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Fred Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
— Fred Allen vision
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
— Fred Allen people
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
— Fred Allen law
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
— Fred Allen religion
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
— Fred Allen people
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
— Fred Allen live
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
— Fred Allen man
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
— Fred Allen failure
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
— Fred Allen stars
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
— Fred Allen will
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
— Fred Allen love
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
— Fred Allen life
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
— Fred Allen love
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
— Fred Allen sin
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
— Fred Allen children
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
— Fred Allen self
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
— Fred Allen life
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
— Fred Allen paris
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
— Fred Allen people
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
— Fred Allen mind
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
— Fred Allen family
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
— Fred Allen
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
— Fred Allen you
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
— Fred Allen art
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
— Fred Allen trouble
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
— Fred Allen life

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