Will Rogers

#6517 Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. .

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#6518 Will Rogers

See they conducted experiments on convicts ... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail ... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there ... It would be a big aid to humanity, but it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it ... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run ... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics … Even the ministers are denouncing it now … Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony. .

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#6519 Will Rogers

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. .

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#6520 Will Rogers

The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.” .

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#6521 Will Rogers

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. .

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#6522 Will Rogers

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. .

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#6523 Will Rogers

I bet you if I had met him and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I dident like. When you meet people, no matter what opinion you might have formed about them beforehand, why, after you meet them and see their angle and their personality, why, you can see a lot of good in all of them. .

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#6524 Will Rogers

We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory. .

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#6525 Will Rogers

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. .

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#6527 Will Rogers

I not only "don't choose to run" but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't "choose". I will say "won't run" no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time. .

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#6528 Will Rogers

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. .

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#6530 Will Rogers

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. .

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#6531 Will Rogers

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. .

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#6532 Will Rogers

And kid Congress and the Senate, don't scold 'em. They are just children thats never grown up. They don't like to be corrected in company. Don't send messages to 'em, send candy. .

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#6533 Will Rogers

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it. .

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#6534 Will Rogers

You've got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one. .

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#6535 Will Rogers

We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want. .

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#6536 Will Rogers

The United States never lost a war or won a conference. .

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#6537 Will Rogers

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile. .

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#6538 Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U. S. Senators. There ought to be one day (just one) when there is open season on senators. .

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#6539 Will Rogers

When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you’ve got to have been looking for it. .

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#6540 Will Rogers

Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it has fallen in the hands of Mr. Rockefeller, who will take care of it and see it has a good home and never be allowed to wander around unprotected again. There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it. .

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#6541 Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. .

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#6542 Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. .

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#6543 Will Rogers

We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. .

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#6544 Will Rogers

Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter — he's got to just know. .

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#6545 Will Rogers

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler. .

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#6546 Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. .

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#6547 Will Rogers

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead. .

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#6548 Will Rogers

This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something. .

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#6549 Will Rogers

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. .

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#6550 Will Rogers

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. .

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#6551 Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. .

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#6552 Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. .

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#6553 Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. .

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#6556 Will Rogers

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. .

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#6557 Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? .

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#6558 Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. .

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#6559 Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. .

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#6560 Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. .

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#6561 Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. .

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#6562 Will Rogers

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em. .

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#6563 Will Rogers

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. .

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#6564 Will Rogers

When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, "I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with." .

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#6565 Will Rogers

No party is as bad as its state and national leaders. .

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#6566 Will Rogers

You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for. .

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#6567 Will Rogers

That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can." .

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#6568 Will Rogers

I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce. .

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#6569 Will Rogers

A man that don't love a Horse, there is something the matter with him. If he has no sympathy for the man that does love Horses, then there is something worse the matter with him. .

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#6570 Will Rogers

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. .

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