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Benny Hill (Actor)

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

— Benny Hill thought

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

— Benny Hill

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

— Benny Hill girls

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

— Benny Hill right

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

— Benny Hill business

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

— Benny Hill time

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

— Benny Hill body

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