Victorious

1 Season 11.1 Pilot 1.2 The Bird Scene 1.3 Stage Fighting 1.4 The Birthweek Song 1.5 Jade Dumps Beck 1.6 Tori the Zombie 1.7 Robarazzi 1.8 Survival of the Hottest 1.9 Wi-Fi in the Sky 1.10 Becks Big Break 1.11 The Great Ping-Pong Scam 1.12 Cats New Boyfriend 1.13 Freak the Freak Out 1.14 Rex Dies 1.15 The Diddly-Bops 1.16 Wok Star 1.17 The Wood 1.18 A Film by Dale Squires 1.19 Sleepover At Sikowitzs

— Victorious sleep

2 Season 22.1 Beggin on Your Knees 2.2 Beck Falls for Tori 2.3 Ice Cream for Ke$ha 2.4 Tori Gets Stuck 2.5 Prom Wrecker 2.6 iParty with Victorious 2.7 Locked Up! 2.8 Helen Back Again 2.9 Who Did it to Trina? 2.10 Tori Tortures Teacher 2.11 Jade Gets Crushed 2.12 Terror on Cupcake Street

— Victorious art

3 Season 33.1 A Christmas Tori 3.2 The Breakfast Bunch 3.3 The Gorilla Club 3.4 The Worst Couple 3.5 Andres Horrible Girl 3.6 Car, Rain & Fire 3.7 Tori & Jades Play Date 3.8 April Fools Blank 3.9 Driving Tori Crazy 3.10 How Trina Got In 3.11 Tori Goes Platinum 3.12 Crazy Ponnie 3.13 The Blonde Squad

— Victorious christ

4 Season 44.1 Wankos Warehouse 4.2 The Hambone King 4.3 Opposite Date 4.4 Three Girls and a Moose 4.5 Cell Block 4.6 Tori Fixes Beck and Jade 4.7 One Thousand Berry Balls 4.8 Robbie Sells Rex 4.9 The Bad Roommate 4.10 Brain Squeezers 4.11 The Slap Fight 4.12 Star Spangled Tori

— Victorious war

Trina: So Andrew is coming over and hes got to help us figure out what Im going to be doing in the big showcase. I DEFINITELY want to sing, sings off key How was that?

— Victorious sin

Trina: Awesome. doorbell rings Hes here. she walks to answer the door, Tori follows STAY! Trina answers the door Come in!

— Victorious

Trina: Yep, Ive got the talent and shes got the strong teeth. You know, shes never had one cavity.

— Victorious you

Andre oh phone No, Grandma, listenthere is no way that you can drown at my schoolyoure not going to fall in a toiletpretends to lose signal looklook I got toILL CALL YOU LATER! hangs up

— Victorious school

Trina: off-key You dont have to be afraid to put your dreams in action! Youll never gonna fade

— Victorious dreams

Trina: No, it has to be a power ballad! So, all the important people can hear my range! And vocal clarity!

— Victorious people

Sikowitz: Okay, first Id like to introduce our new student, Tori, and Id like to thank Tori for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

— Victorious wit

Trina: So I wont be known at school as the girl with the lame, little sister who quit on her first dayand I think you were really good in the Big Showcase.

— Victorious good

Tori: Uh, this is not just a high school. These kids are all artsy and creative and talented and Im just normal.

— Victorious art

Trina: Its okay, theres nothing wrong with being average. Anyway, youre not alone. I got your back.

— Victorious age

André: No, Grandma, listen, theres no way you can drown at my school. Look look I gotta I gotta I g I ca Ill call you later!

— Victorious school

André: Cause the womans afraid of everything. People, umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis, breakfast foods

— Victorious people

Tori: I dont mean to be disrespectful, but do you know how hard I worked on this scene? I made this costume, I downloaded special prairie music, I even trained that crazy cockatoo to fly in and out of that window on command! cockatoo flies in NOT NOW!!! flies out again

— Victorious music

Cat I wonder if mirrors work in outer space. pause Did you know the word mirror has only six letters in it, and half of them are rs?

— Victorious work

Jade: I know Andre told you that I faked everything. The blood, the black eye- what is that, mac and cheese?

— Victorious you

Tori: Im NOT giving her cheese! Maybe I should just give up and accept the fact that Im not gonna find anything good and Trinas gonna hate me for the next six months.

— Victorious hate

Trina: Can I wear a song? No. Can I eat a song? No. Can I flaunt a song and make people jealous, no, you failed.

— Victorious people

Cat: Well for my last birthday I thought my parent were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and

— Victorious art

Tori: Its okay. Ill just ask my grandmother to make me another oneif she ever comes back to life.

— Victorious life

Jade: OK, it was kind of my idea, but I-I didnt know the dog would bug out like that. I just wanted to get you a dog because youve talked about getting one ever since I met you and I thought that maybe-

— Victorious sin

Robbie: My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And Im very good looking.

— Victorious good

Toris Newest Status Update on TheSlap: I just made 2 little girls scream and run away with their cookies. MOOD = Bummed

— Victorious girls

Jade: Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?

— Victorious future

Tori: Lets go face this right now! they all walk out, leaving Cat reading her catalog Cat, are you coming?

— Victorious reading

André: checks his phone Its cool; hes still got two minutes left. Tori and Robbie hurry over to the kiddie pool

— Victorious die

Beck: I dont know. The door wont open. Beck pushes the door again, but it wont open. The scene cuts outside. It turns out that a giant RV is parked right next to theirs.

— Victorious right

Andre: Cat just went to the bathroom. Shes gonna be back in a few minutes, then she can start back strop and then pull us forward so we can get out.

— Victorious war

Beck: shakes Robbie ITS OVER!!!!! Robbie gets up, yelling indistinctly and then buries his head in the pillow while screaming

— Victorious

Trina: For so many years I prayed every night to be hotter. pauses THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!!!

— Victorious man

Jade: Yes! Look on my arm. See? holds her forehead And on my forehead. Whats going on?! Whats happening?!

— Victorious

Tori: CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everybody joins Tori CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!!!!!!

— Victorious body

Tori: Im supposed to meet André, Beck and Cat to write a script for class thats due in the morning.

— Victorious write

André: Oh, youre on the plane? Well, if I were you, Id get in the plane! laughs silence So youre on the plane.

— Victorious silence

Trina: Yes, were sisters. If you had a pit pimple like-- the little boy kicks her seat Quit kicking my seat!

— Victorious you

André: She called me and said she was scared, cause the numbers keep changing on her digital clock.

— Victorious care

Tori: Hey. What if our scripts about a kid who goes into his closet to look for something, and? a video chat by the name of RockRobster pops up disgusted Uhh.

— Victorious

Robbie: On Friday at school, I asked Rex if he wanted to see a movie with me on Sunday night. True or False?

— Victorious school

Rex: You said, How would you feel about seeing a movie on Sunday night? And I said, Sounds like a plan.

— Victorious night

Trina is too shocked by his words, takes her anger at his dad while Andre and Beck are laughing online

— Victorious words

Robbie: Look, dont you guys agree that if a person says theyll see a movie with you on Sunday night? He should honor that commitment and not just leave me hanging!

— Victorious men

Cat: Look. after clicking on cherry pie setting Now Im a cherry pie. Im pie girl! Laughs But dont bite off my nose! Laughs again

— Victorious girl

Tori: Cat, we have a 10-page script due tomorrow morning, and were on page 3, and youre not helping at all. Now will you please stop acting like a child?!

— Victorious age

Sikowitz: Excellent. Now, as you can see, the same dialogue can evoke an infinite number of emotions, depending upon how the actor chooses to play it. Like a robot.

— Victorious emotions

Tori: Oh! Imuhim sees a water jug that reads Crystal Waters Crystal Waters. Its okay, Im on the movie.

— Victorious water

Cat: runs out from the back I CANT FIND MY MOTHER! grabs the officer by the shirt HELP ME FIND MY MOTHER, PLEASE! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-

— Victorious mother

Jade: upon seeing Tori and Beck hugging ONETWOdont make me get to three! Beck unhugs from Tori Better!

— Victorious

Tori: after the long flashback So, you guys formed a fake ping pong team so you could get some money, buy a trophy for the school, save the principals job, and take Sikowitz out for a big fancy dinner?

— Victorious money

Cat:screams and runs in Daniel!!! she runs into his arms and they kiss This is the guy Ive been telling you about! My boyfriend!

— Victorious kiss

Trina: You want gross, crunchy feet? Cause girls dont dig that! he reluctantly gives her the money

— Victorious money

Sikowitz: You see? This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. to Lane I warned you.

— Victorious war

Robbie: Hey! Do either of you guys know what kind of meat Sikowitz uses in this sausage? I asked him and he just started laughing like, he laughs like a maniac; Tori runs off Bye!

— Victorious art

Tori: Okay. I have left her five voice mails and sent her twelve text messages. Why wont Cat talk to me?!?

— Victorious age

Tori: I swear, Cat, if I were you, id just punch me right in the face. which she does OWWWWWW! Cat!

— Victorious you

Cat: I get nervous when my brother eats things that arent food. Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet.

— Victorious food

Tori: Oh, Trinas getting her dumb wisdom teeth out today and guess who gets to spend the entire weekend taking care of her?

— Victorious wisdom

André: Hey, look what they got on the menu! Buffalo nuggets! Well thats good news laughs Not for the buffalo

— Victorious men

Cat: I like Japan. Cept my brother got stabbed there once. It was an accident. Hes better now. Are buffalo nuggets spicy?

— Victorious cat

Waitress: comes out from behind Okay, I have your nachosyour slidersand the buffalo nuggets. puts them on their table seperately, then walks off

— Victorious you

André: I say we get out of hereRIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS FOOD! the group sits back at the table Pass the ranch dressing!

— Victorious food

David enters the house with his suitcase, sees Trina fighting with Hayley and Tara and watches them for a moment

— Victorious men

Sikowitz: Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that Ive shaken it vigorously for an hour, its butter.

— Victorious wit

Sikowitz:: Alright, for the last few minutes of class, lets talk about the one act play Im directing.

— Victorious right

Sikowitz:: in a you talked me into it tone All rightFirst of all, I want to thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played byeveryone leans forward, Cat gasps Andre and Robbie!

— Victorious war

Sikowitz: Well, she didnt. But, I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting.

— Victorious light

Sikowitz: Yes, you pronounced it perfectly. Tori, I want you to work with Sinjins team on special effects.

— Victorious work

Robbie: Oh. Well, um, maybe she went out with some other guy after she went out with me, and then she wrote that about the other guy.

— Victorious wit

Jade: If someone was pushed off this catwalk and landed on the floor really hard, do you think theyd live?

— Victorious live

Sikowitz: Alright everyone, we have 20 minutes before our play begins! WHERE is my coconut milk? drinks it

— Victorious right

Toris Newest Status on TheSlap: At the hospital with a sick friend. Well, not really a friendmore like auh, nevermind. FEELING Conflicted

— Victorious mind

Cat: Oh, cause this puppet had a really bad accident and got hurt, but he doesnt like to be called a puppet.

— Victorious hurt

Cat: See, well, my friend Tori was trying to make a tornado happen, but she did it wrong, so the puppet flew across the room into a big jet fan!

— Victorious friend

Nurse: Thats too bad. to an orderly William, would you please take this young woman to our special room in section D?

— Victorious man

Jade: Its not good for a sixteen year old guy to go through life with his hand shoved up athat. Maybe this happened for a reason.

— Victorious life

Cat: I used to think my Uncle Jesse was a normal person, but then I found out that every Sunday he soaks his feet in chicken fat. they all look at Cat

— Victorious think

Doctor: I have a sixteen year old son, his name is Lendel, and wellhes a loser. Would you go out on a date with him?

— Victorious you

Cat: hits her head with the red cubes on her hands Bonk..bonk. Hey, this really works! It doesnt hurt at all! hits her head over and over again Bonk, bonk, bonkity bonk bonk. Oh, stands up Im Cube Fist Man! Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! giggles

— Victorious work

Robbie sings Lets sing a song about broken glass, Ill help you write it after class, there is no song that can surpass this song we singabout broken glass.

— Victorious sin

Toris Slap Status: Oktheyre IN the hamburger. Now, its SHOWTIME!!! for 4 year olds :/ Mood: FOODY

— Victorious time

Toris Newest Status Update on TheSlap: My sister looks like an avocado exploded in her face. Actually, that would be SO cool FEELING: DEVIOUS

— Victorious feeling

Trina: Okay, I can picture me, sitting on a pony, wearing a bright purple hat. I-I was wearing the purple hat, not-not the pony. Do they even make pony hats? Anyway, I was looking fabou!

— Victorious right

Jade: Uh, tuna fish, flowers, uh, giggling, the word panties, cilantro, rainbows, ducksman, I hate ducks. Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, bras that hook in the front, the color yellow, carpeting

— Victorious hate

Tori: Umoh! I know. I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her current boyfriend, who was my ex-boyfriend, and then I kissed him right in front of her, which I felt really bad about. But then it was okay, cause she punched me right in the face.

— Victorious kiss

Kyle: Tori Vega, Beck Oliver, Jade West, and Andre Harris, congratulations! Youre all going to be featured on The Wood.

— Victorious live

Cat: One time, when I was seven, I was at the beach and I made a sand castle, and I named it Cats Castle. pause True story.

— Victorious time

Cat: This one time I ate a hamburger and an hour later i started sneezing but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamburger.

— Victorious time

Robbie: Sure! One sec. presses some buttons on his PearPad then turns it to them Okay. Beck will be playing turns the PearPad to face them A guy from England whose accent is really hard to understand, and hes always invading peoples personal space.

— Victorious people

Andre: Okay, uh, Toris character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick, and is obsessed with raisin bran.

— Victorious character

Andre: Well, see, I had this dream last night, where this lady cop was likeand she was likethen I was likeI just thought of it.

— Victorious dream

Tori: Love to. As she walks in front of the others, Jade looks worried that Tori will say something she will hate. Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama whos always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything.

— Victorious love

Jade: Ugh, fine stands up and walks in front of the others Youre gonna be a guy whos just finished running a marathon

— Victorious you

Cat: Yay! drops her microphone and leaves with Jason Bye, everyone, ill be at the moxie! Sikowitz shuts the door after they leave.

— Victorious ya

Jade: My goodness, that tray was hot! Oh, well. Look at it! My skins starting to blister! And I do believe thats the sweet smell of my burning flesh!

— Victorious art

Jade: Whos Jade? My name is Betsy-Sue Goldenheart. A happy farm girl whos experiencing extreme pain right now! Aaaooooowwwwwww. Jade smiles and exits the house

— Victorious art

Sikowitz: into his walkie I cant take it anymore-ALRIGHT! stands up, and turns to face Tori and Beck Since its obviousneither one of you are going to be breaking character anytime soon, and I cant STAND being here with either one of you anymoreIm going to bed. You can help yourself to anything in the refrigerator but please. explicitly Do NOT look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. PLEASE. Good night. walks away

— Victorious time

Beck: in British accent Have you ever seen a carnivorous wildebeest rubbing up fat Dan Schneider walking-

— Victorious wild

Robbie is laughing and eating popcorn while watching Terms of Endearment, a drama film, with David and Holly Vega

— Victorious men

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