Waynes World 2 1993

Bobby Cahn: [while watching Wayne imitating a scene from The Leprechaun] Why do you hang around with these guys?Cassandra: Because theyre fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I couldve stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.Bobby Cahn: You mean a dime a dozen.Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

— Waynes World 2 1993 ambition

Milton: I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. Im gonna go pick a fight.Wayne: Hes gotten a lot better.Garth: Way better.

— Waynes World 2 1993 life

Honey Horne: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Del Preston: So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 oclock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldnt go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head round the door, and mentions theres a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - its closed. So theres me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, theyve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... thats a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

— Waynes World 2 1993 death

Honey Horne: I bet you like to be in control...Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said No way!.

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Garth: Wayne, we dont wanna end the movie this way, do we?Wayne: Good call. Lets do the Thelma and Louise ending!

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne: Garth, its Heather Locklear. And shes signaling to us! There is a god!Garth: Heather be thy name.Wayne, Garth: Scwiiiiiiiiing!

— Waynes World 2 1993 god

Wayne: Youre worthless! Youre less than nothing! Whats keeping you here? You dont belong here! Why dont you just quit?Milton: Cause Ive got no place else to go!

— Waynes World 2 1993 you

Wayne: Who are you?Jim: Im Jim Morrison.Wayne: And whos he?Jim: A weird naked indian.

— Waynes World 2 1993 weird

Wayne: [enters gas station] Wheres the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?Bad Actor: Uh...Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street!Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, cant we get a better actor? I know its a small part, but I think we can do better than this.[person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with another one]Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I dont think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. Thats uh, five blocks up, two over.Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.[jumps in car and drives away]

— Waynes World 2 1993 time

Jerry Segel: What? Is something wrong?Wayne: What do you mean?Jerry Segel: Its my eye, isnt it.Garth: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that... weird... eye?Jerry Segel: Theres nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. Im what you call a partial ocular albino, but Im fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. Youre serious about putting on a rock concert?Wayne: Are you kidding? Id give my right eye.Jerry Segel: You realise there are certain jurisdictions youll need to follow.Garth: Id like to think I have an eye for details.

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne: Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?Jim: Because you had to learn that it doesnt matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun.Wayne: Right, its like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party.Jim: No I like the way I said it better.Wayne: OK.

— Waynes World 2 1993 love

Garth: How can you sleep like that?Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

— Waynes World 2 1993 life

Honey Horne: Im goning to be frank.Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?Chicken-man: Well, Im putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jims job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.Wayne: Oh, so youre selling watermelons.Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.Garth: What do these guys do?Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.Garth: Weird.Wayne: Yeah, youve got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.

— Waynes World 2 1993 time

Wayne: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!Garth: Wow, what a shitty circus.Wayne: Good call. Theres no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne: [trying to avoid mentioning Jerry Segels albino right-eye] Well just take these home, run them over with a fine tooth comb, cross the ts and dot the... lower case js.

— Waynes World 2 1993 men

Concert Nerd #1: Arent you those two guys from that TV show, Waynes World?Wayne: No.Concert Nerd #2: Well, you guys sure look like them.Garth: Look, if Wayne says were not, were not, okay?

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne & Garth: Were not worthy! Were not worthy! Were not worthy!Steven Tyler: Youre worthy, youre worthy. Get up!

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Waynes backstage team and Garths front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.[Places a capsule in his mouth]Del Preston: Any questions?Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Garth: Ok, weve had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency...

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Garth: Wow. Look at this scrapbook.Wayne: Wow!Garth: Thats you with Led Zeppelin.Del Preston: Yeh. My old lady put that together. We mustve toured every concert hall and venue in America. Me, my old lady, and the road.Wayne: Is that you and Bob Dylan? Whos that old lady?Del Preston: Thats my old lady.

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!Garth: Where? Im low on gas and you need a jacket.

— Waynes World 2 1993 art

Wayne: Oh! Come on! Do you think Im a gulla-bull? Or even a gulla-calf?

— Waynes World 2 1993 you

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