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Darrell Hammond

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

— Darrell Hammond personality

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

— Darrell Hammond relationship

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

— Darrell Hammond change

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

— Darrell Hammond war

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

— Darrell Hammond money

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

— Darrell Hammond work

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

— Darrell Hammond home

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

— Darrell Hammond world

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

— Darrell Hammond men

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

— Darrell Hammond art

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

— Darrell Hammond wit

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

— Darrell Hammond

I belong to the Democratic Party.

— Darrell Hammond art

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

— Darrell Hammond want

I had a dad you know.

— Darrell Hammond you

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

— Darrell Hammond

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

— Darrell Hammond kids

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

— Darrell Hammond work

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

— Darrell Hammond living

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

— Darrell Hammond time

I've seen the hell these people go through.

— Darrell Hammond people

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

— Darrell Hammond reality

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

— Darrell Hammond men

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

— Darrell Hammond people

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

— Darrell Hammond anger

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