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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Maddie: No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt I was direct and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!
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Cody: Oh its ok, Im not that strange except when I get really nervous I cant stop talking which is odd because Im aware of it and youd think Id know better but for some strange reason
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Maddie: The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks thats cool?
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Mrs. Harrington: I think its so nice that this wonderful young girl lets a struggling singer and her two twin boys live in her suite.
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Zack: Sorry, were watching the counter for Maddie. Were not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.
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Moseby: Esteban, I want gift baskets for all these guests immediately. Oh, and some catnip for our feline friends.
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Carey: Mr. Mosebys just doing his job. He needs to keep this hotel running smooth and you tend to be un-smooth.
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Maddie: I just wanted to make a little money so a could buy myself a few nice things, because some of us have to work and dont get sent to Paris as a punishment for breaking into Johnny Ripps dressing room. Man, it stinks in here!
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Carey: Serge, you know, that poem you wrote me was so lovely, I wrote a little something for you. Violets are Blue. Roses are Red. My boys were right. Go soak your head.
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Zack: Yeah, its great. If she has a boyfriend, shell be so busy being all girly with him, shell leave us alone!
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Zack: to Cody Did you hear that? Maddie wants me to dance with her at the prom. I better practice my kissing.
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Cody: Silly song? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a silly song! Schools Out is an expose of the trials and tribulations andemoned to the public school experience!
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Cody: Wanna agree on something else? If we dont get out of here, we wont have any chances of winning!
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Zack: I know hes having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. Its like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.
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Carey: to Zack My point is, were in more danger here than he is there. a car starting is then heard
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Moseby: to London, outside FORWARD, NOT REVERSE! he and London then crash into same room Carey and Zack are
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Carey: Well, I hope you love your room, because thats where youre going to be until youre old enough to drive!
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Moseby: Its not something that you spell, It is a gear shift. The letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!
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London: Oh, its easy! Ive been watching my chauffeur do it for years! But I have to pass their silly test first! Here. puts a packet on the counter Quiz me, candy girl.
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Maddie: Okay. Oh, heres one. reading from the packet When is it acceptable to park near a red curb?
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Maddie: How does someone who was forced in the middle of the night to drive down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act natural?!
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Esteban: Oh, Mr. Moseby, forgive us. Back home they would tie my arms and legs to four goats and send them off in different directions It is also what they do for the people with bad backs!
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Zack: Im sorry I worked you like a packmule. I was only thinking about the money. Lots and lots of money, bagloads of money-!
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Cody: I didnt mind you making money off of my cooking. I just need some time to get it right and 40% of the profits.
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Esteban: It was London! Oh, I curse these lips that cannot keep themselves sealed! I know! I will hold them together to keep from spreading rumors again!
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Maddie: Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!
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London: Dont worry. Ill get us in there to see him rehearse. After all, hes a celebrity. Im a celebrity. Were first celebrities once removed.
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Cody: Ive gotta win this science award. Then I can get into M.I.T. and invent a nanobot that eats oil spills and be able to retire comfortably while taking care of my aging mother and paying my brothers bail money.
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Zack: You should know that theres some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I got Ds in Math, English, and Social Studies.
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London: Wrong, as usual. Ive seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
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Carey: to Cody Honey, you do whatever you want, but theres no such thing as ghosts. If there were, my mother in-law would still be haunting me.
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Carey: to Kurt after he, Cody and Zack watched a horror movie You do realize that the last time Cody saw a horror film, I had to get rid of the monsters by scrubbing down his room with holy water.
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Carey: I was mad when you sold our car to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you came home from the playground with the wrong twins.
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Moseby: Esteban, the hotel limo is just out front. See if the driver can make it to the airport. Free of charge, of course.
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Moseby: Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
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London: I thought youd be happy that I put so much effort into it. Youre always accusing me of being superficial.
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London: Its just there are so many beautiful things out there to buy. How can you possibly resist them?
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Mr. Moseby: to Cody You may be the first motivational speaker ever to have his allowance taken away.
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Carey: Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said Id have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out Im exactly where Im supposed to be!
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Zack: I wouldnt be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and hes giving me an award for helping out the homeless.
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London: Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. Theyre soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.
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Maddie: It doesnt get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.
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Trevor: And then she said who instead of whom. Im not a grammar snob, but its just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!
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Cody: I know what youre up to! Dont think for one second I dont know what youre up to! I know exactly what youre up to! What are you up to??
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Cody: I sure do, little one! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book!
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Zack: Hey, look Maddie. Im recycling. Do you know why? Cause I love this planet as much as I love you.
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Zack: Hey, recycling cans is important, and I love this planet, and I want our children to live in a better place
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Moseby: Well, dont. I just got a tip that the food critic Bernard Bernaise is coming to the hotel tomorrow. A good review from him will enhance the Tiptons reputation, thus showering me with glory.
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Moseby: Oh, well, theres no way of knowing. According to my secret source, he always checks in under an alias.
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Moseby: At the league of extraordinary hotel managers. If only I could find out which guest he is, then I could make sure he gets the perfect dining experience.
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Zack: You dont have to do everything Mr. Moseby says. We like to think of his rules more as suggestions.
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Carey: Youre gonna write those girls an apology and an essay on why peeping is wrong. Five hundred words each.
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Mr. Moseby: London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.
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Maddie: No, thats your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?
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Cody: Im not putting too much pressure on me. Harvards putting too much pressure on me! Yale is putting too much pressure on me! Princeton! M.I.T! Stanford! Do you think theyre out there looking for under-achievers? If I dont ace woodshop, Ill end up being one of those guys who sells hot dogs and sleeps in a taxi!
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Zack: Well, theres a 100% chance youll be wrinkled when you get sucked into a sander. These safety rules were made for your own protection.
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Esteban: The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?
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Carey: London, when you said you wanted me to sing to the guests, I thought it would be in the main room, not the bathroom.
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Maddie: This is so unfair! I have to have my party at the Goose Lodge because my brother needs braces. to Liam Thanks a lot, you thumb sucker!
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Zack: to Cody Fine, then I guess I wont find Maddie the perfect gift and shell never love me. And well never get married, forcing me to live on your couch, eating your food, not doing my laundry year after year.
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Maddie: I seem to remember on your actual birthday you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that?
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Cody: A tea set, including a China cup with her name painted on it, her favorite tea imported from India, and a box of cinnamon sticks.
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Cody: Because last week, she said to us, For my birthday, Id really like a China cup with my name painted on it, my favorite tea imported from India, and a box of cinnamon sticks.
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Zack: Dude! Look at you! The suite but youre a mess! You need to get back out there. But you might wanna take off the apron first.
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Zack: Youve got five minutes. Because thats when Jessica and Janice are gonna be here for our date.
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Zack: The not part. Dude, theyre twins! Gorgeous twins! On vacation! What they do in Boston stays in Boston!
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Carey: You pushed you brother to go out before he was ready just so you could have fun. Honey, its gonna be a long time before hes comfortable around girls.
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Zack: Its my other motto, and its not as easy as it seems. Sometimes you eat too much and you cant sleep. Sometimes you sleep too much and miss the meals.
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Carey: Dont push it. And if you do it again, Ill ground you so long theyll write country music songs about it.
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Carey: What is it with you? I tell you not to do something, and you promise not to do it, and you do it anyways!
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Cody: I hate those rented shoes. Two hours in the shower and I can still feel the fungus between my toes!
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Zack: Speaking of milking things, I need you to do my current events homework. Mr. Moseby wants me torest mygolden arm
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Zack: Ive learned two things today. Its that, one, you cant buy friendship; and two, city bus drivers take pity on you when youre half naked.
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Theo: Well, why wont you come back to my place. Ive got dozens of basketballs and a regulation court.
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Maddie: Oh, that attitude is so typically male! Ill have you know, women are capable of doing anything!
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Carey: Just so you know, my vision is twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty. You are not playing hockey without helmets and a whole bunch of pads, anything that looks like skin - go cover it.
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Carey: Its my job. Its the first thing they teach you in moms school. I discipline because I care.
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Arwin: I was just practicing asking your mom out, because everytime I try to ask your real mom, I get lost in her big brown beautiful eyes
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Arwin: No, no, I mean I really dont have time. See, when Im not practicing my dating skills, Im working on a secret project. So secret in fact, that no power on earth can make me tell you what it is.
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Arwin: Well, actually, at first it was me and mother on a lovely tropical cruise Then a storm hit and the waves were huge, and then her wheelchair rolled off the side, and I yelled: Mother, throw me the house keys!
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Moseby: Well, most things worth getting require hard work. Which is an experience, shall I say, you have been deprived of.
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Cody: Well, Ive got a great technique to keep from getting nervous. Think of a happy place and all the pressure will just melt away.
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Arwin: Well, thanks, but no matter how happy the place, itll never be me up on that winners podium accepting the Golden Plunger and a kiss from the plunger girl
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Carey: Im sorry, but Ive got to get upstairs and work on that stupid song, the Tiptons hosting some kind of geek games. Mosebys making me sing at the opening ceremonies and hand out the Golden Plunger.
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Maddie: Hello, ladies. Welcome to Londons, a fabulous fashion boutique. Can I help you with something?
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London: Those dresses are made for women with an hourglass figure. Youre shaped like a pumpkin. And youre more like a butternut squash.
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Maddie: Considering we sold them to you and you used your employers 100% discount on all of them, it aint good.
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Cody: Okay, I dont blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
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Moseby: I wish I wouldve known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.
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Vanessa after hearing that Cody and Gwen broke up: If you need a shoulder to cry onIm available.
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Mr. Forgess: clapping; to Zack Oh, wow! Great audition! Isnt that a beautiful speech? Behold. No one says that anymore. Why not? Its a perfectly good word. Behold, my tie is blue! Behold, I got it on sale!
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London: Im back! Who missed me? nobody in the lobby pays attention to herI brought presents!everyone starts welcoming her back
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London: The lobby there was decorated according to the Asian principles of Feng Shui. I mean, you can really feel the difference in the energy flow. It went right through you.
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London: Its a chart that shows how to rearrange your space to enhance different areas of your life, like good health, good fortune. Uh-oh!
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Mr. Moseby: wearing a large robe I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and Im feeling an uncomfortable breeze!
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London: No, I have people for that. Ive been going through my old clothes. Im getting rid of them. Oh, look. Heres the outfit I wore on the plane going to Paris last weekend. And heres the outfit I wore getting off the plane.
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Mr Moseby: The Nakamori executives are expecting a brilliant japanese singer less than an hour and what am I to do?
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Zack: Ta-ta, no! I-I-I think hes a kind, caring man who — who happens to have a mansion with five bathrooms. We could all go at once, and still have one toilet left over!
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Mr. Moseby: Esteban, good news. I have booked the Boston Ballroom Dance Competition for here at the Tipton. Now, if your school takes first place, youll get $1,000.
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Cody: Ok, I cant take this, the theory of the universe is the string theory, not the string cheese theory.
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