Zoey 101

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Chase: Right! Then late tonight, when everyones asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk! .

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Chase: Look, girls, I dont know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious. .

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1 Season 1: 13 Episodes1.1 Welcome To PCA 1.2 New Roomies 1.3 Webcam 1.4 Defending Dustin 1.5 Prank Week 1.6 Jet X 1.7 The Play 1.8 Quinns Date 1.9 Spring Fling 1.10 Backpack 1.11 Disc Golf 1.12 School Dance 1.13 Little Beach Party .

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2 Season 22.1 Back to P.C.A. 2.2 Time Capsule 2.3 The Election 2.4 Haunted House 2.5 Bad Girl 2.6 Broadcast Views 2.7 Girls Will Be Boys 2.8 Robot Wars 2.9 Lola Likes Chase 2.10 Spring Break-Up: TV Movie 2.11 People Auction 2.12 Quinns Alpaca .

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3 Season 3:3.1 Suprise 3.2 Chases Girlfriend 3.3 Hot Dean 3.4 Zoeys Tutor 3.5 The Great Vince Blake 3.6 Silver Hammer Society 3.7 Michael Loves Lisa 3.8 Zoeys Balloon 3.9 Chases Grandma 3.10 Quarantine 3.11 Dance Contest 3.12 Favor Chain 3.13 Zoeys Ribs 3.14 Drippin Episode 3.15 Son Of A Dean 3.16 Miss PCA 3.17 Logan Gets Cut Off 3.18 Goodbye Zoey? .

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4 Season Four4.1 Trading Places 4.2 Fake Roommate 4.3 Alone at PCA 4.4 Rumor Of Love 4.5 Anger Management 4.6 Quinn Misses The Mark 4.7 Walk-a-thon 4.8 Vince is Back 4.9 Dinner For Two Many 4.10 Coffee Cart Ban 4.11 Roller Coaster .

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Zoey: Ok, Logan, tell ya what: Ill round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And well see whose better at basketball. .

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Zoey: Stop it. You know what Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet! .

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Zoey: What, I cant brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two Nicole and Dana trying to bludgeon each other? .

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Quinn: Its one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them Quinnventions. .

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Chase: Sorry kid if I had money Id lend it to myself, which I dontSo im outta luck and so are you! .

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Zoey: on cell phone in phony southern accent Excuse me sir, Im calling about the mustard you ordered. .

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Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver! .

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Zoey: Lets tie him up! Put him in the closet! Then well put him in the trunk of his car and drive him to Mexico! .

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Chase: Well then maybe its time. Oh yeah, thats right. Shes in trouble now, give me your lunch money. .

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Nicole: crying But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys! .

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Mr. Bender: Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business. .

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Logan: Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why dont you go out for football or something? .

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Chase: Because the drama clubs loaded with hot girls. And Ive seen the football team, theyre not hot. .

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Chase: Yeah, see its actually supposed to say Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard. Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. Im always mixing up my Ss and Ls. Like one time I tried to write sassafras. I wrote lallafral! .

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Quinn: What did he say? Please say he said yes, I would be the happiest person in the world if he said yes, tell me he said yes, please. .

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Quinn: Mark, I cant believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend! I dont care about you any more! Good day, Mark! .

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Quinn: Spiders arent insects! Theyre arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice? .

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Chase: Well some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said Yes meat is good but it would be even better in ball form .

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Chase: Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine Your best friend borrows your lipglosswithout asking! .

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Michael: Thats you?! pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses Ha ha ha ha ha! Mr. Bender gives him a look You were very handsome. .

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Lola: My dad tells me Im just like her! So I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But .

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Mr. Bender: Lookyou obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and thats the important thing. .

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Announcer: Chase Matthews wants to be your class president. But how well do you really know Chase Matthews? For example, do you know he eats out of garbage cans? Or that he shaves his legs? Or that he picks on little girls? Is this the kind of guy you want for class president? No! On Tuesday, vote Zoey Brooks for class president. Shes awesome! .

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Zoey: What dya mean what do I mean? When I say its locked, its locked, how many definitions of locked are there? .

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Logan: Today were gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think its fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey? .

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Logan: Okay Lets move on to our next topic then Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. with a girly voice Uh, Im a girl. Ill have a chopped salad but I want the lettuce on the side! Guys are just like Give me a cheeseburger! End of story! Zoey? .

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Logan: Okay For our next topic lets talk about Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm? .

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Chase: in the Chase and Michael show Would a woman make a better president of the United States than a man? .

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Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple shell cry and start a war with Switzerland! .

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Zoey: Maybe we ought to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around. .

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Nicole: But if we are around them trying to prove it well be around them and were girls so theyll be around girls when were trying t- .

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Chase: after that he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground Was it expensive? .

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Logan: in a computerized voice I am the Dolby Digi-Quinn. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am the Dolby Digi-Quinn from Dorkon! .

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Quinn: I really would like to help, but I just dont believe in using my gift of science for violence. .

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Chase: So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl whos really good at biology! .

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Chase: Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into- .

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Michael: The only person who doesnt know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why dont you just tell her already? .

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Coach Keller:running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill is on fire! .

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Kazu: Fire!? He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them. No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm! .

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Allexcept Kazu and Coach Keller: Over there! Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller. .

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Logan: Oh, my goodness! Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu. .

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Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with s in it already so we can have a normal conversation? .

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Lola: Im gonna trick Logan into losing so we dont have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore. .

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Chase: We arent even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other! .

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