunch meet. You want a drink? Lose the glasses. Im gonna say a few things. Im gonna say some bad words. Youre just gonna have to deal with it. Now I know what youre thinkin, youre thinkin I clipped your uncle. On the one hand, youd be a shithead to believe me when I told you I didnt do it. But I didnt. Now I got some bad news for you. Look at me. Look at me. Your uncle was a rat.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 words

Tony Soprano: Jackie, Im a member of your family almostyou think Im the only one that knows this about Richie, you ask anybody. This hurt all of us.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 family

Tony Soprano: Your dad and me, you know how close we were? He never wanted this for you. He wanted you to be a doctor.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Tony Soprano: Let me tell you somethingbesides the money, which there is a shitload of, doctors a very powerful position.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 power

Jackie Aprile, Jr: Im no doctor. You know how hard you have to work to get your MD? How many years it takes? I was even thinkin maybe osteopathybut I dont think I have the grades for that even.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 work

Tony Soprano: But you should know, he never wanted this life for you, and Ill tell you somethin, I dont want it for my son either.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 life

Carmela Soprano: Maybe the fact that you stick your dick into anything with a pulseyou ever thought of exploring that as a root cause?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 thought

Tony Soprano: Youre with the township right? I think I had dinner with your boss last week. Tony Soprano.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Officer Wilmore: Would you please remove the license from the wallet. Do you know why I stopped you sir?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Tony Soprano: Yeah I do. Ill tell you what, why dont you and your wife have dinner, on me. And you can tell her about it.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Ralph Cifaretto: I have to start taking care of your for the baby. If its a boy, well name him Ralph after me. If its a girl, well name her Tracee after you, this way she can grow up to be a cock-sucking slob just like her mother.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 art

Uncle Junior: Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair.

— The Sopranos: Season 3

Tony Soprano: Wellyou know, youre gettin better. Thats the important thing. You look better too.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Uncle Junior: If youre gonna lie to me, tell me theres a broad waitin in the car who wants to tongue my balls.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Uncle Junior: No need. You say sign, I sign. You tell me to take a crap on the deck o the Queen Mary, an hour later, theyre hosin it down with disinfectant.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 sin

Dino Zerilli: So whats this shit I hear about Tony havin a fight with Ralph Cifarettosomethin about thanksgivin?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 fight

Jackie Aprile, Jr.: You should get the nurse to help youthats what they get paid formaybe shell be fine and give you a cheap thrill.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 youth

Tony Soprano: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 story

Tony Soprano: Dont tell me you were happier when she was goin out with that uhJamaal Ginsburg, the hasidic homeboy.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 home

Paulie Walnuts: We were talkin the other day about that fat piece o shit. When he got back from Boca in Christmas in 95, how he wasnt himself.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 self

Paulie Walnuts: Eh, whats to know. You ask em what they want for Christmas, you give em a nice toy, and thats the end of it.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 christ

Paulie Walnuts: You think were diggin a hole. Thats right shithead, get to work. I know the grounds kind o hard, but give it some o that Siberian action.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 work

Valery: Vishto davitzishtov na chaladna. You think the cold bothers me? Nodvam colodna. Amenya niet. I wash my balls with ice water! Ya payatsiev caladeeva deechadyeel. This is warm. Amerikozeh Sronye. You American pieces of shit. Poo! Valery Spits

— The Sopranos: Season 3 war

Christopher Moltisanti: So how far is it to Atlantic City? Valery swings the shovel right into Chriss head and slams him hard. Then he hits Paulie with the other end of the shovel right in his stomach and runs off.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 christ

Paulie Walnuts: You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. about Valery

— The Sopranos: Season 3 believe

Bobby Baccilieri: Its hard to say. Flesh wound maybe. Head shot, I dunno. On the other hand, anythings possible.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 lie

Tony Soprano: Alright. But lets be clear on this right now. This cocksucka crawls out from under a rock, hes your problem, not mine. You deal with Slava, you take the heat. You pay the price. Capice?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Paulie Walnuts: Chris pisses Ohhhh!!! Do that by yer own window. window pronounced windah I dont wanna smell yer piss.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 lie

Ralph Cifaretto: 350 buys you a hello. Watchin your backthats gonna require a little more initiative on your part.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 art

Ralph Cifaretto: Tell me Romeo, now that ya moved back home, are you gonna be humpin Tony Sopranos little girl on our couch?

— The Sopranos: Season 3 ya

Pizza Restaurant Owner: Guys, if youre gonna smoke, take it outside. Spanish customers ignore the owner

— The Sopranos: Season 3 you

Tony Soprano: I tell ya one thing though, Im not gonna make the same mistake with AJ. He got expelled. Him were sendin to military school.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 ya

Tony Soprano: Oh will you stop! Theyre soldiers. And the United States Army hardly ever goes to war anymore.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 war

Carmela Soprano: He will be subjected to the discipline of kids hardly older than himself. Does that seem smart? Boys his age still kill frogs and small animals.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 art

Carmela Soprano: No, that is what Im trying to tell you. He is still a child. Hes a normal child. Hes made some mistakes. God knows, hes got a shitload to learn about life. That does not mean that Im gonna let you send him to the type of school whose whole reason for being is to make him follow orders by instilling fear.

— The Sopranos: Season 3 life

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