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Bob Hope (Actor)

I dont generally feel anything until noon, then its time for my nap.
— Bob Hope time
I do benefits for all religions -- Id hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
— Bob Hope religion
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
— bob hope money
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
— bob hope dance
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— bob hope you
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
— bob hope time
It was probably a coincidence, but right after I was born, my mom and dad left town.
— bob hope right
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
— bob hope time
My idea of Christmas, whether old fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
— bob hope christ
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things not the great occasions give off the greatest glow of happiness.
— bob hope happiness
Isnt it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
— Bob Hope fun
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
— Bob Hope play
Ill shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
— Bob Hope live
I grew up with six brothers. Thats how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
— Bob Hope dance
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play at it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf.
— Bob Hope work
Ill tell ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
— Bob Hope people
If Im on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
— Bob Hope god
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
— Bob Hope happiness
Ive always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
— Bob Hope time
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf.
— Bob Hope work
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
— Bob Hope ya
Youve got to be rich to have a swing like that.
— Bob Hope you
If you havent any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
— Bob Hope art
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
— Bob Hope people
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
— Bob Hope hope
I like to play in the low 70s. If it gets any hotter than that Ill stay in the bar!
— Bob Hope play
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it.
— Bob Hope country
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
— Bob Hope art
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
— Bob Hope wonder
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
— Bob Hope art
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldnt help wondering from what direction.
— Bob Hope wonder
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that hes really pissed off.
— Bob Hope jesus
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
— Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
— Bob Hope art
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
— Bob Hope art
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope you
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope you
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
— Bob Hope time
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
— Bob Hope crime
I do benefits for all religions - Id hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
— Bob Hope religion
I have a wonderful make-up crew. Theyre the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
— Bob Hope people
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
— Bob Hope sin
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
— Bob Hope love
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
— Bob Hope money
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.
— Bob Hope money
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
— Bob Hope war
Theyll always be an England, even if its in Hollywood.
— Bob Hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actors Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
— Bob Hope age
Middle age is when you still believe youll feel better in the morning.
— Bob Hope believe

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