Total Drama Island

Izzy: on the boat Hi Chris, hi, hi! she jumps onto the boardwalk, but missteps and hits her head on it before falling into the water below.

— Total Drama Island water

Chris: Heres a deal, were gotta split you in the 2 teams If I call your name out. Go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Owen, LeShawna, Justin, and Noah. From this moment on you are officially known as. the Screaming Gophers!

— Total Drama Island men

Lindsay: to Chris, about the washrooms Canadian version Communal bathrooms? But Im not Catholic. Both US and UK dubs Wheres the spa? Im confused.

— Total Drama Island cat

Chris: Canadian version, but mouthed in both US and UK dubs Not communion, communal. Both US and UK dubs Wow, thats a shocker.

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Owen: Im glad were in our own cabin with just guys, you know what I mean? Guys give him weird looks I mean, no, I didnt mean it like that! I love chicks! I just dont wanna sleep near them. I mean

— Total Drama Island love

Chris: The rest of you over there. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekial, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move, move, move, move, move!

— Total Drama Island sad

Geoff: Yo, my man, can we order a pizza? Chef throws a knife at the wall, scaring Geoff Woah, its cool, G, brown slop is cool!

— Total Drama Island man

Courtney: Its a calculated risk. Ive seen the other team, and I dont think nine of them will jump. cuts to the Screaming Gophers, looking strange

— Total Drama Island strange

Chris: All right puts chicken hat on Courtney, Courtney stares at it surprisingly here is your chicken hat. Lets tally up the results. Thats eight jumpers and two chickens. Were missing one.

— Total Drama Island sin

Ezekiel: My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help them in case they cant keep up.

— Total Drama Island girls

Gwen: Okay, the kiss of the end of that road trip movie, you know, the one with the guy and the three girls.

— Total Drama Island kiss

Trent: I know the one! You like that movie? Owen walks by without his clothes on and Gwen & Trent stare in shock

— Total Drama Island you

Gwen: on her knees, desperately tugging at Chriss shirt Youve gotta hook me up, man! Ill even eat the grinds! Anything!

— Total Drama Island man

Noah: Touchy. The other Gophers glare at him What? I have to say, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately.

— Total Drama Island spirit

Lindsay: Are we going to see a musical? I love musicals, especially the ones with singing and dancing.

— Total Drama Island love

Lindsay: Trying to delay Gwen from going into the cabin Gwen! Its you! Hi! What are you doing here, outside the cabin, Gwen?

— Total Drama Island you

Lindsay: Oh, youre trying to get into the cabin! Thats very interesting! Stops her Wait, stay here! We couldget tans together! And you could totally use one!

— Total Drama Island you

Lindsay: You can try, but I have martial arts training! Gwen glares at her Okay, you can go in. To Heather Look, Gwens back!

— Total Drama Island art

Bridgette: Well, that only leaves Tyler, Duncan and Harold. We already know that Tyler sucks. What can Duncan do again?

— Total Drama Island read

Sadie: As she speaks, two chipmunks imitate the girls You lean on me. If it wasnt for me, you wouldnt even be on this show!

— Total Drama Island sad

Courtney: Cool? Its cool?! Things could not possibly get worse!! a single raindrop falls on her head, then rain starts to downpour; Duncan looks satisfied AHHHH!!!!

— Total Drama Island art

Courtney: Confessional Okay, I just want to say for the record that I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the alleged cuddling with said Neanderthal. So essentially, its like it never happened.

— Total Drama Island time

Chris: You are one sick dude! But yeah. triggers the remote, causing the hail cloud to pelt Geoff harder

— Total Drama Island sin

Chris: Sometimes. I usually ignore it and the feeling goes away. Haha, watch this, Im gonna bury him in hail!

— Total Drama Island time

Courtney: We need this point, DJ! Suck it up! The other Bass shake their heads What? Were heading back to Loserville, people.

— Total Drama Island people

Courtney: Confessional after failing her challenge Im so embarrassed! How could I be so weak? I deserve to go home! Okay, stop it, youre pathetic! Show some confidence, Courtney! Starts crying, then slaps herself

— Total Drama Island art

Chris: Move! Campers, move! Oh wait, one more thing I should mention. Legend has it, that if you take anything off of the island, dramatic voice youll be cursed forever!

— Total Drama Island men

Trent: referring to when Cody saved him and Lindsay from the quicksand Thanks for saving my butt, man.

— Total Drama Island man

Cody: digging through his pants and pulls out a soda Just looking out for a fellow Gopher. opens soda Wanna sip? offers soda to Trent, whos disgusted by the fact it came from his pants

— Total Drama Island fact

Cody: Gwen. See, I hit on her but I struck out, a-a few times. The point is, shes not into me, shes into you.

— Total Drama Island time

Heather: to Trent and Cody Ladies, are you almost finished with your tea party? Were in the middle of a challenge here!

— Total Drama Island art

Owen: To DJ Youre mine now, deer! Tries to shoot, but there are no paint balls left. DJ then becomes very angry. The hunter knows that his prey would stay there for a moment, paralyzed in fear and respect. The deer cannot best the hunter! DJ walks up to Owen, sneering angrily at him. Hey dude, come on now, lets talk about this. DJ, now FURIOUS, throws Owen over the nearby cliff, as he screams while falling.

— Total Drama Island fear

Courtney: Confessional Duncan and me? Right, as if! Im so sure. Not in a million years! Please! When pigs fly.

— Total Drama Island right

Geoff: To Bridgette You know, you look good when youre cooking dinner. Kind of like my friend Evans really hot mom.

— Total Drama Island good

Harold: EEEEH! Harold, just now realizing hes naked and Courtney and Leshawna can both see it, covers his groin with his pillow

— Total Drama Island wit

Heather: Please. As much as I love your company, Im not going to throw a challenge just to kill you. Yet.

— Total Drama Island love

Courtney: Hey moron, its ov-gets hit by apples after Sadie continues to try and shoot the arrow off; other forms of wildlife are getting pelted by Sadies crab apples as well

— Total Drama Island life

Duncan: To Courtney Okay, look. I know you like me, he knows you like me, everyone knows it! So heres a tip: If you wanna kiss me, I might let you.

— Total Drama Island kiss

Courtney: to the remaining Killer Bass I was your only hope! I was a Counselor in Training! to Chef Hatchet and Chris, who are dragging her Let GO of me! they let go of her by throwing her into the Boat of Losers You are going to hear from my attorney!

— Total Drama Island hope

Courtney: Duncan! sees that its a wooden skull Okay, this is really weird and creepy, but I love it! she waves goodbye to Duncan Ill never forget you!

— Total Drama Island love

Bridgette: Confessional I was a bit worried about being the only new girl on the team. Then I figured it cant be that bad. I dont buy that hype about how well guys get along and how catty girls can be.

— Total Drama Island girls

Lindsay: To Bridgette Welcome to the club! Itll be so much fun, as long as you do everything Heather says. Heather stomps on her foot

— Total Drama Island you

Bridgette: Confessional I couldnt believe how quickly the guys made up! Even I like to hold a grudge for a good six minutes.

— Total Drama Island believe

Trent: DJ, I want you to hold me down, while Geoff, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, youve got to feed me that slice. Boys proceed to do so No, stop! Wait, it was a joke! I was kidding! laughs uncomfortably Im warning you, my dads a lawyer!

— Total Drama Island war

Bridgette: having seen the original last food of the challenge, which is hot dogs made out of dolphin But dolphins are our friends!

— Total Drama Island friends

Duncan: Voting I vote for Heather, because I know shes behind Courtney getting kicked off. Youll pay for that, toots. To Courtney If youre watching this on cable, I miss you, babe.

— Total Drama Island you

Lindsay: Voting and rubbing her waxed face I just cant get over how smooth this is! Oh, and I vote off Ava, because shes scarier than Heather, Laquisha and Gwen combined.

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Lindsay: Confessional Heather is my best friend on the island. I mean, sure, she borrows my clothes and steals my food and calls me names, but thats what BFFs are for! Best Female Friends!

— Total Drama Island friends

Owen: How should I know? I mean, its not like the guys are forming a guys alliance or anything. Pause OK, they are forming one, but Im not a part of it. Pause OK, you broke me! There is an alliance and I joined it and Im not supposed to tell you but I did!

— Total Drama Island art

Lindsay: Confessional I think I say the wrong thing sometimes. Like one time, I told my teacher his hair piece looked like my dogs butt and he totally took it the wrong way! My dog has the cutest curliest little butt.

— Total Drama Island time

Heather: Uh, truth? Not really, no. What? Were not here to make friends! Were here to become celebrities!

— Total Drama Island truth

Chris: Heathers right and tonight, were watching to see who can survive a real life scary movie with a special guest appearance by dramatically THE ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER WITH A CHAINSAW AND A HOOK!

— Total Drama Island life

Gwen: Okay, rule one: Dont go off on your own. Rule two: if you do go off in your own, never go into the woods. Rule three: If you do go into the woods, never ever make out in the woods, or you will die in the woods! Pause Wheres Izzy and Owen?

— Total Drama Island you

Owen: On winning Everyone here totally deserves it more than I do. Except Heather. Shes really mean. Im not afraid of her, though.

— Total Drama Island winning

Owen: In confessional, after attempting to uncuff himself from Heather and consequently lose It was worth a try. Heather scares me.

— Total Drama Island self

Owen: Ever since I was a kid, I always felt like no one listens to what I have to say. Im a person that feels things deeply.

— Total Drama Island sin

Owen: Confessional Mom always says if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, in which case Heather would say nothing ever! Shes the meanest, the nastiest, the biggest *bleep* in all of Kalamazoo! No offense. Zoom out to see Heather is in the confessional, still cuffed to Owen

— Total Drama Island you

Izzy: Oh, crap! It is. She dives in to grab it, completely exposing her posterior to the audience for a second before coming back up.

— Total Drama Island sin

Courtney: Gasps That is so not true! Everyone likes me! I used to be a CIT! Coconut falls on her head A coconut? WERE IN MUSKOKA, PEOPLE! If youre going to drop props on my head, at least make sure theyre geographically correct! Snow and an Eskimo falls on her head and slides off

— Total Drama Island people

Izzy: Yeah, right, thats what they all say. My lips did what they wanted, my lips have a mind of their own, blah, blah, blah, fishcakes, blah, blah, Im a liar, blah, blah, blah

— Total Drama Island mind

Lindsay: Omigosh, omigosh! I got a letter from my sister who says theres a picture of me in Star Stalker magazine! Squeals

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Izzy: Just throwing a few shrimps on the barbie. Hey Noah, that means you! Just kidding, okay. Well, I think Heather is a total psycho.

— Total Drama Island you

Courtney: Who would I like to win? I cant believe Im saying this, but I think Id have to pickDuncan. Dont tell the others, though, okay?

— Total Drama Island believe

Noah: She locked Heather in the fridge. Anyone who can come up with something like that gets my vote.

— Total Drama Island wit

Heather: Confessional If youre watching, Lindsay, Im sorry I hurt your feelings! You are an awesome friend, and Beth, ditto for you! Miss you guys. BFFS forever!

— Total Drama Island feelings

Heather: Ill admit it was a little unorthodox, but it doesnt come close to what Gwen did. to Gwen If that even is your real name.

— Total Drama Island you

Heather: Confessional I just want to thank everyone who got me to the final three! Courtney, I feel your pain, girl. You should not have been cheated off like that. Noah, you are one seriously smart guy. Dont think I didnt notice. And Lindsay, the most fashionable girl on the island, next to me, you know youll always be one of my BFFs.

— Total Drama Island art

Gwen: Confessional The people here sucked. They were nothing but a bunch of backstabbing, manipulative, two-timing, fame-hungry, dimwitted, certifiably insane, really weird, psychotic, redneck, overbearing, goody-goody, know-it-all, party-obsessed jerks. Sighs I was lucky enough to meet five people who are actually sane.

— Total Drama Island art

Heather: Now listen closely, Owen. I really want you to have this party more than anything in the world. Now Im helping you as much as I can, but youve gotta lock it up! Got it?

— Total Drama Island art

Heather: That was a million dollars, you stupid beavers! nearby beavers, insulted by her remark, hit her with their tails

— Total Drama Island you

Katie: To Sadie So, are you still not talking to me? Pause Good, because Im totally not talking to you! Pause So, like, dont even try, cause, you know, I wont hear you either! Pause Im not listening!

— Total Drama Island sad

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