WrestleMania

Jerry: You know what else would be worse than awful if Brock Lesnar ends the Streak? It would probably submit that walrus Paul Heymans legacy as possibly the greatest strategist, possibly the best manager ever.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Volkoff. Volkoff understand one thing, youre not singing that Russian National Anthem. Because this is the land of the free, and the home of the brave!!!

— WrestleMania sin

Freddie Blassie: What do you mean controversial? He pinned him right in the center of the ring, didnt he? Did he or did he not pin him for the count of three?

— WrestleMania you

Gene Okerlund: All right, were just moments away from the big one. When I say big, the battle of the titans. Big John Studd, Bobby Heenan, come in. Andre the Giant putting his entire career on the line.

— WrestleMania men

Big John Studd: Oh man, this bag is heavy man! This is what it was all about. $15,000 that we used for bait. John Studd, the only giant of wrestling. 7 foot plus, nearly 400 pounds of solid muscle. And this is what we wanted to prove to the whole world that I am the giant in a few short moments, along with this $15,000. Youre going to see me in the ring and youre going to see the last match of Andrea because he retires if he cant do it.

— WrestleMania men

Bobby The Brain Heenan: You know what we did, just keep your hands to yourself here. For $15,000 and a haircut, we are eliminating Andre the Giant from professional wrestling. Oh yeah, a lot of gladhandlers out here today. Keep your hands out of there pal! Only two people are going to see this money. Thats Studd and myself. Oh, three, the people at the bank when we deposit the money. But not the Giant.

— WrestleMania people

Jesse: Ive seen plenty of anticlimactic Super Bowls in my day, Ive seen a lot of lousy NBA Championships in my day, but we definitely are not seeingwere seeing the greatest spectacle in wrestling history right now.

— WrestleMania history

Hulk Hogan: WrestleMania, Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, Superfly Jimmy Snuka: we reign supreme, can you dig that?!

— WrestleMania man

Lou Duva: Hes the prospect, I think of the heavyweights out there today, he the best prospect known. Hes trained diligently, hes in real good shape. Heavyweights one punch and its all over. Tonight, hes in shape and hes going to do his job. Right Roddy?

— WrestleMania good

Jesse: Hogan, your ribs are injured, youre facing the biggest, toughest man I believe youve ever faced in your career in King Kong Bundy inside a steel cage. Man, I cant believe youd do something like that as Champion of the world!

— WrestleMania world

Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, in the fourth round, the referee stops this bout, he awards the decision as a result of a disqualification to Mr. T!

— WrestleMania war

Jesse: Hulk is coming back with a tape of his own. Now, Alfred Hayes, what do you got to say about the champion?

— WrestleMania you

Lord Alfred Hayes: Well, thats tit-for-tat, Jesse. Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander.

— WrestleMania good

Vince McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the magnificent Silverdome! And welcome to Wrestlemania III!

— WrestleMania men

Bob Uecker: Little Beaver reminds me of a girl I went with about 25 years ago. She had the same haircut.

— WrestleMania mind

Bob Uecker: Its Moolah! Shes here! No wonder you guys are here all the time! The moon is full and so am I! I gotta get with Moolah! Im leavin, see you guys later!

— WrestleMania time

Gorilla Monsoon: Look at that, Jess. This is unfair, the outside help to get your man back on his feet.

— WrestleMania man

Vince McMahon: Heavyweight champion of the world in the locker room just one hour away from his moment of destiny.

— WrestleMania men

Bobby: Thank you Jesse. First of all, Ill speak at any place. I am two for two, Monsoon! Two for two! Billy Jerk did not beat my man! As far as Im concerned

— WrestleMania man

Bobby: Just a minute, Im talking cause Im on a roll here! What happened was he knew he couldnt beat Hercules, so he kept him outside; as far as the Brains concerned, thats a victory, we win that one! The King—you saw him in the chair, he left with the crown; the miserable Junkyard Dog, he bowed, he curtsied, he did everything we said hed do! I am on a roll, I am 2-0

— WrestleMania ya

Jesse: Bobby, Id just like to say—and I went on the record with this—I thought that was the biggest cheap shot Id ever seen, when the JYD hit the King Harley Race with that chair.

— WrestleMania thought

Gorilla: Let me clear something up here a minute, Brain. Youre one-for-three in my book—you didnt win the Hernandez match, King Kong Bundy lost.

— WrestleMania book

Bobby: I dont care about midgets. I dont even deal with midgets. I dont like midgets. Forget that match. Talk about my career! What I am doing. Im making history here at Pontiac Silverdome. 2-0!

— WrestleMania history

Bobby: A wins a win. When youre at WrestleMania, you take what you can get. Its not easy. They got a win. I got two wins and Im going to have three wins today!

— WrestleMania man

Howard: The winners of this contest, The Dream Team! Brutus Beefcake and Greg The Hammer Valentine!

— WrestleMania war

Jesse: Theyre leaving him! I cant believe this. Whats the matter with Beefcake? Whats the matter with him? He gets the winners money!

— WrestleMania money

Gorilla: Whats the matter with Johnny V and the rest of his crew? Why are they leaving this guy behind?

— WrestleMania wit

Gorilla: There they go. Special match upcoming. The adorable one, Adrian Adonis and Rowdy Roddy Piper. A lot of interesting things led up to this one.

— WrestleMania

Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I would like to introduce to you a man who allegedly tells it like it is—Jesse The Body Ventura!

— WrestleMania war

Jesse: Hey, what are you talkin about, allegedly tells it like it is. I am the man who tells it like it is!

— WrestleMania man

Mary Hart: Can we just clear one thing up? Its very important for everybody to understand that Jimmy and I are not related. At one time, I might have wanted to claim that, but since he has Danny on his team, and Danny is not exactlyI just wanna let everybody know that as much as Id like to be rooting for The Hart Foundation, I just cant under the circumstances.

— WrestleMania time

Gene Okerlund: With me at this time, manager Bobby The Brain Heenan, and Im privileged to be standing next to the most extraordinary athlete of all time. He is not elected until this date to challenge Hulk Hogan for the Heavyweight Championship, and this afternoon at WrestleMania III, Bobby Heenan, your man, André the Giant will be doing just that.

— WrestleMania time

Gorilla: Jess, I wanna go on record of saying you were one of the guys—you and the weasel-breath Bobby The Brain Heenan—who said that this guy would never step back in the ring.

— WrestleMania you

Jesse: Well, Ill go on the record, he surprised me. You know, they said hes got a lot of heart; but I personally say hes got a lot of throat, because it wasnt the heart that got hurt.

— WrestleMania art

Jesse: Oh thats different then. He shouldve been counted out by Dave Hebner, the referee. Ive already counted to 20.

— WrestleMania read

Jesse: That should be a disqualification. That was an intentional throw over the top by Steamboat to save himself.

— WrestleMania self

Jesse: You talk about a miscarriage of justice, Monsoon! Flagrant outside interference on the part of Animal Steele!

— WrestleMania art

Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contestand NEW Intercontinental Champion: Ricky The Dragon Steamboat!

— WrestleMania war

Gorilla: Standing ovation by this capacity crowd, Elizabeth was in tears, Ricky The Dragon Steamboat the new Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion.

— WrestleMania tears

Jesse: Well, all Ive got to say, Gorilla Monsoon, is that Steamboatd better cut that belt in half and give half of it to George The Animal Steele, because without Animal Steeles flagrant interference, Macho Man Randy Savage wouldve won; he had Steamboat pinned for 30 or 40 seconds. Deny that.

— WrestleMania man

Jesse: Broke the record that the Rolling Stones set in New Orleans. 93,173 — Gorilla, did they count you and I in that, or is it 175?

— WrestleMania you

Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Volkolf. Volkolf understand one thing, youre not singing that Russian National Anthem. Because this is the land of the free, and the home of the brave!!!

— WrestleMania sin

Gene Okerlund: Andre the Giant, just moments away from your stepping through the ropes and into the ring to meet Hulk Hogan in the biggest title match of all time. I want get your thoughts.

— WrestleMania time

André: Gene, you see me now. And Im going to the ring and believe me, its not going to take me too long to come back right in front of the camera with the World Championship belt around my waist.

— WrestleMania world

Bobby: Oh I can feel it. Oh the adrenalines going! This man right here is going to make me famous. Hes going to become the Heavyweight Champion of the world, and Im going to go down in the history books as the manager of the Worlds Heavyweight Champion. Im ready. Hogan, youd better be ready!

— WrestleMania books

Gene Okerlund: Moments away from the biggest Heavyweight Title defense of this man ever. Hulk Hogan, youve got to be ready.

— WrestleMania men

Bob Uecker: This is the main event of the evening. It is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. It is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit. First, the challenger, accompanied by his manager, Bobby the Brain Heenan. He hails from Grenoble in the French Alps, he weighs 520 pounds, Andre the Giant!

— WrestleMania time

Gorilla: An awesome figure. The 75 figure of Andre the Giant who has literally been brainwashed by that man right there, Bobby the Brain Heenan.

— WrestleMania man

Jesse: No, I disagree with you a little, Gorilla. The man has never had a championship title match. Dont you feel, in a 15-year illustrious career, that he should be granted one shot at the title?

— WrestleMania man

Gorilla: Jess, the man never, #1, asked for a title match, and #2, never wanted a title match. To my knowledge.

— WrestleMania knowledge

Jesse: Never wanted it? Your knowledge is wrong, because right here hes got one, and he definitely asked for it—he ripped the shirt off the champion, as well as the crucifix. I figure thats a direct way of asking for it.

— WrestleMania knowledge

Gorilla: Yes, it certainly is, but all that came at the provocation of that guy right there with the white waiters jacket on, Bobby The Brain Heenan.

— WrestleMania rain

Jesse: There he is—75, 525, neck 24, chest 71, biceps 21, hands 16, wrists 11 inches, forearms 17, thighs 36, calves 22.

— WrestleMania

Bob Uecker: And now his opponent. He is from Venice Beach, California. Weighing in at 294 pounds. He is the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight champion, Hulk Hogan!

— WrestleMania world

Gorilla: The roof of the Silverdome about to explode here! As the Hulkster greets and these 93,000 plus greet him. Youre looking at the greatest professional athlete in the world today. The worlds heavyweight champion.

— WrestleMania world

Jesse: Well right now Gorilla, he may not be a few minutes from now. Let me run it down. Hogan—68, 294, neck 21, chest 58, biceps at a phenomenal 24 inches, forearms 18, wrists 9 inches, hands 13 and a half, thighs 30 and a half, calves 20, the tale of the tape!

— WrestleMania men

Gorilla: Look at the stare of the champion against the challenger. The irresistible force meeting the immovable object.

— WrestleMania challenge

Gorilla: Andre is 75! The bell has gone, this one is officially underway. Look at the look of the disdain on the face of Andre.

— WrestleMania

Jesse: Oh, was that close. Andre thinks hes won it just like that. Hogan is hurt! Hogan went for a bodyslam early in the bout and he may have injured his back.

— WrestleMania hurt

Gorilla: May have hurt that lower back area for sure with that extreme weight of Andre the Giant. Referee showing the timekeeper that it was a two count and the shoulder came up.

— WrestleMania time

Gorilla: Neither did these 93,000 plus as the worlds heavyweight champion, Hulk Hogan has proven to everyone what hes made of.

— WrestleMania world

Gorilla: Hes thanking the guy upstairs Jess, as he always does. Lets get the official announcement.

— WrestleMania men

Bob Uecker: The winner of the bout, and still World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion — Hulk Hogan!!

— WrestleMania world

Jesse: With your lifetime batting average of .200, that means with every swing, you could only hit one guy out of five.

— WrestleMania life

Jesse: Thats kinda like talking to the third base coach before you lay down the bunt, Uecker. Then again, in your case, Ueck, you gotta make contact with the ball.

— WrestleMania you

Jesse: You know whatd be unique that just came to mind to me, Gorilla? Lets say if DiBiase advances here, and lets say Andre beats Hogan, that means that DiBiase and Andre would face each othercorrect?

— WrestleMania mind

Gorilla: Not necessarily—if DiBiases victorious here, he has to meet the winner of the Muraco/Bravo match.

— WrestleMania win

Jesse: Right, but lets just say that DiBiase wins twice, it could end up Andre/DiBiase; what will happen?

— WrestleMania will

Jesse: You think Andred step aside, or will DiBiase step aside and let Andre go forward, feeling hes the unbeatable man?

— WrestleMania war

Gorilla: Well, its possible, but he tried that before, and he knows that he cant get the belt without beating the champion.

— WrestleMania wit

Bobby: I dont have to take insults from you or anybody else. You talk about people writing in letters? You had over 700,000 votes to get into the Hall of Fame. Youd have had a lot more than that, but you ran out of stamps.

— WrestleMania writing

Bob Uecker: Introducing first: accompanied by himselfuh-uh—hes got the big boy with him, Andre the Giant. Here is the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.

— WrestleMania self

Gorilla: I tell you what, in your day, Jess, they wouldve been tough for anybody because theyre so unorthodox.

— WrestleMania body

Jesse: Look at this, they got poor Jimmys coat, and these guysd probably eat it. They probably didnt get enough to eat at brunch.

— WrestleMania poor

Gorilla: Boy, has he got you to be a believer! He wasnt even sweating in the end! He obviously got onto one of those pushcarts on the boardwalk and had someone push him around for 2 3/4 miles.

— WrestleMania art

Jesse: I cant believe the jealousy in you Monsoon. Fujis out there training while youre throwing dice.

— WrestleMania believe

Gene Okerlund: Rick Martel, what kind of an explanation do you have for actions out there?! You left Tito Santana high and dry! You walked away from your tag team partner!

— WrestleMania art

Rick Martel: Well, as far as Im concerned, he just got what he deserved. Im sick and tired of him, and Im sick and tired of carrying him around. I was doing great whenever since Ive been in WWF as a singles wrestler, but no—Mr. Tito wants to ride my coattail once more. Im sick and tired of him; Ive been carrying him around too long already!

— WrestleMania art

Gene Okerlund: Wait a minute, Martel, youre out of line. Strike Force was supposed to be a team! A team!

— WrestleMania art

Rick Martel: I dont want to be associated with that guy, hes a loser! You saw his timing was way off. Youre lucky that Im big a gentleman that I am, I just walked off! I couldve been a lot worse for you, Tito Santana. Im tired, Im fed up with you!

— WrestleMania art

Morton Downey, Jr.: Let me tell you, Brother Love—any guy who wears a skirt, I dont want to love me.

— WrestleMania love

Piper: You know, Brother Love, with them cute little knees like that, your hair all breezed back, that cute little flower there, and that tie, the only thing that bothers me is that your face is red. I dont know if thats high blood pressure, or youre just scared to death of me.

— WrestleMania love

Piper: Scotch is what a Scotsman drinks. Now if you are any part of you a Scotsman, thenunder that skirt there

— WrestleMania art

Piper: Ill bite your face off if you do that. Tell me. If you are a real Scotsman, then you dont got nothin under that kilt there, do you? Huh? No, I mean it! If you are a real Scotsman, there aint a lick of thing under there. Excuse me, I should rephrase that. I dont mean he hasnt got anything under the kilt, I should say youre not wearing anything. We all know you aint got nothin under there!

— WrestleMania man

Jesse: Im a professional, Monsoon. Theyre paying me big money to be here. Ill earn it and dont you give me no hard time. Ive had enough for now!

— WrestleMania time

Jesse: She deserves it. She ought to be in his corner doing what she— hey, he took her to the top, Gorilla.

— WrestleMania

Jesse: Oh he raked his eyes! I tell you, I dont know how the pukesters can cheer for this guy. Hes as dirty as they get!

— WrestleMania you

Jesse: If the Macho Man succesfully defends the title, finally, finally well have two champions that I like.

— WrestleMania man

Gene Okerlund: Im standing here with the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions: the awesome force of the Colostomy Connect

— WrestleMania world

Bobby: Never mind. But if you want to talk evacuation, fine. Because thats exactly where Demolition is headed.

— WrestleMania mind

Bobby: Theyre headed straight to the treatment plant. And gentlemen, we know how were going to treat them, dont we?

— WrestleMania men

Jesse: You know how I cant miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newmans eyes, I got Kirk Douglass chin, and Robert Duvalls haircut. How can I lose?

— WrestleMania man

Jesse: They said with a combined weight of 465 lbs. Youre telling me that Rhodes only weighs 200?!

— WrestleMania you

Gene Okerlund: I find that youre tougher to get along with than a mother-in-law on a weekend visit to my house.

— WrestleMania law

Bobby: Dont you concern yourself about getting along with me. Im the easiest guy in the world to get along with; but when youre 540 lb., 74, and it takes two and a half hours for the blood to reach the brain, you dont think real right!

— WrestleMania world

Gene Okerlund: Wait a minute, Bobby Heenan, where do you have the bal— the nerve to hit Andre the Giant in the face?

— WrestleMania you

Bobby: Ill tell you where I got the nerve to hit Andre in the face. You take orders from me! Im the head of the Family! You listen to me, you go to the top; you dont listen to me, youre never heard from again! You have just committed pal..

— WrestleMania family

Bobby: No Im not! We lost the championship! Because he stood on the apron, wouldnt get in the ring, wouldnt help Haku. Haku had to carry the load! Im starting a new Heenan family. Ones that will listen to me

— WrestleMania art

Gene Okerlund: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion of all time. Here we are at Wrestlemania VI, the waitings over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge.

— WrestleMania time

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