When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. .
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. .
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. .
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. .
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