Van Wilder Party Liaison 2002
Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.Van Wilder: Okay, were just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but I hear milk, I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
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