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White Chicks 2004

Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.Marcus Copeland: Look manLatrell Spencer: Negro please. Didnt any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

— White Chicks 2004 art

[last lines]Marcus Copeland: Hey girls!Karen: HiTori: So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?Kevin Copeland: Yes, we were, but we was doing our job. I just hope you guys arent too pissed off at usKaren: Were so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like... so much more when you were them.[laughing]Karen: So much moreLisa: So I guess this means we wont be hanging out anymoreKevin Copeland: Aw dont say that of course we will. Well hang outMarcus Copeland: Yeah, were all gonna get together and were gonna goooo...Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland, Karen, Lisa, Tori: SHOPPING!

— White Chicks 2004 hope

Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

— White Chicks 2004 you

Kevin Copeland: [chaseing and tackling Purse Snatcher] Gimme that.Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?Kevin Copeland: Its not just a hand bag. Its Prada!

— White Chicks 2004 jesus

[dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach]Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?Tori: The Bald Eagle.Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.Lisa: The Landing Strip.Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.Karen: Ewww, thats sick.Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day![shadow falls over body]Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate, I wouldnt want you to melt.Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

— White Chicks 2004 god

Kevin Copeland: First of all my doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, i get off the surgery table looking life freakin Shrek. And then I get here and Mr. Harper! Makes me feel like Im some dumb blonde with big boobs.

— White Chicks 2004 life

Kevin Copeland: Im gonna have a BF!Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, shes gonna have a bitch fit!Hotel clerk: No, dont d-d-d-dont have a, a, a BF now.Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, Im gonna write a letter!Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble!Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

— White Chicks 2004 god

Tiffany Wilson: I am so... frick-in... pissed!

— White Chicks 2004

Lisa: Hi Im Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Dont forget about me, Im Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, its Tina the Talking Tummy.[cries]Lisa: I cant even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

— White Chicks 2004 wit

Lisa: Im Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.Kevin Copeland: This one goes with your skin tone.Lisa: Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.[shouts]Lisa: Whoo.

— White Chicks 2004 body

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