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Zoey 101

Chase: Right! Then late tonight, when everyones asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!
— Zoey 101 sleep
Chase: Look, girls, I dont know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.
— Zoey 101 art
1 Season 1: 13 Episodes1.1 Welcome To PCA 1.2 New Roomies 1.3 Webcam 1.4 Defending Dustin 1.5 Prank Week 1.6 Jet X 1.7 The Play 1.8 Quinns Date 1.9 Spring Fling 1.10 Backpack 1.11 Disc Golf 1.12 School Dance 1.13 Little Beach Party
— Zoey 101 art
2 Season 22.1 Back to P.C.A. 2.2 Time Capsule 2.3 The Election 2.4 Haunted House 2.5 Bad Girl 2.6 Broadcast Views 2.7 Girls Will Be Boys 2.8 Robot Wars 2.9 Lola Likes Chase 2.10 Spring Break-Up: TV Movie 2.11 People Auction 2.12 Quinns Alpaca
— Zoey 101 war
3 Season 3:3.1 Suprise 3.2 Chases Girlfriend 3.3 Hot Dean 3.4 Zoeys Tutor 3.5 The Great Vince Blake 3.6 Silver Hammer Society 3.7 Michael Loves Lisa 3.8 Zoeys Balloon 3.9 Chases Grandma 3.10 Quarantine 3.11 Dance Contest 3.12 Favor Chain 3.13 Zoeys Ribs 3.14 Drippin Episode 3.15 Son Of A Dean 3.16 Miss PCA 3.17 Logan Gets Cut Off 3.18 Goodbye Zoey?
— Zoey 101 love
4 Season Four4.1 Trading Places 4.2 Fake Roommate 4.3 Alone at PCA 4.4 Rumor Of Love 4.5 Anger Management 4.6 Quinn Misses The Mark 4.7 Walk-a-thon 4.8 Vince is Back 4.9 Dinner For Two Many 4.10 Coffee Cart Ban 4.11 Roller Coaster
— Zoey 101 love
Zoey: Ok, Logan, tell ya what: Ill round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And well see whose better at basketball.
— Zoey 101 ya
Zoey: Stop it. You know what Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!
— Zoey 101 people
Zoey: What, I cant brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two Nicole and Dana trying to bludgeon each other?
— Zoey 101 you
Quinn: Its one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them Quinnventions.
— Zoey 101 you
Chase: Sorry kid if I had money Id lend it to myself, which I dontSo im outta luck and so are you!
— Zoey 101 money
Zoey: on cell phone in phony southern accent Excuse me sir, Im calling about the mustard you ordered.
— Zoey 101 you
Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!
— Zoey 101 mission
Zoey: Lets tie him up! Put him in the closet! Then well put him in the trunk of his car and drive him to Mexico!
— Zoey 101
Chase: Well then maybe its time. Oh yeah, thats right. Shes in trouble now, give me your lunch money.
— Zoey 101 time
Nicole: crying But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys!
— Zoey 101 school
Mr. Bender: Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.
— Zoey 101 business
Logan: Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why dont you go out for football or something?
— Zoey 101 time
Chase: Because the drama clubs loaded with hot girls. And Ive seen the football team, theyre not hot.
— Zoey 101 girls
Chase: Yeah, see its actually supposed to say Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard. Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. Im always mixing up my Ss and Ls. Like one time I tried to write sassafras. I wrote lallafral!
— Zoey 101 life
Quinn: What did he say? Please say he said yes, I would be the happiest person in the world if he said yes, tell me he said yes, please.
— Zoey 101 world
Quinn: Mark, I cant believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend! I dont care about you any more! Good day, Mark!
— Zoey 101 believe
Quinn: Spiders arent insects! Theyre arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?
— Zoey 101 you
Chase: Well some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said Yes meat is good but it would be even better in ball form
— Zoey 101 good
Chase: Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine Your best friend borrows your lipglosswithout asking!
— Zoey 101 loss
Michael: Thats you?! pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses Ha ha ha ha ha! Mr. Bender gives him a look You were very handsome.
— Zoey 101 book
Lola: My dad tells me Im just like her! So I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But
— Zoey 101 time
Mr. Bender: Lookyou obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and thats the important thing.
— Zoey 101 men
Announcer: Chase Matthews wants to be your class president. But how well do you really know Chase Matthews? For example, do you know he eats out of garbage cans? Or that he shaves his legs? Or that he picks on little girls? Is this the kind of guy you want for class president? No! On Tuesday, vote Zoey Brooks for class president. Shes awesome!
— Zoey 101 age
Zoey: What dya mean what do I mean? When I say its locked, its locked, how many definitions of locked are there?
— Zoey 101 man
Logan: Today were gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think its fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey?
— Zoey 101 girls
Logan: Okay Lets move on to our next topic then Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. with a girly voice Uh, Im a girl. Ill have a chopped salad but I want the lettuce on the side! Guys are just like Give me a cheeseburger! End of story! Zoey?
— Zoey 101 time
Logan: Okay For our next topic lets talk about Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?
— Zoey 101 people
Chase: in the Chase and Michael show Would a woman make a better president of the United States than a man?
— Zoey 101 man
Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple shell cry and start a war with Switzerland!
— Zoey 101 war
Zoey: Maybe we ought to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.
— Zoey 101 girls
Nicole: But if we are around them trying to prove it well be around them and were girls so theyll be around girls when were trying t-
— Zoey 101 girls
Chase: after that he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground Was it expensive?
— Zoey 101
Logan: in a computerized voice I am the Dolby Digi-Quinn. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am the Dolby Digi-Quinn from Dorkon!
— Zoey 101 home
Quinn: I really would like to help, but I just dont believe in using my gift of science for violence.
— Zoey 101 science
Chase: So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl whos really good at biology!
— Zoey 101 art
Chase: Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-
— Zoey 101 light
Michael: The only person who doesnt know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why dont you just tell her already?
— Zoey 101 love
Coach Keller:running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill is on fire!
— Zoey 101 fire
Kazu: Fire!? He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them. No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!
— Zoey 101 fire
Allexcept Kazu and Coach Keller: Over there! Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller.
— Zoey 101 fire
Logan: Oh, my goodness! Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu.
— Zoey 101 reading
Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with s in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
— Zoey 101 you
Lola: Im gonna trick Logan into losing so we dont have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.
— Zoey 101 sin
Chase: We arent even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!
— Zoey 101 school
Chase: I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and Im about to start coughing up blood!
— Zoey 101 art
Zoey: Umm, Quinn? Listen since were gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few you know rules.
— Zoey 101 living
Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why dont we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
— Zoey 101 sin
Quinn: She threatened you? Oh,thats all I needed to hear! takes out a laser gun type thing. Ill be back in ten minutes!
— Zoey 101 you
Rebecca: Well its just, youre so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCAI better start drinking it!
— Zoey 101 art
Michael: Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!
— Zoey 101 love
Chase: Well, I think that theres a reason why Zoey didnt get the text massage. I think it was something, I dont know, karma, universe, the lord, the force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And thats all.
— Zoey 101 friends
Chase: I mean, look it like this: a guys gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I dont want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then its over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what Im saying?
— Zoey 101 life
Michael: Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying I just thought that I was your best friend But if I have been replaced by Zoey then
— Zoey 101 thought
Chase: That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I cant Hang out with you anymore and talk to you.
— Zoey 101 you
Michael: So you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?
— Zoey 101 sin
Quinn: cause You called me a spaz. I dont like being called a Spaz, never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.
— Zoey 101 hope
Coco: Youre guys Am I Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentines Day with a pretzel from a gas station!?
— Zoey 101 you
Chase: Because a pair means two like: a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?
— Zoey 101 love
Michael: Because man, you would sound stupid if you were like Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!
— Zoey 101 love
Coco: I just dont understand guys. First they tell you that they love you. Then they tell you that youre too clingy and needy and man Im hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but Im fun to be with, right? RIGHT!? Coco keeps sobbing.
— Zoey 101 love
Coco: Oh man, theres a hair on my honeydew. picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust.
— Zoey 101 food
Coco: Ooh, maybe its Carl. Oh gross its my mother. answers phone What!? No mom, he hasnt called. Thats right mom, Im gonna grow old and die alone.
— Zoey 101 alone
Chase: Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool sees Quinn and Lola Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. Whats up females?
— Zoey 101
Michael:Why do you tell people?!?! Why dont you just put it on the news! Hey! Wheres Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!
— Zoey 101 people
Zoey: No thanks, Im already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?
— Zoey 101 food
Chase: What? The french fry, made by the potato - a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable!
— Zoey 101
Lola: You know, most girls biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. Ive got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.
— Zoey 101 home
Ms. Bromwell: Oh, Zoey, youre good friends with Chase Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
— Zoey 101 friends
Chase: Shes not dating Logan, okay? Ive known her since the first day she came here to PCA and I know shed never date a jerk like Logan!
— Zoey 101 sin
Quinn: How can I not? Ive been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisins. He won, I lost.
— Zoey 101 sin
Zoey: to her chemistry teacher Logan doesnt know anything about chemistry! Logan doesnt know anything about anything!
— Zoey 101 tea
Quinn: Who cares? Ive gotta go prove to my rat that no rodent can outsmart Quinn Penskie. Are ya ready for me, rat? Are you ready for a piece of Quinn?!
— Zoey 101 art
Firewire: You cant do that! Shes in her original packaging! Lola turns the chair he is tied in to face Quinn and her acid NO!!!!!
— Zoey 101 aging
Mr. Thatcher: Gimme the cookie and ill let it slide. she does, and he takes a bite of it You are LUCKY.
— Zoey 101 you
Lola: in British accent Oh look, its my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand.
— Zoey 101 wit
Lola: talking to Gene on the phone Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend Zoey? Shes cute and boyfriendless!
— Zoey 101 you
Chase: Teach me to dance, or ill tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last years American Idol finale.
— Zoey 101 america
Stacey: squeals and picks up swabs You hear that my little cotton-topped friends? Soon Ill be Mrs. Stacy Reese! throws swabs and squeals
— Zoey 101 friends
Lola: What if that takes weeks? I cant handle that, Zoey! I need to be able to throw my bra on the floor without worrying if your little brothers gonna find it, take a digital picture of it, and show it to his friends.
— Zoey 101 friends
Dean Rivers: after the fire alarm has gone off All right, all right, the good news is theres no fire. Wait, wait. The bad news, one of you obviously pulled the fire alarm for no reason. Would the person who did it like to confess? nobody talks I didnt think so. All right, let me be clear. Pulling a fire alarm is not funny. laughter is heard Its a serious offense. If it happens again, and I dont find out who it is, Im giving this entire dorm detention. the boys start complaining Now go back to bed.
— Zoey 101 funny
Dean Rivers: after the fire alarm has gone off for the second night All right, I told you what would happen if someone pulled that fire alarm again. All of you, have detention this Saturday. all of the boys groan as they start to walk inside
— Zoey 101 art
Chase: Hey! How about we take turns, staying up, hiding, watching the fire alarm? That way well catch whoevers doing it.
— Zoey 101 fire
Michael: Hows it gonna miss us?! Were right in front! Oh, man! Hes about to roll! Its gonna roll!
— Zoey 101 man
Michael: Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this. Our characters are two dolphins, that are afraid to be hit by a boat.
— Zoey 101 character
Logan: All right! You want an idea? How about your characters are bowling pins and youre terrified of being hit by the bowling ball. Hows that?
— Zoey 101 character
Michael: You know, why do they call this an eggplant? It doesnt look like an egg, it doesnt look like a plant.
— Zoey 101 you
Chase: Youre the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well guess what? Its bringing out the worst in you!
— Zoey 101 people
Chase: Its likeyou? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?
— Zoey 101 dying
Michael: It is? Yeah, thats right, it is! It sure is! You just laugh it up, Quinn. Compliments of Michael Barrett!
— Zoey 101 men
Chase: Hey come on, this is my room too. Chauncy offers him a $50 bill You know, suddenly I feel like standing in the hallway. he and Zoey leave the room
— Zoey 101 you
Malcolm Reese: angry This is the bill for my United Express credit card! holds up a piece of paper
— Zoey 101
Lola: Whyd he have to buy that stupid car and lose all his money? I liked him better when he was rich and obnoxious.
— Zoey 101 money
Stacey: singing off-key. Throughout the song, Michael is whining about the song and how horrible Staceys singing is. You can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even at a quarter to three! Cause I like sassafras, you like sassafras, we like sassafras teeeeeeeeeeeeeea!
— Zoey 101 art
Zoey: What are you guys doing here? Why didnt you tell me you were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why arent you answering my questions?
— Zoey 101 you

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