The Walking Dead TV series

Gregory: Im sorry, I find this whole conversation pretty funny. I mean, you balked when I proposed that your people work for our supplies, but now isnt that exactly whats happening here? See, I had leverage and I used it. See? It wasnt personal.

Negan: Pissin our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling were getting close. Yep. Gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon. Which one of you pricks is the leader?

— The Walking Dead TV series sin

Carl Grimes: I shot my mom. She was out. Hadnt turned yet. I ended it. It was real. Im sorry about your mom.

— The Walking Dead TV series you

Daryl Dixon: You know, my mom, she liked her wine. She liked to smoke in bed. Virginia Slims. I was playing out with the kids in the neighborhood. I could do that with Merle gone. They had bikes, I didnt. We heard sirens getting louder. They jumped on their bikes, ran after it, you know, hoping to see something worth seeing. I ran after them, but I couldnt keep up. I ran around a corner and saw my friends looking at me. Hell, I saw everybody looking at me. Fire trucks everywhere. People from the neighborhood. It was my house they were there for. It was my mom in bed burnt down to nothing. That was the hard part. You know, she was just gone. Erased. Nothing left of her. People said it was better that way. I dont know. Just made it seem like it wasnt real, you know?

— The Walking Dead TV series art

Glenn Rhee: People you love they made you who you are. Theyre still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them thats still around inside, who you are its gone.

— The Walking Dead TV series love

Glenn Rhee: Yeah. A bullet hit the wall behind me and I - I thought of you - losing me, hurting. And I couldnt take it, so I hid to stay alive.

— The Walking Dead TV series hurt

Maggie Greene: When was it ever smart to get knocked up? Women used to just die in childbirth. And they always thought the world was gonna end. Living through it, why would you just give up?

— The Walking Dead TV series women

Paul Jesus Rovia: Half of everything. Our supplies, our crops, our livestock, it goes to the Saviors.

— The Walking Dead TV series jesus

Bob Stookey Hallucination: Man, that is bullshit. I got bit at the food bank. It went the way it had to, the way it was always going to. Just like this.

— The Walking Dead TV series food

Carol Peletier: Everyone either avoids me or they treat me like Im crazy. I lost my daughter. I didnt lose my mind!

— The Walking Dead TV series mind

Daryl Dixon: You know, well do it. If we go get your man back, kill Negan, take out his boys, will you hook us up? We want food, medicine, and one of them cows.

— The Walking Dead TV series food

Edwin Jenner: Jenner here. Its Day 194 since Wildfire was declared and 63 days since the disease abruptly went global. Theres no clinical progress to report. Item: I finally got the scrubbers in the east sector shut down to save power. Wish I could have done it a month ago, but it took me how long to figure it out. Too bad I never studied engineering. Could have saved a lot of amps. Item: Still not sleeping well. Cant seem to keep regular hours. Living underground doesnt help; not knowing if its day or night. Justfeeling veryoff.

— The Walking Dead TV series power

Eugene Porter: The smartest man I ever met happened to love my hair. My old boss, T. Brooks Ellis, the director of the Human Genome Project. He said my hair made me look like, and I quote, a fun guy, which I am. I just aint Samson.

— The Walking Dead TV series love

Gabriel Stokes: Weve been praying together. Praying that God will save our town. Well, our prayers have been answered. God will save Alexandria because God has given us the courage to save it ourselves.

— The Walking Dead TV series god

Merle Dixon: I plucked you and your mute here out of the dirt, blondie. Saved your asses. How about a thank you?

— The Walking Dead TV series you

Rick Grimes: Aaron doesnt know me. Ive killed people. I dont even know how many by now. But I know why theyre all dead. Theyre dead so my family, all those people out there, can be alive. So I could be alive for them.

— The Walking Dead TV series people

Rick Grimes: I am doing something! Im keeping this group together. Alive! Ive been doing that all along, no matter what; I didnt ask for this! I killed my best friend for you people, for Christ sake! You saw how he was like. How he pushed me, how he compromised us, how he threatened us. He staged the whole Randall thing, led me out to put a bullet in my back. He gave me no choice! He was my friend, but he came after me. My hands are clean. Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say theres a place for us, but maybe maybe its just another pipe dream. Maybe Maybe Im fooling myself again. Why dont why dont you go out and find out yourself. Send me a postcard! Go on, theres the door. You can do better. Lets see how far you get. No takers? Fine. But get one thing straight. Youre staying, this isnt a democracy anymore.

— The Walking Dead TV series people

Tara Chambler: Im sorry. Im so sorry. Brian, that man, told us you were bad people. I know its not true. I can see its not, so what we did, what I did I mean, Im a piece of shit. Why would you want my help?

— The Walking Dead TV series people

Shane Walsh: Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. Come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.

— The Walking Dead TV series light

Shane Walsh: Yeah, baby. Oh Reverend Shane is a-preachin to ya now, boy. Then this same chick, mind ya, shell bitch about, uh, Global Warming. This is where Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say, Uh, darlin maybe if you and every other pair of boobs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldnt have so much Global Warming?

— The Walking Dead TV series war

Shane Walsh: The polite version. Still, that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe and thats when the Exorcist voice pops out You sound just like my damn Father! Always yellin about the power bill and tellin me to turn off the damn lights!

— The Walking Dead TV series power

Shane Walsh: I know what I want to say. What I want to say, Bitch, you mean to tell me youve been hearing this your entire life and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?

— The Walking Dead TV series life

Rick Grimes: Officer Friendly. Look here, Merle. Things are different now. There are no niggers anymore. No dumb-as-shit, inbred white-trash fools either. Only dark meat and white meat. Theres us and the dead. We survive this by pulling together, not apart.

— The Walking Dead TV series art

Rick Grimes: All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. Ill give you a moment to think about that.

— The Walking Dead TV series men

Jim: Thats a lie. Thats the biggest lie there is. I told that to my wife and my two boys. I said it 100 times. It didnt matter. They came out of nowhere. There were dozens of em. Just pulled em right out of my hands. You know, the only reason I got away was cause the dead were too busy eating my family.

— The Walking Dead TV series time

Abraham Ford: Id like to propose a toast. I look around this room and I see survivors. Each and every one of you has earned that title. To the survivors!

— The Walking Dead TV series you

Beth Greene: So you want to spend the rest of our lives staring into a fire and eating mud snakes? Screw that.

— The Walking Dead TV series live

Carol Peletier: You said you dont want to take this place. And you dont want to lie? Oh, sunshine, you dont get both.

— The Walking Dead TV series you

Carol Peletier: Youre the one whos afraid to die. And youre going to. You will die. Its whats gonna happen if you dont work this out.

— The Walking Dead TV series work

Daryl Dixon: I got nothing to prove. I met a lot of bad people out here doing a lot of bad shit. They werent afraid of nothing.

— The Walking Dead TV series people

Daryl Dixon: Look at him. Hanging up there like a big piñata. The other geeks came and ate all the flesh off his legs.

— The Walking Dead TV series

Daryl Dixon: Merle had this dealer. This janky little white guy. A tweaker. One day we were over at his house watching TV. Wasn’t even noon yet and we were all wasted. Merle was high. We were watching this show and Merle was talking all this dumb stuff about it. And he wouldn’t let up. Merle never could. Turns out it was the tweaker’s kid’s favorite show. And he never sees his kids, so he felt guilty about it or something. So he punches Merle in the face. So I started hitting the tweaker like, hard. As hard as I can. Then he pulls a gun, sticks it right here. He says, I’m gonna kill you, bitch. So Merle pulls his gun on him. Everyone’s yelling. I’m yelling. I thought I was dead. Over a dumb cartoon about a talking dog. The tweaker punched me in the gut. I puked. They both started laughing and forgot all about it.

— The Walking Dead TV series art

Hershel Greene: I cant profess to understand Gods plan. Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just assumed he had something a little different in mind.

— The Walking Dead TV series god

Maggie Greene: Well, his story goes that one day when a lion attacked him, God gave him strength and he tore it apart. Then he goes back one day, hes by himself, and he sees that bees have made a hive in the carcass. So later he tells this riddle to people. Out of the eater, something to eat. Out of the strong, something sweet. And I always thought, How the hell are people supposed to know the answer when its just about his own life? When the only place the answer is, is in his own head?

— The Walking Dead TV series life

Maggie Greene: You give us supplies, well save Craig and take care of Negan and the Saviors, permanently.

— The Walking Dead TV series lies

Merle Dixon: I cant go with you, I I tried to kill that black bitch. Damn nearly killed that Chinese kid.

— The Walking Dead TV series you

Merle Dixon: Ooh, she speaks. Who aint had a gun on em in the past year, huh? Show of hands, yall. Anybody? Hmm? Shumpert, Crowley. Yall had a gun on yall? Hell I think Id piss my pants if some stranger come walking up with his mitts in his pockets. Thatd be the son of a bitch youd really want to be scared of.

— The Walking Dead TV series past

Michonne: We went to a refugee camp. Andre and my boyfriend Mike, that was Andres father, and our friend Terry. At the camp, it just got worse and worse. People were leaving. People giving up. But I didnt. I was coming back from a run. I saw the fences were down. I heard the moans. It was over. And Mike and Terry, they were high when it happened. They were bit. Could have stopped it. Could have killed them. But I let them turn. I made it so they couldnt bite, couldnt scratch. I tied chains around their necks. It was insane. It was sick. It felt like what I deserved, dragging them around so that I would always know. I found out that they kept me safe. They hid me. The walkers didnt see me anymore. I was just another monster.

— The Walking Dead TV series people

Paula: But are you gonna live through it? Anyway, thats cute. Babies are the point. Children are our future. Making bite-size snacks for the dead. The point is to stay standing.

— The Walking Dead TV series children

Rick Grimes: Last time I asked God for a favor and stopped to admire a view, my son got shot. I try not to mix it up with the almighty anymore.

— The Walking Dead TV series god

Rick Grimes: Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the rules. There are no rules, man. Were lost.

— The Walking Dead TV series man

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