George Burns

#49009 George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. .

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#49010 George Burns

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. .

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#49012 George Burns

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it. .

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#49013 George Burns

Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city. .

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#90617 George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. .

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#90618 George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. .

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#90619 George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. .

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#90620 George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. .

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#90621 George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. .

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#90622 George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. .

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#90623 George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. .

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#90624 George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. .

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#90625 George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. .

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#90626 George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. .

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#90627 George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. .

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#90629 George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. .

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#90630 George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. .

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#90631 George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. .

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#90632 George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. .

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#90633 George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. .

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#90634 George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know. .

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#90635 George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. .

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#90636 George Burns

At my age flowers scare me. .

George Burns Quotes about age
#90637 George Burns

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. .

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#90638 George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. .

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#90639 George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. .

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#90640 George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. .

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#90641 George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. .

George Burns Quotes about honesty
#208976 George Burns

Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. .

George Burns Quotes about money

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