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What Women Want 2000

Nick Marshall: Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.
— What Women Want 2000 job
Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. Youre totally and completely gay!
— What Women Want 2000 man
Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties...Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?Nick Marshall: Well, maybe youre naked and Im the only guest, but its still elegant.
— What Women Want 2000 art
Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?
— What Women Want 2000 love
[looking distractedly in refrigerator]Nick Marshall: What am I doing? Shes not in the refrigerator.
— What Women Want 2000
Nick Marshall: Theres way too much estrogen on television these days.
— What Women Want 2000 vision
Darcy McGuire: Im the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.
— What Women Want 2000 art
Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?Nick Marshall: I wish!
— What Women Want 2000 man
Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?Darcy McGuire: [laughs] And how did you look in them?Nick Marshall: Hot.
— What Women Want 2000 control
[last lines]Darcy McGuire: Thats it?Nick Marshall: I dont want that to be it. I dont want that to be it at all.Darcy McGuire: Then dont let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way. I didnt know what to react to first. Hey, news flash, I took the wrong road. What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?Nick Marshall: [sigh] My hero.
— What Women Want 2000 love
Nick Marshall: [singing along to music] Im a bitch, Im a mother, Im her brother, Its a charmer as I volumize my hair, I am not aware.
— What Women Want 2000 war
Inner Voice of poodle: [thought Nick hears] Monsieur, I have to poop.
— What Women Want 2000 thought
J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule!
— What Women Want 2000 women
Nick Marshall: [to Darcy] He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you dont get to have love.
— What Women Want 2000 love
Alex: My dad? Hes always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.
— What Women Want 2000 alex
Nick Marshall: Buns of steel... Id steal her buns if I could.
— What Women Want 2000 tea
Nick Marshall: Okay, gotta think like a broad, gotta think like a broad... okay. Im a broad...[closes his eyes]Nick Marshall: I see... lipstick. On a Tahitian beauty under a waterfall, wearing nothing by a thong, cold water cascading down her ba...Nick Marshall: [his eyes pop open] Im a lesbian!
— What Women Want 2000 beauty
Nick Marshall: [talking to his reflection in the mirror] You go, girl.
— What Women Want 2000 you
Male Coffee Shop Customer: [Nick has just talked Lola into a date] That was inspiring!Nick Marshall: I know.
— What Women Want 2000 inspiring
Alex: [walks in on Nick wearing feminine products] What are you doing?Nick Marshall: Exfoliating.
— What Women Want 2000 you
Alex: Oh please, Mom had this talk with me when I was like, 11.
— What Women Want 2000 wit
Lola: [after she and Nick have had sex] AMAZING! Amazing! Ohhh! It was like, you were more inside me than anybody. Ever!Nick Marshall: Well thanks, doll. I try.Lola: No! No. I mean more inside my head! Like, you knew what I wanted and how I wanted it...[moans]Lola: We connected in a way that was beyond... Beyond![starts laughing]Lola: Oh, my heart. My heart is beating so hard.[continues laughing]Lola: [inner thoughts] Who would have thought? Slow starter then turns out to be a genius in bed! Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is A SEX GOD!Nick Marshall: Oh, yeah.
— What Women Want 2000 god
Lola: [inner thoughts] Hubba, hubba, here he comes, looking awfully good today! And I havent had sex in 4 months... okay, 6. Ooooh, why do I attempt to stop him asking me out, Im an idiot, idiot, IDIOT![speaking voice]Lola: Hey Nick, hows it goin?Nick Marshall: Lola, my love. I cant take no for an answer.Lola: About what?Nick Marshall: About what.[laughs softly]Nick Marshall: About us.Lola: [inner thoughts] Oh, just dont hurt me, Nick; Ive been hurt too many times.Nick Marshall: I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. I mean, theres always that fear of... well... getting hurt. At least thats how I feel inside.Lola: Do you really?Nick Marshall: All the time.Lola: Me too all the time!Nick Marshall: So, lets just take it slow, and see how it goes.Lola: Slow is good. Slow is really good.Nick Marshall: Yeah.Lola: [giggles] You free tonight?
— What Women Want 2000 love
Nick Marshall: [trying to convince his psychiatrist that he can hear what women think] You dont believe me? Pick a number.J.M. Perkins: Alright. A number between one and...?Nick Marshall: A million, why not?J.M. Perkins: Between one and a million, alright.[Closes her eyes and concentrates]Nick Marshall: Six-hundred and eighty-four thousand, nine-hundred ninety-eight, ninety nine.[Psychiatrists eyes flash open]Nick Marshall: Want to make a decision here?
— What Women Want 2000 women
Nick Marshall: No games.Darcy McGuire: Just sports.
— What Women Want 2000 sports
Nick Marshall: Its never too late to do the right thing. Thats what Ill do, Ill go over there and do the right thing.
— What Women Want 2000 right
Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldnt do that, somebody like me does that.
— What Women Want 2000 body
Morgan: Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I dont wanna be late.
— What Women Want 2000 live
Lola: [inner thoughts as Lola and Nick start having sex] Okay, lied about the grande...
— What Women Want 2000 art
Lola: [inner thoughts after she and Nick have had sex] Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!
— What Women Want 2000 god
Nick Marshall: I realize I havent been the perfect dad.Alex Marshall: Understatement of the century.
— What Women Want 2000 men
[waxing]Nick Marshall: Oh... This is nice, I dont understand why women complain about waxing.
— What Women Want 2000 women
Nick Marshall: [to Morgan] She thinks youre overpaid... and gay.
— What Women Want 2000 you
Nick Marshall: Women are crazy! Who would want to do that again?
— What Women Want 2000 women
[puts on pantyhose on one leg]Nick Marshall: One down, two to go. He he.
— What Women Want 2000
Women: [thought walking by Nick after he gains his powers] Kissing a girl once doesnt make me a lesbian, does it?
— What Women Want 2000 women
Nick Marshall: [impersonating Sean Connery after seeing him in a film] Adversary? Surely you mean *adversary*, old boy?
— What Women Want 2000 you
Nick Marshall: Okay, now, we apply the hot wax to the hairy area.[puts glob of wax on his leg]Nick Marshall: Oh oh, hot, hot, hot! Okay, okay... next... we apply the cloth strip onto the waxed area.[pats down the strip over the wax]Nick Marshall: [lifts his eyebrows] Hey, that actually feels kinda nice. Dunno why women hate waxing their legs. Okay, in one smooth motion, pull strip in the opposite direction of the growth. Thats up, so... 1, 2, 3![yanks off the cloth]Nick Marshall: Ooowwwww!
— What Women Want 2000 women
[first lines]Woman: [voiceover] You know the expression, a mans man. A mans man is the leader of the pack, the kind of man other men look up to, admire, and emulate. A mans man is the kind of man who - just doesnt get what women are about.Gigi: Nick, my ex-husband, is the ultimate mans man. I probably never should have married him. I dont think he understood a thing about me.
— What Women Want 2000 women

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