Wilson Mizner

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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. .

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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. .

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. .

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. .

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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. .

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Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you .

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A fellow who is always declaring that hes no fool, usually has his suspicions. .

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. .

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If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. .

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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. .

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. .

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The worst tempered people Ive ever met were people who knew they were wrong. .

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Ive spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. .

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. .

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. .

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Lifes a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. .

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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork .

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When you take stuff from one writer its plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, its research. .

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In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you wont be able to do this. .

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Dont talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. .

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A fellow who is always declaring hes no fool usually has his suspicions. .

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I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education .

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. .

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The first hundred years are the hardest. .

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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. .

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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. .

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You sparkle with larceny. .

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Be nice to people on your way up because youll meet them on your way down. .

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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research. .

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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. .

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Failure has gone to his head. .

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. .

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God help those who do not help themselves. .

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, Have you read - . .

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. .

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Id rather know a square guy than own a square mile. .

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Ive had ample contact with lawyers, and Im convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own. .

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If you steal from one author its plagiarism; if you steal from many its research. .

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It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found. .

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Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. .

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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. .

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The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. .

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. .

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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. .

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. .

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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune. .

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Always be nice to people on the way up; because youll meet the same people on the way down. .

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it .

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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. .

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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. .

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